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God had pretty much finished handing out the Gifts of Life to Adam and Eve. God said, "Well, I'm down to just a couple of things and I'll let you kids choose for yourselves. I have here the gift of being able to take a piddle from a high place over running water . . ."

"Me. Me. ME!!" Adam hollered. "Me. I want it. The very thing. MeMEME!"

"OK," said God. "You've got it. Now Eve, guess your stuck with the multiple orgasms."

At my age I'll settle for the piddle. Had a nasty operation about 12 months ago and for about two weeks I'd have given all I own to be able to have a decent piddle.
Kind regards
Termite

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Originally Posted by Christopha

God had pretty much finished handing out the Gifts of Life to Adam and Eve. God said, "Well, I'm down to just a couple of things and I'll let you kids choose for yourselves. I have here the gift of being able to take a piddle from a high place over running water . . ."

"Me. Me. ME!!" Adam hollered. "Me. I want it. The very thing. MeMEME!"

"OK," said God. "You've got it. Now Eve, guess your stuck with the multiple orgasms."

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Which reminds me of the one about the old biddy running through the nursing home. She would stop in front of the men, throw her skirt over her head and shout, "Super Sex!'
One old fella thought for a moment and said, "I think I'll have the soup, thanks"