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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,890
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Post WHY MEN GO TO BUNNINGS - the truth at last.

    Started by beer is good, 27th November 2012 01:18 AM
    add, age, bunnings, check, chick, cologne, crap, crotch, cute, dog, favourite, girl, hair, hands, hat, hole, hot, mans, men, middle, mirror, register, remember, running, school, shirt, shoes, shorts, stop, truth
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 2,839
    BobL
    28th November 2012, 11:20 PM Go to last post

  2. What sort of humour is this?

    Started by FenceFurniture, 7th November 2012 11:16 AM
    4 Pages •
    1 2 3 4
    60s, additions, bands, blade, categorise, draw, favourite, genre, guillotine, hate, humour, indiscriminate, i’d, keyboards, line, organs, pain, personal, razor, recently, rutabaga, scorcese, sexually, sharp, simple, sort, supposed, ten, thinking, wurlitzers 2 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 47
    • Views: 6,227
    labr@
    17th November 2012, 04:38 PM Go to last post

  3. We all know lawyers are very smart....right?

    Started by MBM888, 16th November 2012 10:35 AM
    affect, alive, attorney, autopsies, autopsy, beard, check, date, dead, death, doctor, dress, forget, girls, height, individual, lawyers, medium, memory, morning, patient, people, performed, pursuant, sitting, smartright, son, terminated, time, voodoo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,419
    MBM888
    16th November 2012, 10:35 AM Go to last post

  4. Guaranteed to offend bank managers....

    Started by MBM888, 12th November 2012 12:24 AM
    $23.90, bank, blond, blonde, borrow, bother, business, car, checked, collateral, expect, found, guaranteed, happy, loan, managers, miss, nicely, offend, officer, park, puzzled, repays, replies, return, rolls, sydney, transaction, weeks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,448
    MBM888
    12th November 2012, 12:24 AM Go to last post

  5. bad day

    Started by mic-d, 9th November 2012 09:00 AM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    ahead, bad, butchers, day, deep, forgot, friend, german, grocery, heart, heavy, home, realised, returning, shopping, sigh, suddenly, visit, wurst
    • Replies: 35
    • Views: 4,714
    RETIRED
    11th November 2012, 10:36 PM Go to last post

  6. GPS undies

    Started by mic-d, 7th November 2012 08:24 PM
    carry, convenient, drove, gps, invented, nuts, undies
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,278
    AlexS
    9th November 2012, 06:44 PM Go to last post

  7. A newborn baby?

    Started by MBM888, 9th November 2012 03:40 PM
    aches, age, baby, bench, bill, elderly, feel, gentlemen, hair, home, newborn, pains, pants.”sad1, retirement, sitting, teeth, tree, wet, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,189
    MBM888
    9th November 2012, 03:40 PM Go to last post

  8. Kind hearted banker?

    Started by MBM888, 7th November 2012 07:24 PM
    afternoon, bank, banker, bring, ceo, children, eat, eating, fellows, foot, glad, grass, hearted, kind, limousine, love, major, money, pitiful, poor, replied, riding, road, sir, squeezed, stop, taking, underway, voice, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,276
    MBM888
    7th November 2012, 07:24 PM Go to last post

  9. Unknown Author

    Started by fenderbelly, 7th November 2012 10:06 AM
    amused, author, backside, bit, boiled, bread, bruised, cheese, children, clothes, copper, cut, funny, hot, hung, items, light, lot, newspapers, outhouse, peg, perused, plenty, remember, rich, shop, squares, unknown, wife, wore
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,499
    Grumpy John
    7th November 2012, 12:52 PM Go to last post

  10. Gynaecologists

    Started by A Duke, 6th November 2012 05:17 PM
    gynaecologists, people, talk, time.wink
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 981
    _fly_
    6th November 2012, 05:21 PM Go to last post

  11. Groucho Marks and his cigar....

    Started by MBM888, 4th November 2012 11:17 PM
    children.o, cigar, confidently, era, groucho, hesitation, hmmand, husband, introduced, love, manage, marks, mention, much.throbpash, replied, sex, smokeing, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,318
    MBM888
    4th November 2012, 11:17 PM Go to last post

  12. Kiss my …..

    Started by MBM888, 2nd November 2012 04:04 PM
    beauty, body, burned, cheek.kiss, couple, day, dear, doctor, donated, graft, honey, husband, kiss, kisses, mother, plenty, ranted, raved, relatives, repay, replied, severely, skin, thin, time, told, womans, worry, you.”, youthful
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,384
    A Duke
    2nd November 2012, 04:53 PM Go to last post

  13. Short sighted opinions..

    Started by wheelinround, 2nd November 2012 09:10 AM
    bomb, business, chairman, computer, computers, cookies, cooper, corp, drill, feasible, fields, found, future, gary, ibm, idea, impossible, invented, market, music, oil, opinions, president, professor, radio, response, short, sighted, university, yale
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,999
    wheelinround
    2nd November 2012, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  14. Periodic Tables

    Started by Woodwould, 31st October 2012 04:35 PM
    memories, periodic, refresh, tables 1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,025
    Woodwould
    31st October 2012, 04:35 PM Go to last post

