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Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,601
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Post Memo from Osama

    Started by Kev Y., 4th April 2002 04:50 PM
    abdul, bed, cave, chant, concerned, dairylea, dave, dust, forget, hug, infiltrate, intended, jihad, lots, love, memo, message, office, omar, osama, osamas, ossy, putting, recently, ride, sick, soldiers, taping, team, western
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,353
    John Saxton
    4th April 2002, 08:00 PM Go to last post

  2. Post Bruce

    Started by John Saxton, 3rd April 2002 09:59 PM
    bath, bed, bedroom, boozing, bruce, coming, hell, home, late.after, lounge, mates.the, mother, neglecting, nothing.but, recumbent, returned, screamed, slammed, slipped, speaking, stay, terms, told, undressed, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,693
    Kev Y.
    4th April 2002, 12:57 PM Go to last post

  3. Post ales well that ends well

    Started by John Saxton, 3rd April 2002 11:05 PM
    ales, analysis, arrives, clydesdale, colleagues, common, conclusion, days, debate, document, ends, exhaustive, expert.it, favourites, followsafter, intense, mates, meet, melbourne.they, properties, reached, reads, relative, respective, sample, stallions, virtue
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,657
    Shane Watson
    4th April 2002, 08:11 AM Go to last post

  4. Post The evils of drink

    Started by John Saxton, 3rd April 2002 10:54 PM
    alcohol, audience, called, complete, died, drink, evils, fellow, front, glass, glasses, hall, happily.he, haranguing, holding, instantly, league, liquid, moral, shrivelled, silence, tansparent, temperance, worm, worms
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,361
    John Saxton
    3rd April 2002, 10:54 PM Go to last post

  5. Post Racist?

    Started by John Saxton, 3rd April 2002 10:40 PM
    choked, culture, customs, drug, drunk, foreign, grew, heard, racist, runner, slur, terrified, told, yoghurt
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,312
    John Saxton
    3rd April 2002, 10:40 PM Go to last post

  6. Cool Blondes

    Started by Richard Casey, 29th March 2002 10:29 PM
    asleep, blonde, blondes, breath, breathe, chair, cut, cutting, dead, dresser, goodie, hair, hairdressing, harm, headphones, investigation, listening, minute, oldy, playing, police, realises, remove, removes, rest, salon, sitting, style, supposed, tape
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,548
    Richard Casey
    29th March 2002, 10:29 PM Go to last post

  7. Post "PMS & The Hormone Hostage"

    Started by Kev Y., 10th March 2002 08:55 PM
    12deep, 2002.], @#$%, brudda, bulb, bulbs, carries, change, days, edited, entire, figured, garbage, hope, hormone, hostage, house, light, march, message, no-one, piles, pms, pmsandthe hormone hostage, spot, stupid, suffocated, underneath, wrapper, [this
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,072
    Kev Y.
    27th March 2002, 08:59 PM Go to last post

  8. Post holy water

    Started by Jeff, 26th March 2002 02:54 PM
    baby, belly, bottle, butt, cats, eye, firetruck, greets, holy, johnny, liquid, local, nothin, pass, playing, powerful, priest, replies, righteous, rub, rubbed, sidewalk, sitting, sternly, turpentine, water, womans, world
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,985
    oges
    27th March 2002, 06:17 PM Go to last post

  9. Post Up the Irish

    Started by John Saxton, 19th March 2002 09:24 PM
    arrived, difference, faust, foir, found, girder, goethe, intelligence, irish, job, joist, joyce, melbourne, oif, paddy, quick, recession, test, top, troubles, ulysses, union, wrote
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,541
    Jeff
    26th March 2002, 02:43 PM Go to last post

  10. Thumbs up ATO

    Started by Iain, 26th March 2002 01:43 PM
    answering, answers, ato, audit, ball, balls, blessed, box, candle, candles, careful, circumcisions, crumbs, deliberation, drippings, factory, finally, foreskins, free, fun, hell, hotshot, instructs, job, matzoth, occasionally, periodically, prick, rabbi, send
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,406
    Iain
    26th March 2002, 01:43 PM Go to last post

  11. Post Carey jokes

    Started by johna, 23rd March 2002 09:50 PM
    70%, @#$%, @#$%ing, car, carey, cars, collected, collection, contract, footy, hate, home, jokes, litres, million, noticing, officer, people, policeman, sex, siphoning, stalled, stuck, taking, traffic, usual, walking, wayne, word, worse
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,530
    Kev Y.
    24th March 2002, 05:17 PM Go to last post

