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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,601
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Wink Religious Fervour

    Started by John Saxton, 26th October 2000 09:28 PM
    bumper, car, changed, cuple, day, drove, experience, fervour, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaiian, honking, intersection, jesus, joy, leaned, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, rekigious, religious, sign, started, sticker, waving, window
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,241
    John Saxton
    26th October 2000, 09:28 PM Go to last post

  2. Smile Horse and chicken

    Started by hook, 25th October 2000 09:02 PM
    bmw, body, chicken, chicks, cries, day, deep, farmer, friend, ground, hole, horse, hung, jumped, legs, life, pick, quick, quicksand, rope, safety, saved, scene, sight, sounds, stepped, stopped, terrible, thingy, town
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,941
    hook
    25th October 2000, 09:02 PM Go to last post

  3. Post so true

    Started by Gino, 25th October 2000 04:34 PM
    altitude, balloon, balloonist, correct, descends, discovers, distance, excuse, expect, fault, feet, field, ground, hearing, hopelessly, hot-air, information, locates, lost, lower, lowers, management, met, position, replies, technically, thirty, told, true, wandered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,549
    Gino
    25th October 2000, 04:34 PM Go to last post

  4. Post this has nothing to do with wood but it's worth a read

    Started by Gino, 23rd October 2000 03:59 PM
    buy, buyers, car, cars, computer, deploying, driving, engine, industry, lifted, lock, occasionally, press, radio, read, reason, refuse, require, restart, road, seats, shut, simultaneously, technology, time, warning, whatsoever, windows, wood, worth
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,568
    Gino
    24th October 2000, 10:33 PM Go to last post

  5. Wink "Squawks"

    Started by hook, 24th October 2000 08:49 PM
    air, aircraft, autoland, bugs, cockpit, crews, engine, evidence, flight, force, ground, iff, inoperative, inside, left, levers, locks, main, maintenance, mode, normal, pilots, propeller, radar, seepage, squawks, target, throttle, tire, volume
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,606
    oges
    24th October 2000, 09:05 PM Go to last post

  6. Lightbulb Male Centrefold

    Started by Iain, 24th October 2000 10:52 AM
    2000.], boundaries, break, centrefold, edited, iain, male, message, neil, october, pictorial, post, rest, robbo, stolen, suggestive, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,890
    Iain
    24th October 2000, 10:52 AM Go to last post

  7. Post Bartender

    Started by RETIRED, 20th October 2000 05:20 PM
    bar, barman, bartender, beer, business, cent, cents, chips, day, egg, exclaimed, fried, glanced, guy, ian, menu, night, owns, peas, replied, replies, robbo, robertson, sir, steak, t-bone, thatll, upstairs, walked, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,138
    RETIRED
    20th October 2000, 05:20 PM Go to last post

  8. Post Cars in Heaven

    Started by Tristan Croll, 19th October 2000 08:01 PM
    car, cars, cogito, crying, ergo, forgiven, golden, guy, guys, hear, heaven, jaguar, lincoln, married, matter, peter, pinto, pleased, queen, sidewalk, skateboard, sum, that;, treated, walked, walks, wife, woman, wrong, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,695
    John Saxton
    20th October 2000, 04:56 PM Go to last post

  9. Post gorilla

    Started by Gino, 13th October 2000 02:33 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    allowing, bite, chihuahua, climb, cross, fall, falls, gorilla, gorillas, guy, handcuffs, hands, instructions, listing, male, morning, poke, protect, removal, remove, replies, service, shoot, shotgun, stick, testicles, trained, tree, wakes, woman
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 4,687
    Gino
    20th October 2000, 01:12 PM Go to last post

  10. Wink Doggie do

    Started by John Saxton, 18th October 2000 10:33 PM
    bad, barman, barman.but, dog, doggie, drink, eye, finished, friend, heavy, house, looked, pack, straight, stuff, told, triple, walked, whiskey.thats, wife, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,213
    John Saxton
    18th October 2000, 10:33 PM Go to last post

