Why some men prefer dogs to women
1. The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of smelly things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a ute.
14. Dogs enjoy farts.
14. If you have a pee on the lemon tree late at night, a dog will gladly join you.
15. Dogs don't mind eating from dirty dishes.
16. If you can't flick a booger off the end of your finger, a dog will happily eat it off.
17. Dogs don't mind what you wear when you go out together.
18. Dogs enjoy keeping you company when you're on the toilet.
19. A dog will never tire of listening to your voice.
20. If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.
