John's car had broken down so he hailed the next driver
that came along.
The driver said, "Sorry, I am a pastrycook - don't know a
thing about cars".
He hailed another driver, a veterinary surgeon, who said,
"I would not know one end of a car to the other".
A third driver arrived and John asked, "What do you do
for a living?" The driver said, "I am a podiatrist".
John said, "Great, give me a tow into town please".
Allan
