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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Can't take it With You

    Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 08:01 AM
    agrees, arm, arrange, bed, book, brought, bury, calls, check, coffin, death, die, dies, faithful, gates, gold, guy, happy, pavement, pearly, peter, possessions, prayers, priest, reluctantly, sells, servant, special, suitcase, tells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,477
    Carry Pine
    16th December 2013, 08:01 AM Go to last post

  2. Exclamation The Lookout

    Started by artme, 14th December 2013 11:46 PM
    admiration, amazed, appears, begin, bloke, bow, brother, captain, chinese, congratulates, crows, deck, ear, eye, eyesight, finally, giant, heard, junk, lookout, nest, officers, peering, race, sea, speck, starboard, talking1, time, yells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,000
    artme
    14th December 2013, 11:46 PM Go to last post

  3. Windshield

    Started by Rodgera, 14th December 2013 05:41 PM
    car, cleaned, driving, glasses, home, ice, ice-covered, left, near-accidents, officer, police, reply, stopped, swmbo, windshield
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,166
    Allan at Wallan
    14th December 2013, 08:46 PM Go to last post

  4. Mowing the lawn

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th December 2013 03:56 PM
    allan, board, instant, lawn, mowed, mowing, past, replied, rolls, send, tattslotto, truck, turf, week, wife, win, window
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,168
    Allan at Wallan
    12th December 2013, 03:56 PM Go to last post

  5. Relatives

    Started by groverwa, 11th December 2013 12:30 AM
    argument, barnyard, concede, country, couple, discussion, drove, earlier, husband, in-laws.ou, led, mules, passed, pigs, position, relatives, replied, road, sarcastically, wife, word, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,289
    groverwa
    11th December 2013, 12:30 AM Go to last post

  6. Johnson & Johnson Thermometer

    Started by gms002a, 9th December 2013 11:44 AM
    begins, box, broken, carefully, chipped, close, control, days], department, eyes, fun, glad, johnson, literature, loud, notice, personally, print, quality, read, rectal, repeat, sanitized, statement, stop, surface, table, tested, thermometer, times
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,925
    gms002a
    9th December 2013, 11:44 AM Go to last post

  7. Shopping with the wife

    Started by MBM888, 6th December 2013 07:58 PM
    cart, crown, husband, lager, local, picks, shopping, supermarket, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,155
    rwbuild
    6th December 2013, 09:03 PM Go to last post

  8. centrelink visit

    Started by Tonyz, 5th December 2013 10:36 AM
    amazed, awhile, behave, boom, called, centrelink, controlled, customer, easy, exam, expert, finally, jack, kids, lady, lil, rags, response, start, surname, t6o, thet, thread, times, toe, tow, usual, visit, waiting, yell
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,019
    Tonyz
    5th December 2013, 10:36 AM Go to last post

  9. Classified Ad

    Started by Rodgera, 3rd December 2013 12:24 PM
    1000, 2012, 500, 555-1212, adult, apparently, bike, call, classified, consent, cruiser/commuter, dealer, ground, gsxr, kms, local, loving, newspaper, perfect, proper, purchased, ridden, selling, service, steve, suzuki, wheels, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,687
    Allan at Wallan
    4th December 2013, 07:03 PM Go to last post

  10. Mobile Phone on Forehead

    Started by Stewie D, 27th November 2013 07:47 AM
    forehead, friend, mobile, phone, stewie, true
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,568
    CMB
    3rd December 2013, 05:32 PM Go to last post

  11. Three biscuits

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st December 2013 05:25 PM
    annoyed, ate, baker, beat, biscuit, biscuits, clever, fenderbelly, lightning, magic, notice, obtaining, pastry, pocket, promptly, replied, rodgera, rodgeras, scoffed, shop, speed, trick, whisks
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,316
    fenderbelly
    2nd December 2013, 10:19 PM Go to last post

  12. 16 yr old exam answers

    Started by Stewie D, 29th November 2013 10:18 AM
    abdominal, answers, arab, benign, body, borax, bowels, brainium, cavity, cow, drink, exam, fight, heart, insist, kids, makes, moon, olds, people, safe, section’, sun, tides, time, turbine, water, word, worried, ‘caesarean
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,184
    A Duke
    1st December 2013, 11:24 PM Go to last post

  13. The Powder ???.

    Started by issatree, 1st December 2013 11:50 AM
    103, added, age, bit, blast, boom, children, crematorium, daughter, drover, grand, gun, healthy, hole, jindabyne, left, live, missed, morning, oatmeal, passed, pinch, powder, wood
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,294
    Scott
    1st December 2013, 12:40 PM Go to last post

  14. A Man & His Wife.

    Started by issatree, 28th November 2013 01:22 AM
    coffee, dash, dvd, golf, hours, iphone, jug, laptop, man, nice, outage, person, play, power, raining, sat, talked, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,451
    Scott
    28th November 2013, 08:30 PM Go to last post

  15. Are You OK?

    Started by Rodgera, 28th November 2013 12:20 PM
    bed, bit, bounding, boy, carry, concerned, dinner, feel, fifteen-year-old, found, happy, house, matter, mom, replied, sick, son, stove, worry
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,378
    Rodgera
    28th November 2013, 12:20 PM Go to last post

