if your italian sorry in advance

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe acoupla bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man...Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"

Pay that!!!:2tsup::2tsup::2tsup:

Brings to mind the guy who lived next to two beautiful young women who were in a same-sex relationship with each other.

He was a bit disappointed when they gave him a Rolex for his birthday.
As he explained, "When they asked me what I wanted for my birthday, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanna watch"