The head waiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled in
disgust as a man in muddy hip wader boots, frayed and torn jeans,
dirty leather jacket, long stringy dirty hair and a beard with flecks
of long-ago food marched right towards him.
The man said, "Yo, bucko, where's the bathroom?"
The head waiter calmly replied, "Go down the hall and turn
left. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen', pay absolutely no
attention to it and go right inside."
