A distraught man arrived outside the Pearly Gates
and St. Peter asked him his circumstances.
The chap replied, "I am a full forward and play for a
top Aussie Rules football team. It was a Grand Final
and only ten seconds to play. I marked the ball
in front of the goal and we needed a goal to win.
Unfortunately I slipped as I kicked and it only went
through for a point".
St. Peter asked, "When was this?"
The chap replied, "One minute ago".
Allan
