One for the Pharmacists

Sorry Chris
Couldn't resist.

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by
> > > >> > his sobbing wife.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me
> > > >> > terribly this morning on the phone."
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the
> > > >> > druggist and demand an apology.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist
> > > >> > told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of the
> > > >> > story."
> > > >> >
> > > >> > "This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late
> > > >> > getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out
> > > >> > to the
> > > >> > car, only to realize that I locked the house with both
> > > >> > house and car
> > > >> > keys inside.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > I had to break a window to get my keys. In doing so I tore my
> > > >> > suit and had to go upstairs and change.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket.
> > > >> > When I was about three blocks from the store, I got a flat
> > > >> > tire.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Being late, my usual parking place had be! en taken and I
> > > >> > had to drive around to find another one.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > When I finally got to the store, there were a bunch of people
> > > >> > impatiently waiting for me to open up.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > I got the store opened and started waiting on these people
> > > >> > and all the time the dang phone was ringing off the hook."
> > > >> >
> > > >> > He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against
> > > >> > the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all
> > > >> > over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to
> > > >> > pick up the
> > > >> > nickels. The phone was still ringing.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer
> > > >> > which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch
> > > >> > of perfume bottles on it.
> > > >> > All of them hit the floor and broke.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I
> > > >> > finally got to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to
> > > >> > know how to use a rectal thermometer. ......
> > > >> > and believe me Mister, as God is my witness, all I did
> > > >> > was tell her.