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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. On the Scale

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd April 2014 11:15 AM
    aboard, avoided, called, climb, eyeglasses, finally, glasses, grab, kilos, nerve, read, scale, stepped, swmbo, unable, weigh
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,109
    skot
    6th May 2014, 10:06 PM Go to last post

  2. From a Tigers fan

    Started by Carry Pine, 5th May 2014 06:56 PM
    afl, anzac, bigoted, captain, captains, cheering, collingwood, day, fan, feelings, forgive, game, interview, interviewed, minutes, pendlebury, playing, quiet, silence, stands, thousand, tigers, unheard
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,494
    Carry Pine
    5th May 2014, 06:56 PM Go to last post

  3. Bill Poster On Scaffolding

    Started by Christos, 4th May 2014 12:09 PM
    312525, bill, day, funny, guys, poster, scaffolding 2 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,559
    labr@
    4th May 2014, 08:09 PM Go to last post

  4. Amber Light

    Started by Carry Pine, 28th April 2014 09:05 AM
    amber, arresting, blowing, booking, bumper, car, car.carry, cell, christian, chrome-plated, desk, effects.he, emblem, escorted, fish, front, horn, light, mistake, naturally, officer, personal, pine, police, pulled, sticker, stolen, sunday-school, trunk, waiting
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,922
    issatree
    1st May 2014, 10:45 AM Go to last post

  5. English language group names

    Started by Dengue, 19th April 2014 01:12 PM
    aggressive, animals, baboons, collective, congress, cows, dangerous, english, explains, familiar, flock, group, herd, intelligent, language, loudest, murder, names, noun, nouns, obnoxious, owls, parliament, pretty, primates, proper, viciously, wise, wonderfully, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,729
    Dengue
    19th April 2014, 01:12 PM Go to last post

  6. Easter Bunny

    Started by groverwa, 18th April 2014 04:37 PM
    animal, blonde, bunny, car, contents, dead, driver, driving, easter, feet, hair, highway, hops, jump, jumps, label, life, paw, pulls, rabbit, restores, road, runs, sensitive, spray, sprays, stops, ten, waves, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,916
    groverwa
    18th April 2014, 04:37 PM Go to last post

  7. Breasts

    Started by rrich, 25th March 2014 04:37 PM
    breast, breasts, cancer, fake, funny, implants, inside, kill, pink, real, shirt, squeaky, survivor, toys, wearing, woman
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,521
    CMB
    14th April 2014, 07:42 PM Go to last post

  8. Mobile Scaffold

    Started by pawnhead, 11th April 2014 10:22 AM
    309938, mobile, scaffold 1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,481
    rhancock
    13th April 2014, 10:27 PM Go to last post

  9. Irish logic

    Started by fenderbelly, 13th April 2014 12:07 PM
    anxiously, arrives, calm, coming, email, explanation, forever, happened, home, immediately, irish, jean, leaving, logic, moments, mother-in-law, naked, odd, packing, paddy, shops, simple, smile, son-in-law, speak, suitcase, telling, told, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,014
    fenderbelly
    13th April 2014, 12:07 PM Go to last post

  10. Simplicity of life's issues

    Started by John Saxton, 11th April 2014 07:46 PM
    50%, anymore, blocked, broken, children, complain, damp, door, drink, farmer, fit, floor, funny, garden, issues, kitchen, lavatory, life, morning, passage, pieces, road, round, seat, send, simplicity, toilet, tool, water, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,753
    CAG
    12th April 2014, 03:55 PM Go to last post

  11. A Stable?

    Started by Rodgera, 12th April 2014 09:48 AM
    bible, computer, explain, family, kids, moment, nativity, read, sisters, son, stable, stereo, story, talk, terms, told, understand
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,289
    Rodgera
    12th April 2014, 09:48 AM Go to last post

  12. Not so smart weight loss advice.......

    Started by beer4all, 11th April 2014 02:06 PM
    3km, 84km, added, advice, agreed, calculations, calories, day, evening, exercise, extremely, lose, loss, morning, needless, replied, self-conscious, sensitive, smart, start, struggling, subject, suggested, swmbo, time, toll, walk, war, weeks, weight
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,173
    Rodgera
    12th April 2014, 04:24 AM Go to last post

  13. Is this for real

    Started by DaveTTC, 10th April 2014 12:28 PM
    art, cowboy, dave, facebook, real, screen, shot, wood
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,533
    doug3030
    10th April 2014, 11:55 PM Go to last post

  14. Satnav in & on Auto

    Started by John Saxton, 7th April 2014 06:48 PM
    advantages, advice, auto, bed, bugger, car, cheers, cleans, counselling, device, driver, exchange, fed, fills, fraught, helpful, journeys, leave, lock, pretty, properly, quieter, satnav, scoff, shirts, sixty, sort, tells, warm, washes
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,292
    John Saxton
    10th April 2014, 08:21 PM Go to last post

  15. Tough love.....

    Started by MBM888, 9th April 2014 03:27 PM
    conquest, dating, daughter, home, hurt, jail, job, lawyer, lie, love, mind, minutes, princess, rules, shes, tough, understand
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,319
    rod1949
    10th April 2014, 03:36 PM Go to last post

  16. Smile Exercise for over 70's

    Started by John Saxton, 9th April 2014 05:55 PM
    70s, arms, bag, bags, begin, bit, comfortable, confident, couple, day, eventually, exercise, extend, feel, hand, hold, level, lift, minute, move, people, plenty, position, potato, reach, relax, standing, straight, surface, weeks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,454
    John Saxton
    9th April 2014, 05:55 PM Go to last post

