The Top End

A Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager.
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's OK,

but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my ute and is

wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out."

The manager says "Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat.

Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him."

Five minutes later I the farm hand calls back.

"I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head

and removed him from the bull-bars.

No problem there, but I still can't go on".

"Now what's the f*****g problem?" raged the manager.

"Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is

stuck under the right-front wheel arch".