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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,890
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. BBQ Rules

    Started by MBM888, 4th May 2013 04:12 PM
    annoyed, bbq, beer, bring, clears, concludes, cooking, cutlery, dunno, eating, flips, grill, hands, inside, makes, meat, organize, plates, pleasing, prepares, reaction, routine, rules, salad, sauces, table, takes, utensils, woman, women
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,113
    Grumpy John
    8th May 2013, 08:36 AM Go to last post

  2. Grading the Fall

    Started by Rodgera, 4th May 2013 12:04 PM
    9.4, 9.6, 9.8, break, climbed, co-workers, construction, continue, day, embarrassed, fall, foreman, grabbing, grading, hastily-made, holding, john, managing, minor, noticed, reading, received, scaffold, scratches, signs, tumbled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,274
    Rodgera
    4th May 2013, 12:04 PM Go to last post

  3. My honest ebay listing

    Started by ArmstrongJordan, 2nd May 2013 05:01 AM
    2000, 708, amusing, audley, aus, business, career, champ, compound, dewalt, disappeared, ebay, feed, harrison, heard, heavyweight, honest, honesty, hope, humour, listing, mildly, mitre, olympic, pan, post, scms, section, sliding, slowly
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,310
    Handyjack
    2nd May 2013, 08:23 PM Go to last post

  4. Always wear underwear in public...

    Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 28th April 2013 12:16 AM
    265312, public, underwear, wear 1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,259
    Chesand
    28th April 2013, 07:45 AM Go to last post

  5. Mr Jeeves...

    Started by MBM888, 27th April 2013 08:15 PM
    butler, couple, decided, enjoy, evening, home, house, jeeves, late, night, planned, rest, wealthy, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,314
    MBM888
    27th April 2013, 08:15 PM Go to last post

  6. Having a shower

    Started by fenderbelly, 27th April 2013 12:50 AM
    bathroom, feel, front, guy, life, lohl, love, naked, shower, stands, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,109
    fenderbelly
    27th April 2013, 12:50 AM Go to last post

  7. Wrinkle Cream

    Started by Rodgera, 25th April 2013 09:19 AM
    answered, cream, dinner, grand-daughter, nan, natural, nine-year-old, putting, ready, swmbo, walked, walking, wrinkle
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,119
    Rodgera
    25th April 2013, 09:19 AM Go to last post

  8. Recipe for the perfect marriage

    Started by MBM888, 23rd April 2013 05:40 PM
    bought, chair, days, divorce, doghouse, driver, dust, electric, fault, fell, fight, garbage, interrupt, jump, late, looked, marriage, married, months, mud, pack, perfect, ran, recipe, remember, sit, spoken, truck, wife, yelling
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,819
    chambezio
    23rd April 2013, 11:05 PM Go to last post

  9. Visit to the doc

    Started by fenderbelly, 23rd April 2013 10:24 AM
    carrot, celery, doc, doctor, ear, eating, feeling, mumbles, nostril, replies, stalks, stick, stuck, visit, visits
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,168
    Allan at Wallan
    23rd April 2013, 03:09 PM Go to last post

  10. Job Interview

    Started by MBM888, 21st April 2013 11:47 PM
    #?@##, applicant, honesty, interview, interviewer, job, main, oops, weakness
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,039
    MBM888
    21st April 2013, 11:47 PM Go to last post

  11. Pulled over for speeding.....and then some

    Started by MBM888, 19th April 2013 04:27 PM
    pulled, speeding, speedingand
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,124
    hp8
    19th April 2013, 11:07 PM Go to last post

  12. Black BMW

    Started by MBM888, 18th April 2013 10:01 AM
    admiring, black, bmw, boss, brand, pulled
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,365
    chambezio
    19th April 2013, 05:31 PM Go to last post

  13. Quick run this morning

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th April 2013 04:35 PM
    allan, arrive, break-ins, cops, factory, local, morning, nowadays, planning, quick, quickly, run
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,195
    fenderbelly
    17th April 2013, 12:47 AM Go to last post

  14. What about boat people???

    Started by Rodgera, 15th April 2013 11:03 PM
    263496, boat, people 1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 958
    Rodgera
    15th April 2013, 11:03 PM Go to last post

  15. Roadworker

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th April 2013 06:26 PM
    allan, arrived, dad, fired, gang, home, roadworker, roadworking, signs, stealing, twenty
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,086
    rrich
    15th April 2013, 10:56 AM Go to last post

  16. Tonsillectomy vs Circumcision

    Started by MBM888, 14th April 2013 11:43 AM
    afraid, born, breeze, buddy, circumcision, cream, day, gurneys, hospital, ice, jelly, kid, kids, leans, lots, luck, lying, operating, pre-op, replies, sleep, surgeries, theatre, tonsillectomy, tonsils, wake, walk, whoao, worry
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,527
    MBM888
    14th April 2013, 11:43 AM Go to last post

  17. The nurse

    Started by Grumpy John, 13th April 2013 07:30 PM
    appears, black, check, closely, covers, embarrassment, fine, gently, gown, hand, holds, listen, manhood, mask, nurse, overcomes, oxygen, pulls, raises, rate, results, sir, slowly, smiles, student, test, testicles, wonderful, worrying, wrong
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,654
    Handyjack
    14th April 2013, 07:06 AM Go to last post

