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How the hell do you do number 23??
Easy, if you are my mate Derek.:wink::D
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What a laugh!!!!!! loved it. You can tell that they are genuine, and not another hoax.:2tsup:
:doh: :rofl: :D
Hysterical, well done!
Most amusing. :U
A pedant might however observe that the examples cited are almost all similes and not metaphors.
good one...
Love No 15, and No 8 has a certain elloquence to it!
Cheers,
Dave
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As you read them, you have to remember that You Were Not There when it happened.
He bought a new stapler for the office. It never worked properly, got jammed and would try to put 2 staples in at once etc.
He was demonstrating this fact to a few of us one night and had tried stapling various things which didn't.
Any how he stuck his tounge against the door and pressed. Misfired the first but got him the second time.
It took us about 10 minutes to get him off because we were laughing so much.
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