Allan's lost memory

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1st February 2010, 11:00 AM
munruben

Allan's lost memory

Allan rushes into his local doctors surgery and tells the receptionist "I need to see the Doctor, I've lost my memory" The girl looks up at Allan and asks "When did that happen" ? Allan replies "When did what happen"?
1st February 2010, 12:04 PM
AUSSIE

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Originally Posted by munruben

Allan rushes into his local doctors surgery and tells the receptionist "I need to see the Doctor, I've lost my memory" The girl looks up at Allan and asks "When did that happen" ? Allan replies "When did what happen"?

OH JohnTut tut.
That is nearly as bad as the one.
A bloke goes running into a doctors surgery.Can someone help please?,can anyone help me?My mate is loosing his marbles.
The receptionist lookes at John and ask's how do you know that sir?
Well he has a hole in his pocket and I need to sow it up in a hurry.:B
3rd February 2010, 02:13 PM
munruben

:d
3rd February 2010, 02:16 PM
wheelinround

I think these jokes are inappropriate :; Isn't Allan in hospital have gawl bladder op they should be horsepital and nurse and enema jokes.:D

Hope you ok Allan :2tsup:
3rd February 2010, 08:44 PM
munruben

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Originally Posted by wheelinround

I think these jokes are inappropriate :; Isn't Allan in hospital have gawl bladder op they should be horsepital and nurse and enema jokes.:D

Hope you ok Allan :2tsup:

Yeah he is Ray, One of the nurses said "he had a lot of gall" :)
3rd February 2010, 08:48 PM
Calm

I saw him on Sunday and he looked a little flushed actually:D
3rd February 2010, 09:04 PM
munruben

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Originally Posted by Calm

I saw him on Sunday and he looked a little flushed actually:D

I heard he has lost a couple of stone.:) Hi David. hope you are well. pity you not coming to the GTG would have been nice to catch up again.
3rd February 2010, 09:07 PM
wheelinround

Its ok Allan its just a flash in the pan:D
3rd February 2010, 09:10 PM
munruben

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Originally Posted by wheelinround

Its ok Allan its just a flash in the pan:D

Don't worry about Allan, Ray, he has plenty of grit.:)
3rd February 2010, 09:16 PM
wheelinround

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Originally Posted by munruben

Don't worry about Allan, Ray, he has plenty of grit.:)

Lst week you said he was full of sh....t:; but I guess he's now fully flushed
3rd February 2010, 09:22 PM
munruben

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Originally Posted by wheelinround

Lst week you said he was full of sh....t:; but I guess he's now fully flushed

Hope he has stopped rattling when he walks. he coughed last week and shattered his next door neighbours window.
3rd February 2010, 09:23 PM
chrisb691

I feel sorry for him. If he is on a catheter, then it means even the nurses are taking the P**s out of him.
3rd February 2010, 09:26 PM
wheelinround

Allan was meeting up with some fellow to have a trailer load of Osage Orange cut up

Hope that got done first he's got to have priorities right.

It will be a while before he produces a log
3rd February 2010, 09:27 PM
munruben

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Originally Posted by chrisb691

I feel sorry for him. If he is on a catheter, then it means even the nurses are taking the P**s out of him.

:D You realise that Allan isn't going to take this thread lying down.:)
3rd February 2010, 09:35 PM
munruben

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Originally Posted by wheelinround

Allan was meeting up with some fellow to have a trailer load of Osage Orange cut up

Hope that got done first he's got to have priorities right.

It will be a while before he produces a log

I think it was those Rocky Roads that he eats that caused his problem. :)

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