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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,888
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Red face Smelly Lift

    Started by Shane Watson, 11th June 2001 11:05 PM
    $150, arrogantly, beautiful, bellows, bends, broccoli, cents, city, destination, elevator, exits, expensive, farts, floors, giorgio, italian, lavish, lift, office, ounce, peers, perfume, pound, reached, riding, smelling, smelly, woman, women, york
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,385
    Shane Watson
    11th June 2001, 11:05 PM Go to last post

  2. Smile English Lesson Two

    Started by Island Ape, 31st May 2001 08:33 PM
    bass, buck, close, desert, door, dove, english, farmer, funny, invalid, lead, lesson, object, painting, planting, polish, produce, refuse, row, sail, series, sewer, shed, sow, subject, tear, tests, time, wind, wound
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,851
    hook
    8th June 2001, 09:50 PM Go to last post

  3. Post Another Blonde

    Started by Chris Longworth, 7th June 2001 02:11 PM
    amazed, arrest, attendant, beautiful, blonde, class, co-pilot, ear, economy, flight, fuss, handle, land, learned, listen, london, married, move, moves, paid, pilot, reason, replies, seat, section, speak, staying, tells, told, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,912
    Chris Longworth
    7th June 2001, 02:11 PM Go to last post

  4. Red face Finally I Found one.....

    Started by Shane Watson, 5th June 2001 06:37 PM
    2001.], dog, edited, extremly, finally, found, hard, june, message, pic, rare, shane, watson, wood, [this
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,668
    ubeaut
    7th June 2001, 03:05 AM Go to last post

  5. Post Smile

    Started by Gino, 2nd June 2001 09:58 PM
    apprieciate, guys, smile
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,552
    JackoH
    5th June 2001, 05:11 PM Go to last post

  6. Talking The drunk

    Started by Iain, 4th June 2001 08:35 AM
    afternoon, brings, brother, disgust, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, harsh, holds, jesus, minister, mister, nooo, noooo, notices, preacher, proceeds, ready, reverend, river, stand, stumbles, sunday, time, tone, water, wipes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,270
    Iain
    4th June 2001, 08:35 AM Go to last post

  7. Talking Blonde

    Started by Iain, 4th June 2001 08:33 AM
    24th, answer, answering, attorney, august, blonde, brightly, court, defense, insists, irrelevant, judge, lawsuit, mind, night, object, objection, prosecutor, question, questioning, reason, repeated, replied, ruled, stand, summoned, witness
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,094
    Iain
    4th June 2001, 08:33 AM Go to last post

  8. Post QANTAS

    Started by Gino, 2nd June 2001 10:25 PM
    action, aircraft, autoland, bugs, cockpit, crews, engine, engineers, evidence, ground, iff, inoperative, inside, installed, lack, left, main, maintenance, mode, normal, pilots, propeller, qantas, radar, seepage, set, squawks, target, tyre, volume
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,786
    Gino
    2nd June 2001, 10:25 PM Go to last post

  9. Post Prison v's work

    Started by Gino, 2nd June 2001 10:23 PM
    bars, behavior, call, deduct, doors, expenses, family, friends, games, inside, join, leave, life, managers, paid, pay, prison, prisoners, programs, psychotic, required, sadistic, salary, speak, spend, taxes, taxpayers, time, wardens, work
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,259
    Gino
    2nd June 2001, 10:23 PM Go to last post

  10. Post NO PARKING

    Started by Gino, 2nd June 2001 09:56 PM
    check, deserves, image, parking, person
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,273
    Gino
    2nd June 2001, 09:56 PM Go to last post

  11. Post English for new starters!

    Started by Island Ape, 16th May 2001 03:19 AM
    chambermaid, daily, elevator, english, enter, floor, forbidden, hong, hotel, hours, japanese, kong, ladies, leave, lobby, menu, moscow, office, paris, russian, sex, shop, soviet, starters, stop, swiss, time, tokyo, tootle, visit
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,375
    Gino
    1st June 2001, 10:33 PM Go to last post

  12. Talking Another lesson in corrrect English, 5 ands in a row..

    Started by Iain, 1st June 2001 04:51 PM
    ands, ape, business, corrrect, decided, english, erected, happy, island, jones, lesson, read, row, sign, signwriter, smith, space, thriving, top
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,530
    Iain
    1st June 2001, 08:09 PM Go to last post

  13. Red face Sniffer D

    Started by John Saxton, 1st June 2001 12:29 AM
    aisles, aisles.he, arm.he, boy, carrying, dog, edited, handler, handlers, itsays, jumps, note, paws, plane, planes, rover, search, seat, sends, sits, sitting, sniffer, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,317
    John Saxton
    1st June 2001, 12:29 AM Go to last post

  14. Talking Blondes and Lawyers

    Started by John Saxton, 31st May 2001 11:44 PM
    $500.00, answer, blonde, blondes, computer, declines, dumb, fun, game, hands, hill, johnno, laptop, lawyer, lawyers, legs, libraries, pay, searches, sleep, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,234
    John Saxton
    31st May 2001, 11:44 PM Go to last post

  15. Smile Well I'sa Beef Hooked

    Started by John Saxton, 31st May 2001 11:15 PM
    beef, beer, begins, blue, cowboy, cowboys, flies, head, heard, hind, hooked, kin, know.id, lick, mouth, obstruction, panties, runs, shakes, slowly, spasm, thigh, tongue, walks, woman, yer
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,504
    John Saxton
    31st May 2001, 11:15 PM Go to last post

  16. Exclamation Persian Rug

    Started by John Saxton, 31st May 2001 09:23 PM
    2001.], accepted, bends, cheers, cost, edited, fart/farted, farted, feel, footnote-, gonna, hear, john, johnno, medical, message, persian, price, recognised, rug, saxton, term, touching, uncomfortably, walks, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,711
    John Saxton
    31st May 2001, 09:23 PM Go to last post

