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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages •
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Medical Student

    Started by Rodgera, 13th March 2013 11:04 AM
    arm, bill, break, congratulated, day, door, driveway, due, earlier, fix, graduated, hectic, learned, medical, moved, replied, schedule, spotted, student, time
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,371
    rrich
    17th March 2013, 02:36 PM Go to last post

  2. Flowers

    Started by Rodgera, 9th March 2013 05:41 PM
    azalea, beautiful, carrying, coincidence, flowers, grocery, husband, joked, local, pink, purely, ran, store, voice, womans
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,143
    Rodgera
    9th March 2013, 05:41 PM Go to last post

  3. Chapped lips

    Started by MBM888, 8th March 2013 12:19 PM
    backside, chapped, cure, drover, heat”, horse, horse;, kisses, lifts, lips, replied, scorching, sweaty, tale, tourist, walks, watches, “does
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,193
    MBM888
    8th March 2013, 12:19 PM Go to last post

  4. Signs for the shed...GORE WARNING

    Started by underfoot, 2nd March 2013 04:06 PM
    256208256209, couple, gore, hang, reminders, shed, shedgore, signs, warning 2 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,125
    doug3030
    5th March 2013, 01:23 AM Go to last post

  5. Tools you need in life

    Started by MBM888, 1st March 2013 02:33 PM
    duct, life, tape, tools, wd40
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,047
    MBM888
    1st March 2013, 02:33 PM Go to last post

  6. Current discussions in Victoria

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th September 2012 05:33 PM
    age, allan, anymore, blackouts, boluts, circulation;, current, dementia, difficulty, discussions, dizzy, drivers, feel, feet, friends, god, green, house, licence, located, medications, names, poor, recognizing, red, remember, subject, telephone, victoria, winded
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,114
    Dengue
    26th February 2013, 02:07 PM Go to last post

  7. I've sure gotten old!

    Started by MBM888, 23rd November 2012 12:45 PM
    anymore, blackouts, bouts, bypass, cancer, circulation;, dementia, diabetes, drivers, engine, feel, feet, fought, friends, half, hands, hip, jet, knees, license, lost, medications, poor, prostate, remember, replacement, subject, surgeries, thankfully, winded 1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,207
    hp8
    26th February 2013, 10:19 AM Go to last post

  8. NBN and all that…

    Started by MBM888, 25th February 2013 06:12 PM
    nbn, that…
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,162
    hp8
    26th February 2013, 10:08 AM Go to last post

  9. Pontiff Retiring

    Started by fenderbelly, 23rd February 2013 07:59 PM
    pontiff, retiring
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,086
    Bennoubetcha
    24th February 2013, 03:09 PM Go to last post

  10. Hotel

    Started by fenderbelly, 24th February 2013 09:50 AM
    arguing, aris, hell, hotel, involved, issue, jammed, jump, maintenance, matter, missus, personal, phoned, quick, reception, receptionist, replyed, sir, threatning, told, understand, window, windows
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,203
    fenderbelly
    24th February 2013, 09:50 AM Go to last post

  11. The wife left a note on the fridge:

    Started by MBM888, 22nd February 2013 12:52 PM
    anymore, fridge, left, note, wife 1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,224
    gms002a
    23rd February 2013, 09:31 AM Go to last post

  12. Two nuns

    Started by chambezio, 21st February 2013 01:37 PM
    amid, appeared, bastead, bat, bonnet, called, car, coming, cross, dark, driver, funny, home, jump, jumped, night, nun, nuns, passenger, pull, road, storm, stormy, suddenly, terrible, tree, vampire
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,409
    A Duke
    21st February 2013, 02:15 PM Go to last post

  13. Elderly Romance

    Started by Rodgera, 20th February 2013 11:20 AM
    advanced, afterward, alex, citizens, coffee, dance, danced, elderly, fourth, home, husband, married, met, remind, romance, ruth, senior, times, walked, widower, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,327
    Wongo
    20th February 2013, 01:18 PM Go to last post

  14. A thoughtful Scot

    Started by fenderbelly, 20th February 2013 09:45 AM
    heading, hear, pub, scot, scotsman, thoughtful
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,004
    fenderbelly
    20th February 2013, 09:45 AM Go to last post

  15. New Species Discovered

    Started by Grumpy John, 18th February 2013 08:42 AM
    254815, brain, care, communication, constant, contact, created, discovered, downward, drag-crotch, effect, evolution, expect, eye, fertile, function, gait, genetic, government, highly, history, intelligent, natural, receive, referred, shape, shuffling, species, spineless, verbal 2 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,864
    enelef
    18th February 2013, 10:45 AM Go to last post

  16. A man goes to a doctor and says.....

    Started by MBM888, 16th February 2013 03:40 PM
    can’t, church, day, doc, doctor, dying, elevators, embarrassment, fart, farting, farts, farts.”, fixed, heaven.”fart, let’s, man, nose, pills, returns, saves, stink, table, times, week, week.”, we’ve, worse, “doc, “now
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,831
    Allan at Wallan
    16th February 2013, 07:24 PM Go to last post

