One day goes into a new grocery store at the edge of town. Just inside he sees a sign which says: CONDOMS - SOLD & FITTED. He looks around and calls for service. An exceptionally attractive young lady emerges from the back.
"Do you work here?" the gentleman asks.
"Yes, I do." she replied.
And is the statement on this sign true?" the gentleman asked.
The young lady leaned over the counter, showing her ample cleavage to best advantage, and seductively answered, "Yes, it is."
"Tell me," he asks, "who fits them?"
"Why, I do!" purrs the girl.
"Well," says , "would you please wash your hands and give me a pound of tomatoes
