A little Dhristmas Story

Many years ago, It was two nights before Christmas and Santa was not happy!
The reindeer had been fighting and Rudolph had copped a punch on the nose which put his lights out, the elves were talking of going on strike for overtime, Mrs Santa was screaming about having to clean up after all those geese and pertridges and things and those bloody pipers would not stop piping!
Santa was in his study, banging his head on the desk and thinking of committing Santacide, when the door bell chimed.
"Now what?" he yelled and opened the door.
There stood a little fairy with a huge Christmas tree.
"Merry Christmas, Santa" she said, Where do you want me to put it?"



And thus began the ancient tradition of the Fairy on the Christmas Tree......

Yep

Not good, but I had a chuckle :2tsup: