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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,889
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Wink Password

    Started by Hartley, 21st August 2000 11:28 AM
    attitude, chair, computer, effect, enter, fell, hard, helping, i.s, keys, laughing, log, password, penis, rebellious, rejected, replied, set, shock, story, technician, understand
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,675
    Iain
    22nd August 2000, 08:37 PM Go to last post

  2. Talking Another Parrot

    Started by Iain, 21st August 2000 01:57 PM
    davids, enquires, explains, fall, left, leg, legs, lords, oblige, owner, parrot, pet, prayer, priest, psalm, pull, recites, retorts, shop, special, talking, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,580
    Iain
    21st August 2000, 01:57 PM Go to last post

  3. Talking New compliance strategy for parrots & humans?

    Started by Hartley, 21st August 2000 11:33 AM
    attitude, behaviour, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, compliance, continued, correct, david, davids, door, dramatic, freezer, frightened, half, humans, hurt, minute, parrot, parrots, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, strategy, suddenly, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,929
    Hartley
    21st August 2000, 11:33 AM Go to last post

  4. Red face Mr Gay

    Started by Hartley, 21st August 2000 11:25 AM
    agent, ansett, approached, australia, caused, comment, confusion, customer, demanded, flight, free, gay, gays, holders, incident, nodded, overhearing, passenger, passengers, plane, refused, reined, remove, seat, shyly, sitting, startled, supposed, ticket, yelling
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,720
    Hartley
    21st August 2000, 11:25 AM Go to last post

  5. Talking Wedding night blues

    Started by John Saxton, 17th August 2000 10:16 PM
    blues, bride, bride-to-be, ceremony, discussing, dozen, eat, formers, friend, impending, johnno, night, oysters, thanked, unforgettable, wedding, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,561
    John Saxton
    17th August 2000, 10:16 PM Go to last post

  6. Post Wooden Heart

    Started by Rod Waddington, 17th August 2000 03:51 PM
    $49.99, amazing, arm, aroused, babies, cot, deep, disbelief, display, doubt, emotions, eyes, found, glistening, heart, husband, mixture, night, penny, replied, scepticism, silently, slipped, standing, stood, touched, unusual, watched, wife, wooden
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,269
    Rod Waddington
    17th August 2000, 03:51 PM Go to last post

  7. Unhappy Vale Hacker

    Started by Graeme, 16th August 2000 11:44 PM
    air, airstream, bloody, bottles, collector, crew, door, dust, flow, hacker, half, instantly, litre, mistaking, ocean, oil, pacific, picked, plane, plumeting, shell, shellawax, ship, shouting, stepped, switch, thish, vale, whaling, whisked
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,909
    Iain
    17th August 2000, 08:02 AM Go to last post

  8. Post Tool Mechant

    Started by John Saxton, 16th August 2000 09:36 PM
    father, forward, johnno, marriage, married, mechant, silver, son, sons, talking, ten, tool, tri-weekly.after, weakly, weekly.but
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,177
    John Saxton
    16th August 2000, 09:36 PM Go to last post

  9. Talking Get your priorities right

    Started by John Saxton, 13th August 2000 03:09 PM
    artificial, bottled, childless, couple, decided, determined, doctor, freaked, hell, here?she, husband, infertile, insemination, johnno, lie, pregnant, priorities, secondwhat, settle, spread, stammered, tap, wait, woman, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,438
    John Saxton
    13th August 2000, 03:09 PM Go to last post

  10. Thumbs up Divorce

    Started by John Saxton, 10th August 2000 01:29 AM
    100kms, 110kms, account, airbag, cards, cheque, credit, divorce, driving, faster, hit, hour, hourive, house, husband, increases, johnno, kids, married, overpass, replies, slowly, speeds, too.the, wall, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,080
    Iain
    11th August 2000, 09:32 AM Go to last post

  11. Talking Kids Stuff.

    Started by Tom Manley, 10th August 2000 08:36 PM
    assholes, bowl, call, children, childrens, class, clue, decipher, father, finally, first-grade, flavor, girl, green, honey, horror, kids, lifesaver, lifesavers, lime, looked, mother, orange, senses, spat, spit, study, stuff, taste, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,503
    Tom Manley
    10th August 2000, 08:36 PM Go to last post

  12. Wink Jesus at the pub

    Started by Iain, 10th August 2000 07:05 PM
    2000.], accident, ago, american, anymore, approached, august, australian, barman, bottle, cried, edited, englishman, exclaimed, extended, hand, iain, impressed, jesus, leg, message, neck, pub, riding, sore, stiff, thankyou, touched, workcover, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,723
    Iain
    10th August 2000, 07:05 PM Go to last post

  13. Post The only way to go

    Started by John Saxton, 10th August 2000 01:46 AM
    agent, arrived, avaricious, bedroom.as, behaviour, church, died, dying.he, entered, finally, held, home, indication, johnno, lawyer, mustered, preacher, puzzled;, remembered, seats, sermons, squirm, strength, thieves, touched, ushered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,438
    John Saxton
    10th August 2000, 01:46 AM Go to last post

  14. Smile Talking clock

    Started by hook, 8th August 2000 11:37 AM
    apartment, bash, bedroom, brass, clock, drunk, ear-shattering, f#@king, f#@ks, friends, giving, gong, guests, hammer, late, led, morning, proudly, replied, sake, screamed, suddenly, talking, wall, wanker, watch
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,545
    John Saxton
    8th August 2000, 10:00 PM Go to last post

  15. Angry Great tools

    Started by Iain, 7th August 2000 09:18 PM
    2.2, bloody, bought, broke, category, cents, crap, festo, front, granted, great, gst, hitachi, including, joke, knob, makita, ozito, sander, shocker, spins, starting, surprise, tools, worth
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,574
    John Saxton
    7th August 2000, 09:35 PM Go to last post

  16. Exclamation 20 cents ?

    Started by Chris Longworth, 3rd August 2000 10:33 PM
    20-cent, balls, bar, boy, catches, cents, coffee, coin, cup, dad, doctor, father, free, gently, hand, hands, heavens, hold, kids, market, newspaper, office, piece, releasing, seat, son, squeezes, starts, violently, walks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,449
    Iain
    4th August 2000, 07:22 AM Go to last post

  17. Talking A day at the zoo

    Started by Iain, 3rd August 2000 06:39 PM
    attempts, attendant, attendants, bit, choice, compound, cries, crying, day, died, disgusted, echidna, elephant, enquires, happened, head, keeper, lady, mollify, poor, porcupine, prick, quill, replies, size, tells, walking, words, wrong, zoo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,493
    Iain
    3rd August 2000, 06:39 PM Go to last post

  18. Wink Deep thoughts

    Started by hook, 28th July 2000 11:09 AM
    adultery, adults, billion, broker, called, deep, disgruntled, english, enjoy, infancy, infants, invests, language, loses, money, onety, pain, people, pig, pronounced, reportedly, sentence, shape, shortest, stars, tells, thoughts, universe, voice, wise
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,951
    Rod Smith
    29th July 2000, 03:21 PM Go to last post

  19. Angry Age of Regret

    Started by John Saxton, 17th July 2000 05:44 PM
    age, along.upon, appendage, cane, cane.remarking, curious, damned, forgot, growing, it.now, it.when, johnno, justice, lady, male, move, regret, squat, sticking, world.the
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,601
    John Saxton
    17th July 2000, 05:44 PM Go to last post

  20. Post Craftsman

    Started by John Saxton, 15th July 2000 06:55 PM
    afford, asmile, bring, candidate, craftsman, desk, door, doorknob, eager, hand, handand, heels, hit, johnno, looked, money, owe, papers, pay, sign, spun, told, worry, worrying, year.how
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,557
    John Saxton
    15th July 2000, 06:55 PM Go to last post

