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No. 1. I think this may have been on before, but may be worth repeating:-
A frog walked into a bank and went to teller who'se name tag said, 'Miss Patricia Whack'. He said, "Excuse me miss. I wold like to arrange a loan for $30,000."
She said, "Who are you?"
He replied, "My father is Mick Jagger"
She asked, "Have you any collateral?", and he said, "Yes. I have this." and ha ndecd her a China Elephant.
The teller said, "I'll have to see the Manager." and went inside.
She told the story to the Manager, and showed him the Elephant. "I don't even know what it is!" she said, and the Manager replied...
(Are you ready for this???)


"It's a knick-knack, Paddy Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"