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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. The Haircut

    Started by jredburn, 18th June 2011 11:51 PM
    accept, barber, bill, card, changed, community, congressman, cop, diapers, door, dozen, florist, forward, future, haircut, happy, knowing, laughter, left, money, morning, pay, politicians, reason, replied, sense, service, shop, waiting, week
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,263
    Ruddy
    19th June 2011, 12:14 AM Go to last post

  2. Where?

    Started by Rodgera, 18th June 2011 12:07 PM
    address, box, called, coming, company, customer, dispatching, electric, envelope, exact, knocking, left, lineman, lines, maam, meant, office, post, power, rainstorm, rep, repairmen, replied, service, told, torrential, town, truck, weary
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,035
    Rodgera
    18th June 2011, 12:07 PM Go to last post

  3. Unsociable social worker

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th June 2011 09:17 PM
    addition, answered, awkward, bar, bedroom, clerk, commencement, daughter, duties, escort, expected, garage, holidays, kidding, located, mate, natural, nick, overseas, personal, salary, satisfy, social, started, stereo, strong, unsociable, urges, worker
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,313
    chambezio
    17th June 2011, 05:17 PM Go to last post

  4. Do Not Touch!

    Started by Rodgera, 17th June 2011 12:08 PM
    analyzed, arrived, box, called, carefully, clerk, danger, dither, dock, donned, factory, foreman, gloves, goggles, inside, left, loading, management, printed, read, safety, signs, stay, supply, told, touch, warning
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,484
    Rodgera
    17th June 2011, 12:08 PM Go to last post

  5. At the Doctor

    Started by Rodgera, 16th June 2011 12:09 PM
    called, doctor, examining, finally, hour, immediately, minutes, nurse, office, outer, replied, scale, wait, weight, yesterday
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,482
    RETIRED
    16th June 2011, 04:04 PM Go to last post

  6. Look at the tits on this

    Started by Grumpy John, 9th September 2010 06:13 PM
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    147064, tits
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 3,409
    FenceFurniture
    14th June 2011, 12:40 PM Go to last post

  7. Handy machine

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th June 2011 08:34 PM
    absolutely, age, allan, atm, beautiful, decided, door, front, gym, handy, impress, lady, looked, machine, personal, replied, shape, spotted, start, trainer, wallan, woman, woodie, workout
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,723
    Woodkid
    12th June 2011, 07:43 PM Go to last post

  8. Munruben bank robbery

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th June 2011 09:07 PM
    allan, anxious, bag, bank, burst, cash, customer, dead, forced, hand, hood, hooded, immediately, intrepid, john, load, missus, moments, munruben, noticed, pretty, raised, robber, robbery, scared, shot, staring, teller, tellers, woodie
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,245
    ian
    10th June 2011, 11:11 PM Go to last post

  9. Kilt

    Started by bullfright, 16th May 2011 01:39 PM
    drunk, irish, kilt, lyrics, rovers, scotsman, sing, youtube
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,553
    Woodkid
    9th June 2011, 12:39 PM Go to last post

  10. Electrical Officer

    Started by Rodgera, 8th June 2011 09:00 PM
    aircraft, answered, assigned, carrier, considered, duties, electrical, fix, granddaughter, hammer, navy, officer, recently, replied
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,151
    Rodgera
    8th June 2011, 09:00 PM Go to last post

  11. Paddy the irish blond

    Started by munruben, 8th June 2011 07:28 PM
    back-seat, bar, bartender, blond, car, check, chortled, cold, concerned, damned, drunk, embrace, entwined, funny, girlfriend, head, hours, idea, inside, irish, laughing, looked, mentioned, paddy, pete, shook, staggered, told, walked
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,358
    Allan at Wallan
    8th June 2011, 08:26 PM Go to last post

  12. aUSSIE GIRL

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th June 2011 09:11 PM
    advice, allan, arm, aussie, broken, carry, chop, cleaning, day, demanded, dishes, doctor, eye, girl, healed, hot, house, improvement, laundry, lawn, left, married, meals, provide, ring, swelling, times, wash, wishes, wood
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,495
    munruben
    8th June 2011, 07:52 PM Go to last post

  13. Two Prawns

    Started by Barry_White, 7th June 2011 05:48 PM
    banged, behold, called, changed, christian, cocktail, cod, coral, cried, day, distraught, eaten, enemy, flooding, found, friend, home, involve, justin, love, mysterious, pal, prawn, prawns, realized, reef, replied, shark, swam, swimming
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,232
    munruben
    8th June 2011, 07:18 PM Go to last post

  14. A Wee Scottish Tale

    Started by Barry_White, 7th June 2011 05:51 PM
    andrews, burn, coos, cupping, dinnae, drink, england, english, ets, fellow, foo, golfer, groundskeeper, hand, hands, highland, keeper, pish, repeat, replies, scoop, scottish, shi#e, shouts, spill, tale, tha, waater, water, wee
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,607
    Barry_White
    7th June 2011, 05:51 PM Go to last post

  15. At the Doctor's Office

    Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2011 12:50 PM
    called, crowded, death, die, doctor, doctors, door, figured, home, hours, moving, natural, office, pace, receptionist, slowly, snails, started, stood, usual, waiting, walking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,125
    Rodgera
    7th June 2011, 12:50 PM Go to last post

