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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Murphy

    Started by Bushmiller, 25th January 2013 09:41 AM
    bed, bistro, business, cafe, chair, communicate, couple, day, decided, drew, figured, furniture, glass, idea, language, line, minutes, murphy, napkin, nodded, paris, paul, picture, plate, playing, sitting, speak, table, vacant, wine
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,453
    Bushmiller
    25th January 2013, 09:41 AM Go to last post

  2. Muffins

    Started by Rodgera, 24th January 2013 10:38 AM
    answer, blunt, burning, calmly, cooking, cried, dashed, days, dinner, eye, guessed, head, hospital, minutes, muffins, oven, overshooting, plate, replied, set, shaved, smelled, spent, swmbo, temperature, time, timer, trauma, wiped, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,750
    rrich
    24th January 2013, 04:46 PM Go to last post

  3. Candle

    Started by Rodgera, 23rd January 2013 07:00 PM
    attending, blow, busily, candle, child, conceive, congratulate, couple, couples, desperate, elated, found, harried, house, husband, light, pray, pregnant, priest, replied, reply, returned, rome, sabbatical, sets, twins, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,136
    Rodgera
    23rd January 2013, 07:00 PM Go to last post

  4. Rspca

    Started by fenderbelly, 22nd January 2013 06:20 PM
    call, cubs, explain, found, fox, moving, officer, replied, rspca, suitcase, terrible, today;, woods
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,186
    rwbuild
    22nd January 2013, 10:26 PM Go to last post

  5. Aussie hopes for next Olympics

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd January 2013 05:13 PM
    allan, aussie, aussies, bring, bronze, copper, dollars, gold, happy, home, hopes, lead, olympics, silver, training, worth
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,210
    fenderbelly
    22nd January 2013, 09:41 PM Go to last post

  6. cat people v dog people

    Started by Kev Y., 18th January 2013 09:14 PM
    cat, dog, people, true, youtube 1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,276
    tea lady
    21st January 2013, 11:43 AM Go to last post

  7. Money, money, money.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th January 2013 08:31 PM
    allan, argue, hand, leave, mention, money, replied, time, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,388
    wheelinround
    20th January 2013, 12:26 PM Go to last post

  8. Newly Married

    Started by Rodgera, 18th January 2013 01:05 PM
    bride, father, feeling, fortune, honey, insecure, left, married, matter, newly, replied, sweetly, swmbo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 927
    Rodgera
    18th January 2013, 01:05 PM Go to last post

  9. Indian indeces

    Started by Bushmiller, 12th January 2013 07:47 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    baby, boy, boys, deer, elk, equal, hides, hippopotamus, indeces, indian, paul, pregnant, prove, rolleyes, skin, slept, sons, squaw, squaws, twin
    • Replies: 26
    • Views: 3,208
    Rodgera
    15th January 2013, 08:11 PM Go to last post

  10. Rising temperature

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th January 2013 04:59 PM
    allan, arrived, breath, cursed, daffodil, days, doc, doctor, door, doorway, half, heard, hospital, hour, laughing, left, matter, minutes, nurse, past, relented, replied, return, rising, shot, staff, temperature, visitors, walk, woodturner
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,514
    A Duke
    15th January 2013, 06:35 PM Go to last post

  11. Senile??NO way, not me

    Started by Breslau, 9th January 2013 02:14 PM
    ate, bacon, bit, bring, chocolate, coming, cream, deal, eggs, evening, forgetful, forgot, hah, hard, hey, icecream, kitchen, minutes, plate, remember, senile??no, senileno, syrup, toast, top, topping, twenty, whipped, wife, write
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,341
    Breslau
    13th January 2013, 03:29 AM Go to last post

  12. Elderly Driver

    Started by Rodgera, 12th January 2013 09:31 AM
    beer, car, crashed, cut, doctor, drawer, driver, drivers, drove, elderly, examined, fairly, front, handed, hedge, home, late, lawn, license, model, pieces, quiet, reading, rest, scissors, sitting, startled, thanked, time, told
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,624
    chambezio
    12th January 2013, 10:19 AM Go to last post

  13. Terrible Noise

    Started by Rodgera, 9th January 2013 11:52 AM
    apprehensively, awful, background, called, day, dishwasher, father, fixed, hear, home, jet, mother, noise, plane, plans, replied, taking, terrible
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,333
    Rodgera
    9th January 2013, 11:52 AM Go to last post

  14. Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

    Started by wheelinround, 1st June 2008 10:26 AM
    afternoon, car, clean, cold, coldwater, dishes, dog, dried, edge, egg, eyes, football, fret, grandfather, grandfathers, hear, john, lay, leaving, looked, meal, plates, shouted, specks, started, taking, told, watching, water, word
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,363
    bosox
    5th January 2013, 06:41 AM Go to last post

  15. What's For Dinner?

    Started by Rodgera, 2nd January 2013 09:47 AM
    clean, daughter, defrosting, dinner, dinners, disposable, dogs, extra, food, freezer, frozen, helping, home, hot, husband, item, noodles, party, prepare, refrigerator, remembers, restacked, restaurant, sauce, sauerkraut, suddenly, throw, time, tossing, volunteered
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,608
    tea lady
    2nd January 2013, 09:58 AM Go to last post

