Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P>
She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. <O:P></O:P>
Magically it opens.<O:P></O:P>
"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"<O:P></O:P>
"Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis".:D<O:P></O:P>
