Crocodile shoes

Blonde was on vacation and driving through Darwin.

She desperately wanted to take home a pair of genuinecrocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle onprices' attitude of one of the shopkeepers,the blonde shouted

'Well then, maybe I'll just go outand catch my own crocodile, so I can get a pair of shoes forfree'

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, 'Littlelady, just go and give it a try'!

The blonde headed out toward the river, determined tocatch a crocodile!

Later in the day, as the shopkeeperis driving home, he pulls over to the side of the bankwhere he spots the same young woman

standing waist deepin the murky water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he spots a huge 3 metre croc swimmingrapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim,

kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy banksof the river. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatureslying on their backs.

The shopkeeper stood on the bankwatching in silent amazement.

The blonde struggledand flipped the Croc onto its back. Rolling her eyesheavenward and screaming in great frustration,she shouts out........ Damn, damn, damn, THIS ONE'SBAREFOOT, TOO'!<!-- google_ad_section_end -->
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