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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
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    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 51,701
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 86,058
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 124,468
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 238,842
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. The Bus Ride

    Started by fenderbelly, 24th October 2013 10:41 AM
    ahead, blonde, blondes, bottom, brunette, bus, clutching, decided, downstairs, driver, fear, front, hard, hecks, knuckles, level, looked, ride, road, rode, seats, staring, straight, swallowed, team, time, top, whispered, white, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,796
    24th October 2013, 10:41 AM Go to last post
  2. Another patient

    Started by rustynail, 22nd October 2013 03:44 PM
    anatomy, begins, blood, cholesterol, clothes, doctor, examination, informs, lady, medical, patient, pressure, remove, stick, suggests, tongue, trouble, visits, well-
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,333
    22nd October 2013, 05:13 PM Go to last post
  3. The Patient

    Started by issatree, 15th October 2013 05:19 PM
    302, blood, excellent, floor, fred, functionally, grandfather, grateful, happy, heart, hold, hospital, information, line, nice, nurse, nurses, patient, pressure, rang, roberts, sir, son, station, tells, wood
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,516
    15th October 2013, 05:19 PM Go to last post
  4. Open

    Started by Rodgera, 15th October 2013 10:41 AM
    16-year-old, dad, daughter, heading, hesitation, hospital, mouth, open, phone, procedure, quipped, ride, scheduled, surgery, swmbo, talked, teenager, tonsillectomy, undergo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,288
    15th October 2013, 10:41 AM Go to last post
  5. Daylight Saving

    Started by CMB, 6th October 2013 06:46 AM
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 1,822
    14th October 2013, 04:24 PM Go to last post
  6. Rules Women should follow

    Started by _fly_, 10th October 2013 01:37 PM
    30.the, 31.if, answer, balance, beer, bodies, cat, cold, essential, expect, follow, gay, idiot, interpreted, magazines, makes, male, meals, meant, meat, models, months, peeing, relationship, rules, shoes, sport, tired, white, women
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,270
    14th October 2013, 03:51 PM Go to last post
  7. Worried woodturner

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th October 2013 04:32 PM
    allan, car, cheer, dejected, drink, fortune, happy, home, jetski, lathe, left, lonely, purchased, sad, shopping, spent, tipping, wife, wild, women, woodturner, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,416
    12th October 2013, 06:10 PM Go to last post
  8. Big green shed strikes again.

    Started by tea lady, 28th September 2013 08:44 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    big, green, shed, strikes
    • Replies: 28
    • Views: 3,254
    10th October 2013, 07:54 PM Go to last post
  9. The TP Holder (a.k.a. Necessary Paper)

    Started by rrich, 19th September 2013 01:22 PM
    3/4, aka, bath, bought, brass, clipped, cutters, fill, friend, glass, glue, hardware, holder, holes, invented, nice, paper, product, screws, shiny, shower, silicone, sink, stall, store, taping, throne, tub, wall, wire
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,695
    10th October 2013, 11:52 AM Go to last post
  10. Crows

    Started by fenderbelly, 19th September 2013 10:16 AM
    $2.7, avian, car, crow, crows, csiro, deaths, determined, determinethe, disproportionate, eat, flu, government, impact, kill, killed, kills, million, money, months, percentages, research, road, say“truck”, spent, tax, territory, treeto, truck, versus
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,251
    10th October 2013, 11:38 AM Go to last post
  11. is it snowing

    Started by fenderbelly, 2nd October 2013 10:36 PM
    about?”, anything”, dear.”, definitely”, friend, hesitation, moves, prove, rain, raining, raining?”, red, replies, rudolph, sighs, sky, smiles, smug, snaps, snowing, walking, wife, woman, worse, “hey, “its, “that, “what
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,613
    10th October 2013, 11:07 AM Go to last post
  12. ring and dial tone explained.

    Started by tea lady, 10th October 2013 10:34 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,184
    10th October 2013, 10:34 AM Go to last post
  13. Advice from Chinese Doctor

    Started by MBM888, 9th October 2013 01:31 PM
    advice, attacks, aussies, bad, beer, bigger, body, chinese, doctor, drink, eat, exercise, fat, fewer, figure, food, fried, fruit, grain, heart, life, live, lot, ratio, red, shape, suffer, swimming, vegetable, wine
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,788
    10th October 2013, 10:25 AM Go to last post
  14. Fridge

    Started by robbo266317, 7th October 2013 11:22 AM
    anymore, beer, cold, fridge, golf, hell, home, left, light, mother, note, noticed, playing, stay, talking, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,680
    7th October 2013, 07:27 PM Go to last post
  15. Hell to get old..