  17. Part of my ongoing effort to educate the masses.

    Started by groverwa, 7th April 2014 07:19 PM
    ass, built, chariots, designed, distance, educate, effort, england, factory, feet, gauge, horses, imperial, inches, masses, odd, ongoing, railroad, roads, roman, rome, ruts, spacing, srbs, tunnel, u.s, wagon, war, wheel, wheels
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,014
    rwbuild
    8th April 2014, 11:27 PM Go to last post

  18. BBC news report

    Started by fenderbelly, 8th April 2014 03:08 PM
    accepting, afterlife, bbc, benefits, blow, bombers, bombings, choice, cutting, death, expenditures, hate, jihad, laying, muslim, news, people, qaeda, realities, recent, reducing, report, shortage, simply, staff, strike, suicide, union, virgins
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,054
    fenderbelly
    8th April 2014, 03:08 PM Go to last post

  19. Fooling around

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th April 2014 10:25 AM
    accept, allan, anguished, apology, auto-correct, bedroom, betrayed, confess, dead, fooling, grabbed, guilt, gun, home, hope, intended, mate, moment, neighbour, ooops, promise, received, riddled, rotten, shot, sincerest, spellchecker, text, wife, wifi
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,392
    Allan at Wallan
    5th April 2014, 10:25 AM Go to last post

  20. New store selling husbands (and wives)

    Started by Stewie D, 23rd March 2014 08:45 AM
    beer, choose, continues, drop-dead, floor, floors, fourth, gorgeous, housework, husband, husbands, jobs, kids, love, money, reads, romantic, selling, shopper, sign, sixth, stand, stay, store, streak, strong, tempted, visitor, wives, woman
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,107
    Old farmer
    5th April 2014, 09:11 AM Go to last post

  21. Anything Else?

    Started by Rodgera, 4th April 2014 09:47 AM
    added, avoid, dressing, girl, hint, mother, replied, salad, seated, stopped, table, thinking, trips, waitress
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,401
    fenderbelly
    4th April 2014, 04:51 PM Go to last post

  22. Cosmetics

    Started by Rodgera, 3rd April 2014 09:15 AM
    added, age, applying, bought, carefully, cosmetics, darling, eighteen;, expensive, figure, flatterer, guaranteed, gushed, hair, hey, honestly, interrupted, judging, lengthy, line, minute, mirror, products, replied, sitting, skin, swmbo, twenty, twenty;, wait
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,851
    A Duke
    3rd April 2014, 10:12 AM Go to last post

  23. A blonde fits a cat flap

    Started by fenderbelly, 2nd April 2014 10:22 PM
    blonde, cat, fits, flap
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 978
    fenderbelly
    2nd April 2014, 10:22 PM Go to last post

  24. Recorded for training purposes?

    Started by Bob38S, 26th March 2014 08:59 PM
    absolutely, accept, added, belongs, call, could/will, edit, file, fro, guided, hilarious, listen, mods, mp3, mp4, personally, prepared, purposes, real, recorded, recording, ring, setup, slather, supposed, system, time, training, well…………, wmv 2 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,094
    FenceFurniture
    1st April 2014, 08:57 PM Go to last post

  25. Girlfriend

    Started by MBM888, 30th March 2014 05:52 PM
    1.0, 1.1, 4.0, activity, bug, button, child-processes, feature, features, fiancee, files, girlfriend, initialization, install, insufficient, launched, mate, mistress, monitor, noticed, phenomenon, program, resources, running, spawning, system, uninstall, upgraded, versions, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,723
    MBM888
    30th March 2014, 05:52 PM Go to last post

  26. Ready, set , nod???

    Started by MBM888, 27th March 2014 12:13 AM
    assistant, carpenter, head, hit, nail, nod, positioning, ready, rest, set, told
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,111
    MBM888
    27th March 2014, 12:13 AM Go to last post

  27. Punography

    Started by RETIRED, 26th March 2014 08:35 AM
    ?….boil, baseball, beard, bigger….and, broken, class, clock, deer, dentist, earthquake, fillings, first….then, grew, guy, hell, hit, holy, hungry, infection….urine, jokes, pencils, pointless, police, punography, thesaurus, trouble, type, washington, water, wondered
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,469
    A Duke
    26th March 2014, 10:55 PM Go to last post

  28. Hospital Bracelet

    Started by Rodgera, 25th March 2014 12:23 PM
    admitted, bracelet, clerk, costs, coyly, diamonds, hospital, prior, procedure, rubies, swmbo, wrist
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,061
    Christos
    25th March 2014, 04:54 PM Go to last post

  29. Drinking problem

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th March 2014 10:12 AM
    allan, appetite, blood, cognac, cold, drink, drinking, genuine, grandma, grandmother, grandmothers, healthy, heavy, knowledge, lectured, lots, low, naturally, pressure, presure, problem, reach, red, replied, sick, staying, vodka, water, white, wine
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,078
    Allan at Wallan
    25th March 2014, 10:12 AM Go to last post

  30. Redhead goes to her GP.....

    Started by MBM888, 22nd March 2014 08:14 PM
    agony, arms, blonde, body, broken, complaining, demonstrates, finger, forehead, legs.shrieks, neck, nose, pains, redhead, torso, touch, touching
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,225
    rwbuild
    22nd March 2014, 08:23 PM Go to last post

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