  16. A belated Christmas joke

    Started by rtfarty, 30th December 2012 09:52 PM
    belated, bells, carols, christmas, christmassy, die, englishman, eve, eventually, flicks, fumbles, gates, guy, guys, irishman, jingles, joke, keys, knickers, ladies, lighter, pair, pearly, peter, pockets, pulls, replies, represent, scotsman, tells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,330
    rtfarty
    30th December 2012, 09:52 PM Go to last post

  17. Used Car

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd December 2012 03:39 PM
    bought, bounced, car, clasped, corner, cpr, doubt, drove, five-year-old, hand, observed, parked, pedestrian, proceeded, quickly, released, repeated, shock, shoulders, squared, standing, start, suspension, swmbo, test, time, times, told, weight, wrong
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,811
    popawisky
    29th December 2012, 07:18 PM Go to last post

  18. Christmas day out with the missus

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd December 2012 08:23 PM
    allan, booked, bound, christmas, club, day, missus, snooker, table, taking, tears, thinking, though;, wallan
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,587
    fenderbelly
    27th December 2012, 10:59 AM Go to last post

  19. Prince O....

    Started by underfoot, 27th December 2012 06:08 AM
    246922, answers, emails, nigeria, olagunsoye, oyinlola, prince 1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,270
    Scott
    27th December 2012, 08:50 AM Go to last post

  20. 50 Sheds of Grey

    Started by Bushmiller, 13th November 2012 06:39 PM
    book, bottom, brandishing, concerns, cried, fifty, forum, garden, grey, happily, idea, me”, pain?”, read, real, replied, shed, sheds, stilettos, treat, window, woodies, workbench, “are, “harder”, “i’m, “very, “you
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,975
    hybridfiat
    25th December 2012, 04:00 PM Go to last post

  21. Christmas Joke

    Started by Kidbee, 24th December 2012 06:32 AM
    blame, christmas, claus, gardens, grandkids, hoe, joke, santa
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,192
    A Duke
    24th December 2012, 11:21 AM Go to last post

  22. Complete and finished

    Started by fenderbelly, 19th December 2012 09:56 PM
    complete, finished
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,490
    A Duke
    19th December 2012, 10:02 PM Go to last post

  23. What a surprise

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 14th December 2012 08:49 PM
    allan, assortment, cocaine, drugs, ecstacy, employment, extreme, found, heroin, idea, including, locals, office, powered, shock, stack, surprise, wallan, weapons
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,314
    K_S
    18th December 2012, 09:46 PM Go to last post

  24. Long Trip

    Started by Rodgera, 13th December 2012 11:28 AM
    a.m, arrive, children, day, drive, family, farther, home, journey, leaving, long, queensland, question-free, remarkably, sighed, sydney, trip, warned, water, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,059
    Big Shed
    13th December 2012, 11:32 AM Go to last post

  25. Curtains for us

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th December 2012 09:53 PM
    allan, assistant, blonde, buy, computer, computers, curtains, hellloooooooo, inches, mine, pink, replied, seventeen, size, spotlight, windooooooows
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,408
    Allan at Wallan
    10th December 2012, 09:53 PM Go to last post

  26. Careful wot you ask for

    Started by Jonzjob, 6th December 2012 09:06 AM
    bbc, builders, cap, careful, chateau, demolish, doffed, door, earn, french, generous, house, job, lady, leaving, news, oligarchs, paid, paint, pardon, payment, polskie, portch, quick, round, russian, surpised, thanked, worker, wot
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,816
    jimbur
    6th December 2012, 11:16 AM Go to last post

  27. Job Offer

    Started by fenderbelly, 10th November 2012 08:21 PM
    inspector, job, noise, offer, offered, pollution, week
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,565
    Jonzjob
    4th December 2012, 11:38 PM Go to last post

  28. H20

    Started by fenderbelly, 10th November 2012 05:21 PM
    bar, barman, died, guys, h20, h2o, sounds, walk
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,299
    Jonzjob
    4th December 2012, 11:32 PM Go to last post

  29. Blood bros

    Started by rwbuild, 26th November 2012 04:19 AM
    arab, aye, blood, box, bros, card, chocolates, donate, finally, generous, happy, laddie, life, nice, phoned, quality, replied, save, scotsman, scottish, shocked, street, surgery, surprised, thank-you, time, type, urgent, veins, worldwide
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,630
    Jonzjob
    4th December 2012, 09:46 PM Go to last post

  30. caught in the act

    Started by fenderbelly, 1st December 2012 10:58 AM
    act, answer, askes, beers, bit, bureaucracy, cash, caught, figured, guy, hand, mad, money, night, putting, reading, reminded, replies, shes, short, thread, tomorrow, wakes, wallet, wheelings, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,628
    jw2170
    3rd December 2012, 04:50 PM Go to last post

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