    Started by gms002a, 3rd October 2013 11:10 PM
    agree, approached, class, decided, fine, friend, hell, learned, legs, medical, notice, old-timer, peltry, people, poor, slowly, spread, stiff-legged, street, student, students, surely, syndrome, walk, walking, walks, wind, wrong, zovitzki
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,673
    7th October 2013, 05:39 AM Go to last post
  16. Romantic evening

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2013 03:20 PM
    allan, approached, chair, concerned, dinner, door, evening, gazing, hands, holding, husband, local, lovingly, nearby, observing, odd, pardon, quiet, replied, restaurant, romantic, slid, slide, started, suddenly, table, tactfully, waitress, walked, woman
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,460
    6th October 2013, 10:24 PM Go to last post
  17. Leftovers

    Started by Rodgera, 26th September 2013 10:37 AM
    ate, brother, brought, cheesecake, daughter, day, demanded, desserts, eating, evening, extra, found, home, leftovers, occasionally, piece, pieces, replied, restaurant, son, staff, sweetly, watching, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,435
    26th September 2013, 10:37 AM Go to last post
  18. unhappy marriage

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2013 10:38 PM
    arrested, artie, breath, choice, coles, department, drew, floor, friend, hands, husband, insurance, leave, living, manager, marriage, murder, police, poor, proceeded, produce, security, store, strangle, stumbled, surprised, unexpectedly, unhappy, wife, witnesses
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,062
    25th September 2013, 10:44 PM Go to last post
  19. Grape Expectations

    Started by Scott, 20th September 2013 01:52 PM
    breath, expectations, grape, green, idiot, purple
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,147
    24th September 2013, 05:18 PM Go to last post
  20. There was this guy

    Started by fenderbelly, 18th September 2013 10:34 PM
    absolutely, bank, besotted, bring, called, carried, current, day, decided, drowned, fell, girl, girlfriend, gorgeous, guy, lorraine, lot, moment, obvious, planned, pretty, ran, river, singing, slipped, smiling, started, stopped, times, walk
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,869
    23rd September 2013, 03:21 PM Go to last post
  21. Another Crow Joke

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 19th September 2013 11:51 PM
    calls, car, cars, close, crow, crows, discovered, feed, joke, killed, research, road, tree, truck, trucks, university
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,408
    20th September 2013, 05:57 PM Go to last post
  22. Two crows

    Started by Kidbee, 19th September 2013 10:11 PM
    attempted, branch, call, crows, murder
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,731
    20th September 2013, 05:09 PM Go to last post
  23. The telephone call

    Started by fenderbelly, 20th September 2013 11:44 AM
    aro-d, bit, call, close, decided, fenderbelly, heard, isolated, joke, lady, mates, mummy, names, parents, people, policemans, pretty, ring, robbo, robbos, scott, scotts, send, ses, speak, susie, tea, telephone, telling, thunder
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,594
    20th September 2013, 11:44 AM Go to last post
  24. San Francisco

    Started by fenderbelly, 17th September 2013 11:16 AM
    damn, disco, discoteque, drinks, evening, francisco, harp, harpist, home, instrument, left, night, players, realised, rehearsals, sams, san, separate, symphony, unwind
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,288
    19th September 2013, 08:53 PM Go to last post
  25. A nice meal

    Started by artme, 18th September 2013 10:33 PM
    attacked, bees, cage, chimpanzees, chimps, cleaner, cleaning, collect, day, den, devoured, eat, fish, food, head, honey, killing, left, lions, match, meal, nice, panic, remembered, shovel, task, tim, tims, tossed, trace
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,358
    19th September 2013, 12:01 PM Go to last post
  26. Getaway

    Started by fenderbelly, 18th September 2013 04:16 PM
    air, alcohol, ate, butter, candles, cold, day, dinner, fish, found, getaway, goat, hair-dryer, home, love, macintosh, monastery, monk, monks, months, pair, paul, sheep, time, wandered, weeks, wellies, white, whitesheep, wine
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 4,958
    18th September 2013, 10:04 PM Go to last post
  27. The Holy One

    Started by fenderbelly, 16th September 2013 12:54 PM
    .aro-d, atelephone, body, candles, covered, enjoyed, existence, handful, holy, incense, inindia, lama, learned, life, moment, mountain, nanga, parbat, peak, peakswhich, represented, returned, snow, soaring, spirit, trips, tsampa, universe, western, world
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,235
    17th September 2013, 04:06 PM Go to last post
  28. The Smartie Way.

    Started by issatree, 15th September 2013 02:49 AM
    afford, attack, bag, brown, buy, cures, depression, frustration, gain, guaranteed, hide, low, minimizes, orange, panic, piece, purple, red, reduces, relives, results, severe, smartie, tense, tranquilizers, urge, warning, weight, wood, woodturners
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,906
    15th September 2013, 02:49 AM Go to last post
  29. Questions that need answers

    Started by MBM888, 4th September 2013 01:17 AM
    answers, baby, billion, call, called, china, corn, cow, crotch, dangly, drink, france, gynaecologist, kissing, leave, oil, paint, patient, people, person, plates, quality, questions, squeeze, stars, tells, time, touch, universe, wrist
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,847
    14th September 2013, 06:32 PM Go to last post
  30. Rich and successful....what's not to like about lawyers.....

    Started by MBM888, 13th September 2013 02:23 PM
    458, brand, closely, colleagues, completely, door, drivers, ferrari, front, lawyer, lawyers, office, parked, ready, rich, speciale, successful, successfulwhat, tore, truck
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,412
    13th September 2013, 03:44 PM Go to last post

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