  16. A Yorkshire Love Story

    Started by Stewie D, 23rd November 2013 11:57 AM
    aged, bed, bugger, edit, effort, favourite, final, funeral, happy, heaven, jokes, kitchen, knees, landing, left, love, mustering, round, scones, similar, sixty, spoon, stewie, story, suddenly, table, threw, wife, world, yorkshire
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,472
    Stewie D
    23rd November 2013, 11:57 AM Go to last post

  17. Writing Guides

    Started by Breslau, 22nd November 2013 02:22 AM
    avoid, avoided, carefully, clichés, comma, commas, correct, don’t, double, eliminate, eschew, guides, metaphors, mixing, negatives, omit, parenthetical, quotations, repeat, reread, rereading, sentence, sentences, singular, subject, understatement, verb, word, words, writing
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,927
    Old-Biker-UK
    22nd November 2013, 07:07 PM Go to last post

  18. My son's first alcoholic drink

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th November 2013 04:55 PM
    alcoholic, allan, barely, beer, brands, carlsberg, desperation, drank, drink, fosters, home, offered, pint, pram, push, remember, son, sons, time, whisky
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,468
    Dengue
    20th November 2013, 11:17 PM Go to last post

  19. OBE Warranty

    Started by Rodgera, 19th November 2013 10:59 AM
    additional, age, attributes, boss, buy, carried, carry, concluded, consulted, continued, cost, decided, eighty-three, extolling, five-year, leave, lifetime, moment, obe, one-year, replied, returned, salesman, set, smiling, stay, television, warranty
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,444
    Allan at Wallan
    19th November 2013, 03:41 PM Go to last post

  20. Doctors Visit

    Started by CMB, 18th November 2013 09:28 AM
    bother, cleared, craig, cute, doctor, doctors, farted, farting, farts, hearing, heck, lady, matter, office, pills, returns, silent, sinuses, smell, smells, stink, terribly, times, visit, week, wind
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,323
    CMB
    18th November 2013, 09:28 AM Go to last post

  21. To Pray

    Started by fenderbelly, 17th November 2013 10:15 AM
    ahead, amazing, brick, children, christians, cnn, day, feel, fellow, female, grow, hatred, heard, jews, journalist, love, muslims, peace, people, politicians, pray, responsible, safely, sir, slowly, stop, talking, wailing, wall, wars
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,797
    fenderbelly
    17th November 2013, 10:15 AM Go to last post

  22. The wife

    Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2013 10:28 AM
    chucking, depressed, downloaded, feel, night, railway, timetable, train, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,187
    doug3030
    10th November 2013, 10:28 PM Go to last post

  23. After Quasimodo's death - what happened next?

    Started by Stewie D, 9th November 2013 01:47 PM
    approach, armless, beautiful, belfry, bell, bishop, brother, campanologist, continued, dame, day, death, decided, due, excellency, happened, heart, interviews, notre, quasimodo, quasimodos, replied, ringer, rings, rushed, sadly, scroll, street, strike, wait
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,606
    Pac man
    10th November 2013, 09:54 PM Go to last post

  24. The Entertainer

    Started by fenderbelly, 24th October 2013 11:04 AM
    bellhop, entertainer, sam
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,101
    tore
    10th November 2013, 09:52 PM Go to last post

  25. Swedish humour?

    Started by MBM888, 10th November 2013 04:27 PM
    humour, swedish, touring, ventriloquist
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,111
    MBM888
    10th November 2013, 04:27 PM Go to last post

  26. A Heavenly Conversation

    Started by MBM888, 3rd November 2013 10:52 PM
    apparently, catherine, conversation, cut, fall, fast, francis, garden, god, grass, green, grow, growing, heavenly, leaves, lord, mulch, natural, pay, protect, rake, sir, soil, spring, started, story, suburbanites, summer, throw, trees
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,134
    MBM888
    3rd November 2013, 10:52 PM Go to last post

  27. ice cream

    Started by gms002a, 28th October 2013 03:49 PM
    bacon, bowl, chair, couple, cream, eggs, forget, goodness, hands, ice, irritated, kitchen, minutes, moment, night, nineties, physically, plate, remember, returns, sake, stares, strawberries, tells, toast, toddles, watching, whipped, wife, write
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,488
    gms002a
    28th October 2013, 03:49 PM Go to last post

  28. The Alphabet Wife

    Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2013 09:57 AM
    adorable, alphabet, beautiful, delightful, describe, doctor, elegant, eye, fairly, foxy, gorgeous, happily, heck, hot, husband, kidding, looked, lovely, married, optimistic, replied, round, saving, smiled, swelling, testicles, thirty, told, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,502
    fenderbelly
    27th October 2013, 09:57 AM Go to last post

  29. The blonde mortician.

    Started by planemaker, 25th October 2013 10:19 AM
    astonishment, black, blank, blonde, blue, charge, check, compensate, cost, difference, dohdohdoh, dressed, excellent, exquisite, grateful, grave, heads, honestly, husband, job, looked, maam, mortician, nice, size, spend, suit, switched, wearing, wife
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,945
    planemaker
    25th October 2013, 07:09 PM Go to last post

  30. The best lawyer ...

    Started by groverwa, 24th October 2013 05:54 PM
    apology, army, array, beaten, blind, children, confined, cut, disabilities, disabled, dreadful, humiliated, idea, lawyer, learning, makes, private, requiring, research, salvation, sisters, stammer, stricken, support, thirdly, unable, veteran, volunteer, wheelchair, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,418
    groverwa
    24th October 2013, 05:54 PM Go to last post

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