  11. Post Trev & Johnno

    Started by Graeme, 16th October 2000 08:56 PM
    beers, blurted, buggered, door, holiday, house, inch, johnno, missus, plane, pub, quarter, remarks, shes, supposed, taking, trev, watch
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,558
    John Saxton
    18th October 2000, 09:50 PM Go to last post

  12. Talking Sicily and the Mafia

    Started by Iain, 18th October 2000 09:28 AM
    anymore, complies, cooperates, enquires, finishes, lift, locals, machine, mafia, masturbate, pants, performance, perplexed, pull, reluctantly, repeated, reply, responds, ringleader, senor, shouts, sicily, sister, starts, stop, stopped, suddenly, times, town, yank
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,377
    knuckles
    18th October 2000, 10:19 AM Go to last post

  13. Talking Another priest

    Started by Iain, 17th October 2000 07:53 PM
    adultery, advice, assumed, bike, bothered, commit, conscious, crime, directed, enquired, found, friend, home, horrific, left, missing, offered, perpetrator, perturbing, plan, priest, ran, remembered, replied, riding, shalt, steal, stolen, town, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,355
    Iain
    17th October 2000, 07:53 PM Go to last post

  14. Post Guess my age

    Started by Gino, 17th October 2000 07:04 PM
    age, balls, birthday, brilliant, clerk, decides, exact, face-lift, feeling, feels, guess, hand, happy, hell, lady, mans, mcdonalds, minutes, pants, play, question, replies, reply, slip, smiles, spends, stunned, telling, ten
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,413
    Gino
    17th October 2000, 07:04 PM Go to last post

  15. Post new priest

    Started by Gino, 17th October 2000 07:03 PM
    ass, contest, cross, david, donkey, eat, glass, goliath, grub, hit, jesus, junior, kick, knocked, mary, mass, monsignor, nervous, priest, pulling, refer, rock, rub-a-dub-dub, sip, slew, spook, stoned, sunday, vodka, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,261
    Gino
    17th October 2000, 07:03 PM Go to last post

  16. Cool Some Mum's are Devious (Hope this is ok )

    Started by DonN, 16th October 2000 07:33 PM
    bed, dear, devious, dinner, doubt, found, gravy, hope, house, invited, john, johns, ladle, letter, love, meal, mike, missing, mother, mum, mums, remains, robbo, roommate, sat, sleep, sleeping, son, write, wrote
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,518
    Iain
    17th October 2000, 07:53 AM Go to last post

  17. Post How to tell the weather

    Started by DonN, 16th October 2000 07:25 PM
    bad, cat, dog, dogs, door, expect, fur, hard, leave, raining, rubbed, sincerely, snow, snowing, soaking, standing, time, weather, wet, windy, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,795
    Iain
    16th October 2000, 07:37 PM Go to last post

  18. Wink Mary amiss

    Started by John Saxton, 8th October 2000 01:13 PM
    amiss, answer, body, complain, correct, day, disappointed, expands, eye, fear, hand, human, iris, johnno, mary, mind, organ, question, raises, sadly, sam, sam?says, sampson, sir, size, stimulated, thank-you, time, usual
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,608
    AlexS
    16th October 2000, 10:15 AM Go to last post

  19. Angry Our luck???

    Started by RETIRED, 13th October 2000 10:51 PM
    60th, 90.--contributed, appeared, birthdays, boom, celebrated, celebration, chris, couple, day, fairy, hand, husbands, ian, loving, luck, married, moment, north, paused, picked, robbo, robertson, rvd, rvers, shyly, steve, wand, woman, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,524
    Iain
    16th October 2000, 09:23 AM Go to last post

  20. Arrow Speed Trap

    Started by Tristan Croll, 13th October 2000 07:10 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    120, bike, biketook, blew, cogito, corvette, corvettes, distance, ergo, gun, guy, honking, horn, miles, mph, officer, outdone, pass, past, pulling, radar, relayed, ride, road, short, speed, suddenly, sum, tied, trap
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 4,032
    ubeaut
    16th October 2000, 02:37 AM Go to last post

