Hill Bent

> Some thing you can relate to...
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> Vacationing Near Transylvania
>
> Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were
> vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania .. They were
> driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway.. It was late
> and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the
> car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the
> car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree.
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> Moments later, Bob shakes his head to
> clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his
> wife unconscious... With her head bleeding! Despite the rain and
> unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance.
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>
>
> Bob carefully picks his wife up and
> begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He
> heads towards the light, which is coming from a large, old house He
> approaches the door and knocks.
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>
>
> A minute passes. A small, hunched man
> opens the door. Bob immediately blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and
> this is my wife Betty. We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife
> has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?"
>
>
>
> "I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "but
> we don't have a phone. My master is a doctor; come in and I will get
> him!"
> Bob brings his wife in.
>
>

> An older man comes down the stairs. "I'm
> afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am
> a scientist.. However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I
> have had a basic medical training. I will see what I can do. Igor, bring
> them down to the laboratory."
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>
>
> With that, Igor picks up Betty and
> carries her downstairs, with Bob following closely. Igor places Betty on
> a table in the lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries,
> so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.
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>
>

> After a brief examination, Igor's master
> looks worried. "Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion." Igor
> and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty Hill are
> no more.
>
>
> The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master
> greatly. Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses
> his grand piano. For it is here that he has always found solace. He
> begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.
>
>
> Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab
> tidying up. His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on
> Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting piano music.. Stunned,
> he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise, marking the beat! He is further
> amazed as Betty and Bob both sit up straight!
>
>
> Unable to contain himself, he dashes up
> the stairs to the conservatory.
>

> He bursts in and shouts to his master:
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>
>
> "Master, Master! ..... The Hills are
> alive with the sound of music!"
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> (I am soooooo sorry...... But you really
> should've seen that coming