I started using horse sauce for the first time today on some boxes I am making, do I now have to learn a secret hand shake or something?:?:?
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I started using horse sauce for the first time today on some boxes I am making, do I now have to learn a secret hand shake or something?:?:?
you are now entitled to have horse-shoes nailed under your boots and have the right to whinny at fellow members.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil Spencer
Cheers,
Jim
Is horse sauce made from horse apples ?
Nah, that's hors d'oeuvres:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Manuka Jock
It contains a certain quantity of horse scones.
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I'm not buying that :no: I'm hanging on to my horse sense :roll:
The most powerful weapon in the horse whisperer's repertoire are the two words, "glue pot". It's amazing how it can rejuvenate the idlest nag.Quote:
Originally Posted by Manuka Jock
Cheers,
Jim
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I'd like to propose the world wide adoption of "Horse scones!" as a replacement for the dreary expletive BS!
If you own a dog (or know where you can borrow one) and want hours of hilarity, place a few drops of horse sauce on a dogs back such that it can get a good smell of it, but can't quite reach it with its tongue. A very useful practice to remember if you ever want your garden rotavated or your carpets torn up.
You are a cruel man WWQuote:
Originally Posted by Woodwould
It was an accident... honest Guv!Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil Spencer
Wasn't it Col Potter from MASH who referred to the scones as "Horse Hockey"?
Re the glue pot reference - I believe waving a PAL tin label in the vicinity of the nose also does wonders.
Friends had a horse called Meaty Bites. It didn't do any good though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob38S
Apparently that one does ok at the dog track too :UQuote:
Originally Posted by Bob38S
Yes, but it is a bit sticky (and a secret).Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil Spencer