  17. Talking Falling from Grace

    Started by John Saxton, 31st May 2001 09:11 PM
    about.your, accusing, adultery, code, concerned, fallen, falling, fell, finger, grace, laughing, mayor, no-one, people, priest, sidewalks, started, talking, times, told, town, town.when, visited, week, wife, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,474
    John Saxton
    31st May 2001, 09:11 PM Go to last post

  18. Red face If you think you're havin' a bad day

    Started by John Saxton, 23rd May 2001 10:36 PM
    ambulance, arm, bad, cheers, damage, day, fire, forest, forest.the, found, havin, home, husband, looked, lying, minute, motorcycle, paramedics, patio, pay, phone, protesters, ran, released, shattered, slipped, stairs, street, toilet, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,132
    John Saxton
    31st May 2001, 07:02 PM Go to last post

  19. Wink How about famous book authors??

    Started by Island Ape, 22nd May 2001 10:36 PM
    authors, book, famous, ivor, nocabollokov, russian, singing, soprano
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,345
    ubeaut
    29th May 2001, 01:44 AM Go to last post

  20. Post For us older gentlemen.

    Started by RETIRED, 26th May 2001 06:28 PM
    application, chest, counter, curly, day, disability, dropped, excitedly, experience, gentlemen, hair, home, ian, left, office, older, pants, processed, proof, robbo, robertson, security, shirt, silver, social, tells, time, wallet, wife, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,579
    JackoH
    28th May 2001, 04:57 PM Go to last post

  21. Wink I don't think we'll ever know where it came from!

    Started by Island Ape, 16th May 2001 03:32 AM
    arrows, battle, bird, body, cluster, consonant, cut, difficult, encounter, english, etymologies, feathers, finger, folk, french, gesture, giving, grown, intimate, longbow, middle, mistakenly, pheasant, pleasant, pluck, question, symbolic, waved, words, yew
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,994
    Craig Euler
    27th May 2001, 12:48 PM Go to last post

  22. Post Peoples surnames

    Started by Gino, 19th May 2001 06:00 PM
    austria, call, dicks, dumfart, eye, friend, funny, gino, golden, home, hope, idea, italian, laughs, literly, means, mind, names, nick, occhiodoro, people, peoples, post, stone, surnames, thinking, told, tomb, town, treblecock
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 2,831
    Gino
    27th May 2001, 09:47 AM Go to last post

  23. Cool Goodnight Irene

    Started by John Saxton, 23rd May 2001 11:25 PM
    bar, beer, bit, chills, cutie, delicious, dirty, doeurves, doeuvres, freezer, frozen, glass, goin, goodnight, holding, hor, hors, ian, irene, mug, pie, takes, words
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,548
    Neil
    24th May 2001, 11:25 AM Go to last post

  24. Wink Ouch!

    Started by Island Ape, 15th May 2001 09:23 PM
    1st, chest, chinese, eyes, girl, grandaughter, grandfather, house, lame, left, lost, meal, monk, morning, night, occasional, ouch, rock, sign, sleep, test, testicle, tests, tied, time, torture, weeks, wilderness, window, worst
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,817
    RETIRED
    19th May 2001, 10:14 PM Go to last post

  25. Talking Horthers

    Started by Iain, 16th May 2001 01:43 PM
    awownd, ears, eearth, female, finally, guy, head, horse, horses, horth, horthers, midget, mouf, nith, owner, owns, perhapth, picks, pissed, pulls, rephrathe, shaking, shoves, stud, thee, thould, time, twat, vagina, wun
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,581
    Gino
    19th May 2001, 05:28 PM Go to last post

  26. Talking New Truck

    Started by ubeaut, 16th May 2001 10:23 AM
    bumper, coming, delivery, envy, iain, mans, note, photo, polishes, real, rear, road, stickers, truck, truckies, u-beaut, vehicle, window
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,472
    John Saxton
    17th May 2001, 08:04 PM Go to last post

  27. Wink Faster Than A Speeding Chicken

    Started by Island Ape, 16th May 2001 03:46 AM
    ballistic, borrowed, british, broke, chair, chicken, correctly, developing, device, embedded, engine, engineers, faa, faas, faster, fired, launcher, loaded, locomotive, panel, recheck, recommendation, reviewed, shattered, speeding, speedy, test, thawed, wall, windshield
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,668
    Island Ape
    16th May 2001, 03:46 AM Go to last post

  28. Post things are a little different now

    Started by Gino, 13th February 2001 02:16 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    apply, asleep, bed, breakfast, compared, day, dinner, evening, feel, hair, home, house, husband, husbands, meal, moment, morning, night, noise, offer, prepare, pressure, promptly, ready, remember, suggest, things, time, warm, world
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 4,526
    Gino
    14th May 2001, 08:00 PM Go to last post

  29. Talking 9 favourite things

    Started by Iain, 14th May 2001 07:02 PM
    bloody, bus, cake, change, choice, cinema, damn, eat, entire, favourite, floor, goose, hell, improved, improvement, life, paid, people, question, refuse, search, short, standing, stare, sunshine, things, tosser, waiting, walk
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,205
    Iain
    14th May 2001, 07:02 PM Go to last post

  30. Exclamation Johhny and the animals (true story)

    Started by Iain, 11th May 2001 09:11 AM
    abbatoir, animals, books, child, dear, efforts, father, finding, found, impressed, job, johhny, johnnys, letter, local, mum, mush, officer, read, redeem, school, searching, sir, son, soul, story, taking, thankyou, true, wayward
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,463
    Iain
    11th May 2001, 09:11 AM Go to last post

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