  21. Talking Down in the Outback

    Started by Marshall Gorrow, 14th October 2000 01:40 PM
    brew, cap, commenced, compossure, dog, drinking, dry, flash, flat, gained, gas, gorrow, heardit;, hub, marshall, mile, minute, move, muscle, neil, outback, realized, reply, robbo, robbos, run, running, suddenly, true, water
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,453
    Marshall Gorrow
    15th October 2000, 01:32 PM Go to last post

  22. Post Supersonic Chickens

    Started by Tristan Croll, 13th October 2000 07:56 PM
    bar, bed, carpenter, chicken, chickens, crashed, dentist, electrician, embarrassed, engineers, experiment, grooms, gun, guy, k-y, lungs, mind, nasa, novocaine, pranks, psychology, responds, scientists, slats, supersonic, test, top, wedding, windshields, woman
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,934
    knuckles
    13th October 2000, 11:56 PM Go to last post

  23. Unhappy The drunk and the cat

    Started by Iain, 13th October 2000 07:28 PM
    cat, chair, drunk, eating, edge, leaned, lounge, remember, sitting, threw, upd, walked
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,451
    Iain
    13th October 2000, 07:28 PM Go to last post

  24. Cool Another desert island

    Started by Iain, 13th October 2000 07:23 PM
    absolutely, bloke, cigarette, clubs, desert, enthralled, eyes, flask, front, golf, halfway, inside, island, luck, malt, marlboro, play, produces, reaches, set, single, stands, starts, stranded, top, unzip, voluptuous, walking, wetsuit, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,921
    Iain
    13th October 2000, 07:23 PM Go to last post

  25. Red face The joys of parenthood

    Started by Tristan Croll, 13th October 2000 07:21 PM
    body, butter, cats, cogito, dizzy, edited, eject, ergo, filters, fire, forever, glue, jello, jelly, joys, matter, mcgyver, parenthood, pb&j, peanut, pool, strong, swimming, teach, vcrs, walk, water, waterbed, wearing, weight
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,419
    Tristan Croll
    13th October 2000, 07:21 PM Go to last post

  26. Talking Frogs

    Started by gazaly, 12th October 2000 09:14 AM
    bank, called, claims, collateral, confused, consult, disappears, elephant, explains, frog, frogs, holds, jagger, kermit, knick-knack, loan, love, manager, mans, masterpiece, office, pattie, pink, real, rolling, shell, stone, tiny, whack
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,856
    Tristan Croll
    13th October 2000, 07:00 PM Go to last post

  27. Post Animals

    Started by Charles Castle, 12th October 2000 08:52 PM
    animals, bed, garage, jackass, jaguar, likes, mink, pay, tiger, wardrobe, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,624
    knuckles
    13th October 2000, 08:12 AM Go to last post

  28. Wink Dilly Whacker Tester

    Started by oges, 12th October 2000 08:14 PM
    alcohol, black, called, care, dilly, extended, feet, gap, hand, jerkers, key, keyboard, keyboards, lean, medical, penis, public, rest, result, results, seek, severe, sparking, special, swab, test, tester, testicle, whacker
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,808
    Iain
    13th October 2000, 07:32 AM Go to last post

  29. Talking BMW

    Started by DonN, 13th October 2000 05:46 AM
    13th, afraid, blowing, bmw, car, cop, day, decided, driving, examined, excuse, feel, friday, guy, hair, heard, hell, hit, left, needle, nice, officer, paperwork, ran, shift, suddenly, week, weekend, wife, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,296
    DonN
    13th October 2000, 05:46 AM Go to last post

  30. Talking Wangaratta Chronicle

    Started by Iain, 11th October 2000 09:03 AM
    agreed, alright, announced, bastard, bull, bystander, car, childs, chronicle, day, driving, englishman, ensured, event, explained, happened, headlines, journalist, kills, lad, neck, paper, pet, pommy, range, read, stopped, story, walking, wangaratta
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,342
    Gino
    12th October 2000, 11:29 PM Go to last post

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