  21. Smile The Farmers Daughters

    Started by John Saxton, 15th July 2000 01:16 AM
    2000.], arrived, daughters, door, edited, farmer, farmers, father, flo.were, girls, go?the, gonna, john, johnno, july, kids, lad, looked, message, names, ready, ready?father, saidmy, saxton, way.the, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,815
    John Saxton
    15th July 2000, 01:16 AM Go to last post

  22. Post THE CAMEL

    Started by John Saxton, 13th July 2000 07:53 PM
    angst, asked.the, barked, camel, captain, captains, control, enlisted, fort, johnno, lead, longer.he, looked, pride.so, quarters.within, ride, sergeant, sergeantbring, sexual, shoulders, simply, stationed, tentthe, tied, town
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,684
    John Saxton
    13th July 2000, 07:53 PM Go to last post

  23. Wink Upgrade

    Started by Garry Szakacs, 7th July 2000 12:18 PM
    1.0, 1.1, 2.0, allowing, application, applications, button, development, feature, girlfriend, install, installation, launched, mistress, nature, note, option, product, release, reported, resources, run, system, uninstall, uninstalling, upgrade, upgrading, users, versions, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,684
    Tristan Croll
    8th July 2000, 01:45 PM Go to last post

  24. Cool Elmer & Betsy

    Started by Chris Longworth, 5th July 2000 11:02 PM
    betsy, buying, car, cook, cooking, couple, dating, day, dishes, elmer, elmeryours, foods, house, infrequently, insurance, insurance’s, live, living, meals, mine, nonsense, paid, pay, paying, rents, runs, separate, sex, stop, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,442
    Chris Longworth
    5th July 2000, 11:02 PM Go to last post

  25. Wink Forgive me Father

    Started by hook, 5th July 2000 03:58 PM
    amazed, ball, bit, bushes, carried, claws, confessional, eagle, father, fell, filled, flew, forest, forgive, grabbed, green, hole, inches, language, metres, missed, possum, priest, putt, replies, sighed, silence, struck, swore, the%#ing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,673
    hook
    5th July 2000, 03:58 PM Go to last post

  26. Post women

    Started by Gino, 4th July 2000 03:57 PM
    adonis, answered, attack, beautiful, eyes, flock, found, frog, golfing, grant, handsome, heart, husband, inquired, kazam, mild, mine, release, replied, richer, richest, shes, ten, times, trap, wishes, woman, women, woods, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,595
    RETIRED
    4th July 2000, 06:32 PM Go to last post

  27. Post Two Old Pensioners ;)

    Started by John Saxton, 4th July 2000 01:35 AM
    ago, collapse, equates, experiences, fence, fifty, finally, flying, gas, goffy, holiday, lady, life, met, movement, pensioners, phenomenal.limbs, pulls, reflecting, remember, shag, single, sitting, stop, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,668
    John Saxton
    4th July 2000, 01:35 AM Go to last post

  28. Cool a late night

    Started by Rod, 28th June 2000 02:51 PM
    alcohol, angry, assume, beer, breakfast, breath, collar, door, husband, late, lipstick, met, morning, night, oclock, reason, replied, snarled, waltzing, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,698
    RETIRED
    28th June 2000, 06:38 PM Go to last post

  29. Post termite joke

    Started by tim k, 27th June 2000 02:18 PM
    bar, joke, tender, termite, walks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,912
    AlexS
    28th June 2000, 09:06 AM Go to last post

  30. Post Where can I get one?

    Started by Mal, 28th June 2000 01:20 AM
    answered, approaching, bit, black, borrow, cemetery, curiosity, died, disturb, dog, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, line, luv, mal, moment, mother-in-law, nearby, passes, poignant, procession, replied, silence, sir, thoughtful, unusual, walking, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,346
    Mal
    28th June 2000, 01:20 AM Go to last post

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