  18. Heimlich Maneuver

    Started by Rodgera, 13th April 2013 09:34 AM
    cheque, close, continue, coughing, doh, encourage, hand, heimlich, honey, husband, imagine, insurance, life, mail, maneuver, moved, party, playing, premium, quiet, remember, role, scene, shoulder, swmbo, talk, victims, week, whispered, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,665
    Rodgera
    13th April 2013, 09:34 AM Go to last post

  19. Think about it............

    Started by Breslau, 31st March 2013 12:23 PM
    addicts, buy, check, children, country, cute, debt, discipline, drug, filth, founded, geniuses, government, hard, homes…, idiots, infested, left, live, met, parents, removed, run, school, spankings, success, taxes, teacher, trillions, woman
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 1,971
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    10th April 2013, 02:23 PM Go to last post

  20. The outhouse out back

    Started by MBM888, 15th March 2013 03:12 PM
    beard, cracks, fiddling, fix, fixed, git, head, hole, hollers, hurts, kitchen, nuthin, out-, outhouse, proceeds, pull, replies, seat, starts, stick, stickin, sticks, stuck, toilet, wrong, yelling, yells, yur
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,921
    rrich
    10th April 2013, 01:40 PM Go to last post

  21. A letter to the Bank Manager

    Started by MBM888, 22nd March 2013 02:18 PM
    account, admit, arrangement, arrival, automatic, bank, bouncing, calculations, cheque, dear, deposit, elapsed, endeavoured, entire, funds, honour, letter, manager, month, monthly, nano-seconds, pay, plumber, refer, salary, writing
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,793
    hp8
    6th April 2013, 11:47 PM Go to last post

  22. Aldi Job application

    Started by gms002a, 6th April 2013 08:41 AM
    ####, aldi, answer, application, barn, bathroom, blink, day, f%^$, fastest, flip, found, guts, house, impressed, instant, jennifer, job, light, meself, obvious, pasture, question, ran, replied, speed, switch, wall, wally, yep
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,824
    hp8
    6th April 2013, 11:31 PM Go to last post

  23. Politically correct...?

    Started by MBM888, 19th March 2013 02:21 PM
    apologised, car, cop, correct, dancing, darkies, disturbance, exclaimed, golf, incorrect, local, neighbourhood, officers, oops, partner, patrolling, police, politically, radioed, roof, tango, zulu
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,670
    hp8
    6th April 2013, 11:24 PM Go to last post

  24. Mates

    Started by MBM888, 6th April 2013 12:03 AM
    ass, close, clumsy, collection, confused, drunk, fall, feel, hell, horrible, laugh, mate, mates, mateship, pants, pissing, promises, quit, reality, sad, sick, speak, stay, stories, true, warmth, whining, words, worried, worse
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,787
    MBM888
    6th April 2013, 12:03 AM Go to last post

  25. Kindergarten graduates

    Started by MBM888, 1st April 2013 03:04 PM
    adult, announcement, baby, bet, book, boy, chest, choo-choo, class, exciting, graduates, grown-up;, kindergarten, muster, nana, nice, puffed, read, ride, smile, start, stood, tall, teacher, train, voice, winnie, wonderful, word, words
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,257
    MBM888
    1st April 2013, 03:04 PM Go to last post

  26. Politically correct

    Started by Breslau, 31st March 2013 12:12 PM
    adultery, building, commandments, commit, correct, courthouse, creates, environment, hostile, judges, lawyers, lie, politically, politicians, post, real, reason, shalt, steal, ten, thou
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,614
    Breslau
    31st March 2013, 12:12 PM Go to last post

  27. Walking the dog

    Started by Breslau, 29th March 2013 12:08 PM
    backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, father, garage, gas, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, pushing, ran, replied, returned, round, scent, stole, surprised, thread, time, walk, walking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,406
    Breslau
    29th March 2013, 12:08 PM Go to last post

  28. Not her flowers

    Started by rrich, 28th March 2013 03:17 PM
    argument, boy, calls, card, conversations, cube, customer, customers, day, ensues, florist, flowers, friend, ladies, liquid, love, lunch, mode, office, people, person, reading, reads, receptionist, screams, send, stays, window, witch, witchs
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,562
    rrich
    28th March 2013, 03:17 PM Go to last post

  29. Crux of the Matter

    Started by Rodgera, 28th March 2013 10:56 AM
    attorney, court, crux, district, easy, elicit, federal, finally, honor, hour, information, judge, lawyer, matter, paid, prominent, prompted, question, replied, response, sitting, times, unsuccessfully, watching, witness
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,953
    Mutawintji
    28th March 2013, 11:11 AM Go to last post

  30. Julia has troubles

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd March 2013 05:03 PM
    allan, assist, cabinet, club, collapses, gillard, julia, rang, restore, ring, told, totally, troubles, woodturning
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,387
    rod1949
    26th March 2013, 03:17 PM Go to last post

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