I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and he said "you are crazy" I said " I want a second opinion" and he replied "Okay, you are ugly as well"
He asked if I had any questions and I said that I did. he said " Well go ahead and ask but I must tell you I charge $50 for 3 questions" "Thats a bit steep? isnt it?" I remarked.
"Yes it is" he replied "now whats your 3rd question"
I was feeling a little better by the time I left his office but noticed a Deers head mounted on the wall with a pair of sunglasses on its face, some streamers draped all over it and a hat balanced on its antlers. Now I felt awful again, thinking of the poor creature which was obviously having a party, enjoying itself when it got shot.
I went home and decided to telephone the online grocery store in our local area. The guy on the phone asked. "Can I help you" ? "No" I said "Just looking"
On a brighter note Siamese twins coming over for a visit from America soon, They come over now and again so the other one can have a drive.
