blonde joke No. 1,287,354
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a
blonde
already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again
answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled
back
to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means
Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, Its' Thursday.'"