  15. Attending a lecture.

    Started by RedShirtGuy, 29th October 2012 07:28 PM
    2am, abuse, alcohol, attending, body, effects, elderly, giving, human, late, lecture, night, officer, police, replies, smoking, staying, stopped, time, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,193
    RedShirtGuy
    29th October 2012, 07:28 PM Go to last post

  16. One for the girls

    Started by fenderbelly, 7th October 2012 11:05 AM
    fix, girls, ladies, months, remind
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,897
    Wongo
    29th October 2012, 01:40 PM Go to last post

  17. Employment options

    Started by MBM888, 28th October 2012 04:41 PM
    apprentice, career, crime, dad, demands, discouraged, employment, government, helpful, momentarily, options, organized, private, reconsidering, sector, thinking, trade, “chippy”
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,215
    MBM888
    28th October 2012, 04:41 PM Go to last post

  18. Compliments

    Started by MBM888, 26th October 2012 06:12 PM
    bedroom, compliment, compliments, damn, eyesights, fat, feel, happy, horrible;, husband, mirror, pay, perfect, replies, ugly, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,165
    chambezio
    26th October 2012, 07:13 PM Go to last post

  19. Blind

    Started by oges, 19th June 2003 05:49 PM
    awnings, blind, blindman, blinds, confused, driving, freeway, front, guy, hope, installed, observed, van
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,707
    Pacific32
    26th October 2012, 12:10 AM Go to last post

  20. Church Social

    Started by MBM888, 25th October 2012 11:13 PM
    africa, answer, apparently, church, contest, correct, curly, hair, lost, night, question, social, trivia, women, worship
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,093
    MBM888
    25th October 2012, 11:13 PM Go to last post

  21. How to Tell the Gender of a Fly

    Started by MBM888, 24th October 2012 02:50 PM
    fly, gender
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 981
    _fly_
    24th October 2012, 04:48 PM Go to last post

  22. Crazy News Tidbit

    Started by Rodgera, 10th October 2012 01:17 PM
    anxious, braille, campbelltown, crazy, department, disabilities, display, enclosed, front, glass, human, include, inside, main, minorities, news, office, poster, religions, resources, sydney, tidbit, university, western
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,657
    damian
    23rd October 2012, 05:21 PM Go to last post

  23. My Living Will

    Started by MBM888, 21st October 2012 06:56 PM
    beer, bottle, computer, dependent, fluids, kids, live, living, machine, night, plug, pull, sitting, threw, unplugged, vegetative
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,315
    tea lady
    21st October 2012, 08:35 PM Go to last post

  24. A Saint

    Started by fenderbelly, 19th October 2012 01:01 PM
    aide, canberra, cardinal, catholic, church, compared, congregation, contrary, egregious, explain, favourite, flip-flop, gillard, honour, issues, kevin, minister, money, overseas, personages, presence, promised, queensland, rudd, rudds, saint, sermon, simply, tenets, views
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,585
    rwbuild
    19th October 2012, 10:45 PM Go to last post

  25. 'heads up' for those guys who may be regular bunnies customers.

    Started by MBM888, 19th October 2012 10:13 AM
    $2.99, 24th, 4th, agree, backseat, bunnies, climbs, crawling, customers, front, guys, heads, mates, p.s, regular, ride, sale, saturday, scam, seat, shopping, start, starts, steals, times, undressing, upcoming, wallet, wallets, weekend
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,459
    Allan at Wallan
    19th October 2012, 08:28 PM Go to last post

  26. 40th Birthday surprise

    Started by Rodgera, 18th October 2012 10:14 AM
    30th, 40-year-old, 40th, bedroom, birthday, body, buy, clothes, discharged, dressed, dug, expected, guess, hint, hoping, hospital, limp, means, offered, outfit, surprise, swmbo, ten, walk, waltzed, wardrobe, week, wore
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,395
    Allan at Wallan
    18th October 2012, 07:55 PM Go to last post

  27. Life in the Australian Army...

    Started by MBM888, 15th October 2012 03:43 PM
    army, australian, bad, bed, bloody, boozer, boxes, boys, brekky, brothers, carried, city, cows, coz, dad, doug, eromanga, feed, foot, gotta, life, mum, phil, quick, reload, shooting, stone, truck, west, wrestle
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,521
    Christos
    17th October 2012, 05:52 PM Go to last post

  28. For the Ladies…

    Started by MBM888, 17th October 2012 05:31 PM
    $20, $20.00, address, bill, clean, condition, considered, deeply, exceptionally, eyes, flabbergasted, hand, handsome, house, kinky, ladies…, leaned, looked, mans, matter, meaningfully, moment, pressed, proposition, purse, removed, replied, slowly, woman, words
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,301
    MBM888
    17th October 2012, 05:31 PM Go to last post

  29. Frightening Statistic

    Started by fenderbelly, 17th October 2012 08:29 AM
    25%, 75%, country, frightening, illness, means, medication, mental, recent, running, scary, statistic, untreated, women, worrisome
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,256
    tea lady
    17th October 2012, 03:57 PM Go to last post

  30. What Frank Zappa said....

    Started by MBM888, 15th October 2012 01:48 PM
    basic, block, building, claim, dispute, frank, hmmm, hydrogen, plentiful, right.rockon, scientists, stupidity, universe, zappa
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,546
    MBM888
    15th October 2012, 08:52 PM Go to last post

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