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Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
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    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 51,753
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 86,247
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 124,747
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 238,975
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. Post The son in law

    Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:39 PM
    afternoon, aghast, answers, close, closest, couch, couple, dad, daughter, daughters, footy, hells, hubby, husband, law, leave, lounge, married, mum, rattling, saturday, shes, sitting, son, son-in-law, tells, vibrator, walks, watching, yells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,214
    15th January 2001, 09:39 PM Go to last post
  2. Post things people say in court

    Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:31 PM
    499, accident, affect, alive, autopsies, autopsy, check, court, date, dead, death, defendant, doctor, medium, memory, milepost, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, school, sir, sitting, stairs, terminated, things, time, wife, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,980
    15th January 2001, 09:31 PM Go to last post
  3. Post not so gay time on airplane

    Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:30 PM
    agent, airplane, ansett, approached, australia, comment, confusion, customer, demanded, flight, free, gay, gays, holders, nodded, passenger, passengers, plane, reined, remember, remove, seat, shyly, sitting, startled, supposed, ticket, time, wrong, yelling
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,486
    15th January 2001, 09:30 PM Go to last post
  4. Post managment consultant

    Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:17 PM
    150, 1586, animal, answer, answers, business, called, cherokee, complex, consultant, correct, dog, finally, flock, formulas, guess, hi-tech, management, managment, miniaturized, page, paid, printer, prints, report, select, sheep, shepherd, spreadsheets, yuppie
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,292
    15th January 2001, 09:17 PM Go to last post
  5. Post old lady biker

    Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:14 PM
    biker, chimney, cigarettes, cigars, club, couple, day, drink, evening, fuzz, impressed, join, joints, lady, local, meet, minute, nipples, nope, packs, picked, pool, question, replies, shooting, smoke, swung, table, times, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,484
    15th January 2001, 09:14 PM Go to last post
  6. Post a message from Gino

    Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:16 PM
    ages, bit, board, bulletin, field, found, gino, hit, hog, jokes, message, post, quality, saving, spend, time
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,443
    15th January 2001, 09:08 PM Go to last post
  7. Post Royalty

    Started by Iain, 15th January 2001 04:57 PM
    aisle, attendant, beat, bitch, brute, cabin, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hell, landing, main, missing, outrank, pitty-pat, planes, princess, queen, raise, replied, royalty, scary, served, sweet-cheeks, tray, trazy-poo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,173
    15th January 2001, 04:57 PM Go to last post
  8. Post Doctors

    Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:11 PM
    anal, anal-retentives, analysis, ass-holes, behinds, butts, changed, cheeks, cysts, doctors, finally, freaks, hemorrhoids, jones, loons, lost, manic-depressives, minds, moons, nuts, odds, psychiatry, queers, reading, rears, settled, sign, smith, souls, unacceptable
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,560
    14th January 2001, 07:11 PM Go to last post
  9. Post black horse

    Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:07 PM
    barman, bay, black, blown, bugger, cars, clue, counter, day, deserted, driver, drives, driving, field, fuses, guy, horse, lucky, main, meal, munches, nearby, pub, replaces, road, stops, story, suddenly, tells, white
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,368
    14th January 2001, 07:07 PM Go to last post
  10. Post Managers

    Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:05 PM
    balloon, balloonist, correct, descends, discovers, excuse, expect, fault, field, happend, hopelessly, hot-air, information, lost, management, manager, managers, met, personally, piloting, position, replies, shouts, story, technically, technology, time, told, vouch, wandered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,455
    14th January 2001, 07:05 PM Go to last post
  11. Post lifes lesson

    Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:04 PM
    answered, bit, boy, brad, couple, dad, difference, dollars, father, ford, harrison, learned, lesson, lifes, living, love, million, mother, nuts, opportunity, pass, pitt, pondered, potentially, realistically, replied, sister, sitting, sleep, sluts
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,444
    14th January 2001, 07:04 PM Go to last post
  12. Post Golf

    Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:03 PM
    ball, black, butt, cows, doctor, emergency, eyes, golf, happened, hey, iron, lifted, middle, mistake, naturally, noticed, pasture, rear, rooting, staggers, stuck, tail, throat, tightly, walked, white, wife, wifes, wrapped, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,726
    14th January 2001, 07:03 PM Go to last post
  13. Post drop kick drongo

    Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:01 PM
    accident, barrel, bricks, broken, building, drongo, drop, fell, floor, form, found, ground, hand, kick, lbs, met, mind, pain, presence, rapid, report, roof, rope, slightly, slow, tightly, time, vicinity, weighed, weight
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,789
    14th January 2001, 07:01 PM Go to last post
  14. Post having a bad day

    Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:59 PM
    ambulance, bad, bathroom, blown, burns, cigarette, day, door, floor, found, home, husband, kitchen, laying, legs, motorcycle, newspaper, paramedics, patio, phone, ran, shattered, slipped, stairs, street, stretcher, suffering, toilet, towels, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,503
    14th January 2001, 06:59 PM Go to last post
  15. Post don't lie to mummy

    Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:58 PM
    bed, day, days, dear, dinner, email, found, gravy, house, john, justin, ladle, lesson, lie, love, missing, mom, mother, mummy, not”, read, remains, roommate, sat, sleep, sleeping, son, wrote, “did, “did”
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,203
    14th January 2001, 06:58 PM Go to last post
  16. Post tight pussy

    Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:57 PM
    bar, bartender, beer, bottle, brings, buying, cat, change, chick, days, dollars, exact, found, genie, granted, guys, half, legs, million, ostrich, owe, pays, pocket, pussy, reaches, run, screwed, tight, walks, wishes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,593
    14th January 2001, 06:57 PM Go to last post
  17. Post Best Comeback line ever

    Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:54 PM
    alleged, apparently, approached, approaching, audience, brin, calgary, car, comeback, commented, embarrassment, evident, failed, froze, guess, line, midnight, notice, officer, patch, police, process, public, pumpkin, realize, screwing, surprised, taylor, unaware, ward
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,306
    14th January 2001, 06:54 PM Go to last post
  18. Post acting like a dill

    Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:51 PM
    acting, attached, bucket, button, confused, dill, dinner, elevator, fear, feet, floor, foot, gentlemen, god, hit, hundred, husband, laugh, maam, obvious, passed, perfectly, quarters, rob, rose, roses, tall, told, woman, words
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,367
    14th January 2001, 06:51 PM Go to last post
  19. Thumbs up Howards way

    Started by John Saxton, 22nd December 2000 04:13 PM
    afraid, call, children, class, discussion, exclaims, fantastic, finally, howard, howard.thats, howards, john, johnno, loss, minister, prime, raises, right.and, room.isnt, school, searchs, silent.no, tragedy, volunteer.prime
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,648
    12th January 2001, 03:16 PM Go to last post
  20. Smile They're Like What?

    Started by oges, 5th January 2001 07:39 AM
    birthday, bra, bust, buying, charge, coconuts, ears, entered, expensive, faintest, fruits, grape, hard, idea, intimidated, ladies, looked, married, melons, oranges, pair, resembles, salesgirls, shop, sir, size, spaniels, surprise, wife, wifes
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,029
    11th January 2001, 08:27 AM Go to last post
  21. Red face Acting

    Started by oges, 3rd January 2001 06:41 AM
    acting, announced, appointment, dad, dental, enthusiastically, giving, knowing, married, matt, matts, picked, play, school, son, speaking, supposed, twenty
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,055
    3rd January 2001, 06:41 AM Go to last post
  22. Cool My First Time

    Started by DonN, 26th December 2000 06:09 AM
    beating, blue, cow, dark, day, donn, eyes, fast, fear, finished, hair, hand, heart, legs, milking, moon, placing, ran, remember, shame, skin, sky, slowly, smooth, soft, spread, started, stuff, time, white
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,518
    27th December 2000, 03:59 PM Go to last post
  23. Post Australian Christmas

    Started by oges, 20th December 2000 07:58 AM
    australian, christmas, edited, message, messages, moved, ubeaut], [note
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,383
    20th December 2000, 07:58 AM Go to last post
  24. Talking Barbie & Ken's Xmas wishlist

    Started by Iain, 14th December 2000 02:29 PM
    anatomically, arms, barbie, bendable, bitch, career, change, christmas, colleagues, considered, correct, decision, deserve, earring, fake, gonna, gowns, hell, joe, ken, mattel, options, push, real, santa, surgery, tea, underwear, wishlist, xmas
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,726
    18th December 2000, 12:21 PM Go to last post
  25. Post This is a bit fishy

    Started by ubeaut, 10th December 2000 08:37 AM
    beaut, bit, call, doorstop, eyes, fish, fishy, fsh, hang, hey, sec, steady, wait
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,507
    18th December 2000, 12:16 PM Go to last post
  26. Talking For the Melbournians

    Started by ubeaut, 17th December 2000 10:01 PM
    89.9, billy, bloody, cheers, comedy, connely, day, drove, friday, funny, happened, hard, hrs, laugh, laughing, listen, melb, melbournians, neil, radio, road, routine, station, teransmissions, test, weeks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,097
    18th December 2000, 07:32 AM Go to last post
  27. Talking Christmas Cheer

    Started by DonN, 8th December 2000 05:15 PM
    accidentally, angel, broke, cheer, christmas, coffee, cup, cupboard, discovered, door, drink, dropped, elves, found, frustrated, hid, house, hundreds, liquor, lovely, pot, santa, shot, stick, top, toys, tradition, tree, whiskey
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,381
    8th December 2000, 05:15 PM Go to last post
  28. Wink Cop this

    Started by John Saxton, 7th December 2000 11:37 PM
    13th.i, afraid, bmw, car, cop, cop.i, driving, examined, excuse, feel, friday, guy, heard, hit, johnno, licence, moment, needle, nice, officer, ran, suddenly, week, weekend, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,199
    7th December 2000, 11:37 PM Go to last post
  29. Talking One for the Gamblers!

    Started by Shane Watson, 7th December 2000 05:51 PM
    argh, bar, barman, cold, drinks, drop, entire, fail, free, gamblers, glass, guy, ice, juicy, nah, notices, reason, roof, round, rum, shout, sits, stakes, steak, stuck, tips, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,203
    7th December 2000, 05:51 PM Go to last post
  30. Red face Declaration of War

    Started by DonN, 7th December 2000 05:29 AM
    4000, 8000, army, attack, bill, bombers, calls, clinton, cockpit, couple, day, declaration, dogged, equipment, joined, managed, maneuverability, military, million, news, paddy, planes, rifles, ring, ringing, sighs, soccer, spoke, team, war
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,515
    7th December 2000, 05:29 AM Go to last post

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