  17. Pollies and bankers

    Started by bullfright, 16th February 2013 11:42 AM
    bankers, bugger, home, pollies, sing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,065
    bullfright
    16th February 2013, 11:42 AM Go to last post

  18. Horse meat

    Started by rwbuild, 15th February 2013 03:00 PM
    .externalclass, 12pt, bar, beef, bit, blue;, burger, burgers, color, coming, cow, dead, face?”, flogging, font-family, font-size, font-weight, horse, horse…, ingredients, meat, normal;, tesco, text-decoration, times, underline, version, wordsection1, “illegal
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,216
    chippysu
    15th February 2013, 09:24 PM Go to last post

  19. Far fetched

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th February 2013 08:05 PM
    allan, antiques, bros, celebrated, century, condition, dogs, fetch, fetched, idea, johns, london, ooh, operated, paddy, presenter, produced, rare, replied, road, set, sticks, stuffed, taxidermists, valued, wear, worse
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,634
    Allan at Wallan
    15th February 2013, 08:05 PM Go to last post

  20. Doping in sport

    Started by rwbuild, 15th February 2013 04:58 PM
    arena, chair, disabled, doping, drug, positive, scandal, spilled, sport, team, tested, wd40, wheel
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,180
    rwbuild
    15th February 2013, 04:58 PM Go to last post

  21. The Desert.

    Started by issatree, 15th February 2013 04:17 AM
    amazed, boss, chap, cut, desert, experience, firm, forest, job, logging, sahara, speed, told, tree, wee
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,464
    issatree
    15th February 2013, 04:17 AM Go to last post

  22. The Saw ?.

    Started by issatree, 14th February 2013 01:56 AM
    120, bought, chainsaw, chap, cut, day, days, dealer, disgruntled, machinery, noise, starts, store, takes, told, trees, wood, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,221
    Allan at Wallan
    14th February 2013, 07:24 AM Go to last post

  23. White wedding

    Started by MBM888, 11th February 2013 12:33 PM
    attending, black, bride, child, colour, day, dressed, explained, girl, groom, happiest, happiness, life.confetti, moment, mother, time, wearing, wedding, white
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,407
    Bob38S
    13th February 2013, 06:31 PM Go to last post

  24. Made a donkey out of him

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th February 2013 10:00 AM
    allan, aye, bit, blinking, call, care, day, dead, donkey, eyelid, father, front, fun, impression, jones, kin, lads, lawn, matter, notify, obliged, omalley, oyer, people, reason, replied, sergeant, tis, true, wag
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,426
    Scott
    8th February 2013, 04:39 PM Go to last post

  25. Smart ass

    Started by MBM888, 5th February 2013 12:25 PM
    accidentally, ass, board, game, loo, morning, pieces, poop, scrabble, smart, spell, surely, swallowed, trouble
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,371
    Bushmiller
    5th February 2013, 06:14 PM Go to last post

  26. Talking Queensland Beer

    Started by Aussiephil, 23rd November 2006 08:46 AM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    beer, cascade, presidents, queensland, south, tasmania, tooheys, wales, xxxx
    • Replies: 17
    • Views: 3,654
    Needles
    31st January 2013, 05:01 PM Go to last post

  27. Racism?

    Started by Bushmiller, 29th January 2013 05:10 PM
    aisle, assistant, bratwurst, bunnings.-, customer, dog, german, german?-, guinness, guy, hot, irish?-, italian, italian?-, jewish?-, kosher, mexican?-, offended, paul, polish, polish?-, racism, replied, sausage, shop, taco, wouldnt.-
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,464
    hybridfiat
    31st January 2013, 04:18 PM Go to last post

  28. Found in the Attic

    Started by Rodgera, 29th January 2013 02:17 PM
    ago, answered, attic, batteries, black, cleaning, continued, cool, exclaimed, grand, hey, invented, keys, kids, leaving, letters, manual, nan, page, paper, persisted, plug, print, spare, striking, swmbo, time, typewriter, uncovered, wow
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,559
    wheelinround
    29th January 2013, 05:58 PM Go to last post

  29. Senior Moments

    Started by Skew's_Girl, 26th January 2013 08:58 PM
    brooks, captioned, closed, distracted, forgot, golf, lyrics, moments, post, senior, skew, youtube
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,355
    Skew's_Girl
    27th January 2013, 12:07 PM Go to last post

  30. A Tap on the Shoulder...

    Started by wheelinround, 25th January 2013 08:11 PM
    apologized, attention, badly, cab, control, day, daylights, driver, driving, fault, gently, heading, hearse, lost, mere, moments, passenger, question, realise, replied, salford, scared, screamed, shaken, shoulder, startle, tap, tapped, taxi, wednesday
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,022
    rwbuild
    25th January 2013, 11:44 PM Go to last post

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