  16. Hard Times

    Started by Rodgera, 4th June 2011 09:17 AM
    accounting, bonus, bonuses, company, dollars, employee, faced, future, gawdelpus, hard, limiting, money, offered, saving, suggested, talkfest, ten, thousand, times, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,250
    andrewr79
    4th June 2011, 11:02 AM Go to last post

  17. The Stockbroker

    Started by Rodgera, 1st June 2011 01:07 PM
    allan, bearish, bullish, john, line, munruben, office, phone, rang, sheepish, speak, stockbroker, stockbrokers, talking, wallans, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,150
    Allan at Wallan
    1st June 2011, 08:56 PM Go to last post

  18. Talking Excuses excuses

    Started by fenderbelly, 31st May 2011 11:26 AM
    benefit, bizarre, excuses, fraudsters, telegraph, twin
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,251
    stuffy
    31st May 2011, 03:57 PM Go to last post

  19. Letter of the year

    Started by wheelinround, 28th May 2011 02:34 PM
    dear, improvement, kids, letter, married, mother-in-law, raise, sincerely, son-in-law, year
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,414
    wheelinround
    31st May 2011, 02:30 PM Go to last post

  20. Answering machine message

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st May 2011 01:18 PM
    allan, answering, borrow, bringing, car, caring, chisels, clothes, cook, delivered, grandparent, home, ironing, kids, leave, listening, machine, meal, message, money, options, pick, press, school, select, start, talking, wash, wood, woodturning
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,217
    Allan at Wallan
    31st May 2011, 01:18 PM Go to last post

  21. Tough times ahead

    Started by BEKKY, 30th May 2011 06:13 PM
    action, ahead, cab, cave, centrelink, cool~c, customer, cut, doctors, drivers, finally, immigration, minister, mohammed, morning, officers, omar, pakistan, queensland, reps, resilts, service, sufficient, taliban, telemarketers, telstra, times, tough, ugly, yield
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,478
    damian
    31st May 2011, 10:02 AM Go to last post

  22. Ireland solves oil shortage problem

    Started by munruben, 8th May 2011 10:37 AM
    arabia, dig, government, idea, importing, ireland, irish, million, oil, problem, sand, saudi, shortage, solve, solves, thick, tons
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,963
    rsser
    28th May 2011, 12:04 PM Go to last post

  23. Acts 2:38 ..

    Started by gawdelpus, 28th May 2011 12:04 AM
    238, 38s, act, acts, burglar, caught, church, cuffed, evening, home, intruder, knowing, lady, laugh, life, remember, replied, returned, robbing, save, scripture, send, stand, startled, stop, stopped, valuables, woman, yell, yelled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,206
    rsser
    28th May 2011, 12:02 PM Go to last post

  24. The blonde and the cow

    Started by fenderbelly, 27th May 2011 01:32 PM
    airhead, assuming, barn, blonde, bred, confidently, cow, cows, dealing, dying, explains, guess, hang, impregnate, insemination, janet, know;, lady, laughing, lee, nail, named, pants, pray, rudely, shoulder, simple, stall, sweetly, walk
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,378
    fenderbelly
    27th May 2011, 01:32 PM Go to last post

  25. Perfectly logical?

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 17th May 2011 12:05 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    buy, carton, cartons, eggs, hell, husband, logical, milk, perfectly, replied, shopping, short, time, wife
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 2,253
    Allan at Wallan
    20th May 2011, 08:43 PM Go to last post

  26. Talking Not a joke but it is very funny

    Started by fenderbelly, 12th May 2011 12:36 PM
    dog, funny, joke, tease, ultimate, youtube
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,334
    tea lady
    12th May 2011, 01:03 PM Go to last post

  27. Ducks in heaven !!!

    Started by fenderbelly, 11th May 2011 11:03 AM
    accidentally, admonishment, careful, chained, chains, day, deserve, duck, ducks, eternity, eyelashes, eyes, guy, handsome, happy, heaven, laid, manages, months, muscular, observed, peter, st.peter, step, stepped, stepping, steps, tall, ugly, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,397
    Ozkaban
    11th May 2011, 12:22 PM Go to last post

  28. Ex gitlfriend.

    Started by munruben, 9th May 2011 09:24 AM
    attention, family, girlfriend, gitlfriend, left, met, minded, pay, poor, psychic
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,329
    olbassy
    9th May 2011, 09:33 PM Go to last post

  29. The Munruben Model Chair

    Started by Rodgera, 9th May 2011 11:29 AM
    chair, illusions, mighty, model, munruben, optical
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,381
    wheelinround
    9th May 2011, 02:56 PM Go to last post

  30. Alan and Ray building a shed

    Started by munruben, 6th May 2011 10:36 PM
    alan, bag, bit, building, ceiling, floorboards, head, heads, nail, nailing, nails, notices, picks, prided, ray, replied, shed, smarter, started, stupid, throw, tossed, wallan, wrong
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,873
    Rum Pig
    9th May 2011, 02:06 PM Go to last post

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