  12. Post Here Tis!

    Started by John Saxton, 20th March 2002 09:36 PM
    5.in, anatomy, breakfast, called, class, doctor, drilled, eats, fingertips, heart.the, male, psychiatrists, rabbit, tip, tis, told, tongue, unusual, waiter, walked, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,401
    Iain
    21st March 2002, 11:53 AM Go to last post

  13. Wink Rebate

    Started by John Saxton, 19th March 2002 09:03 PM
    $100, $12, $18, $30, arrived, bloke.shes, bonked, charge, charges, crappy, decent, doctors, finally, hotel, house.im, married, medicare, mine.they, motel, obliged, pretty, rebate, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,467
    John Saxton
    19th March 2002, 09:03 PM Go to last post

  14. Cool confession

    Started by Rod Smith, 19th March 2002 02:06 PM
    admire, atone, attend, church, confession, father, fiona, friend, frustration, lad, leads, liz, mcdonald, months, pew, priest, sealed, sean, shaughnessy, sighs, sinned, slides, steadfast, tommy, vacation, walks, whatd, whispers, woman, ”was
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,187
    Rod Smith
    19th March 2002, 02:06 PM Go to last post

  15. Cool The Barman

    Started by Richard Casey, 16th March 2002 07:07 PM
    20c, 75c, bank, bar, barman, bloke, business, cheap, cost, customer, deal, drink, expensive, feels, finishing, gonna, gunna, happy, heaps, joint, manager, martini, mate, prices, replies, thatll, treating, upstairs, walked, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,460
    Richard Casey
    16th March 2002, 07:07 PM Go to last post

  16. Post The Lone Ranger

    Started by ken yates, 16th March 2002 02:08 PM
    >bar, >silver, >this, bar, breeze, circles, claims, cowboy, drink, eye, feel, finish, horse, injun, kemosabe, left, lone, love, minutes, nothin, ranger, running, silver, start, time, tonto, wait, walked, white, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,439
    ken yates
    16th March 2002, 02:08 PM Go to last post

  17. Cool Firefighter

    Started by Iain, 15th March 2002 02:57 PM
    boy, cats, closer, collar, dogs, door, engine, faster, fighter, fire, firefighter, garden, hose, hung, ladders, mister, notices, partner, red, rope, run, siren, station, testicles, tie, tied, truck, wagon, walks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,590
    John Saxton
    15th March 2002, 10:45 PM Go to last post

  18. Post Do it yourself

    Started by Rod Smith, 9th March 2002 10:15 AM
    attractive, bath, box, bus, car, cold, cutting, day, dog, drinking, garden, giving, head, home, increase, jobs, lives, morning, office, people, pretend, putting, repeatedly, sand, save, simply, tea, time, toblerone, visit
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,721
    Rod Smith
    9th March 2002, 10:15 AM Go to last post

  19. Post A rare condition

    Started by AlexS, 1st March 2002 11:12 PM
    bad, class, condition, crazy, decides, disturbed, drive, feeling, gently, legs, minutes, orgasm, pass, pepper, plane, rare, replies, riding, sending, signals, sir, sneeze, sneezes, takes, taking, times, tissue, wiped, wipes, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,469
    AlexS
    1st March 2002, 11:12 PM Go to last post

  20. Post perfect breakfast

    Started by Kev Y., 28th February 2002 09:40 PM
    breakfast, carton, cover, daughter, forbes, front, milk, mistress, penthouse, perfect, sitting, son, table, wheaties, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,135
    Kev Y.
    28th February 2002, 09:40 PM Go to last post

  21. Post Horizontal folk dancing

    Started by Kev Y., 27th February 2002 09:18 PM
    bottle, bucket, children, couple, cries, dance, dancing, doggy, folk, harness, honey, horizontal, hot, lead, leather, marriage, mitzvah, porno, positions, rabbi, replies, rubber, sex, sheets, standing, style, top, video, woman, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,462
    Kev Y.
    27th February 2002, 09:18 PM Go to last post

  22. Talking Old Rooster

    Started by Glenn M, 27th February 2002 04:46 PM
    blows, boom, chicken, closed, coop, farmer, farmhouse, front, gaining, gap, gay, glenn, grabs, head, inches, month, porch, rooster, roosters, round, running, sadly, shakes, shotgun, spot, start, stud, takes, usual, www.woodworkbooks.com
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,606
    philige
    27th February 2002, 07:42 PM Go to last post

  23. Post "JUST HOLD ME"

    Started by ken yates, 7th February 2002 02:54 PM
    bed, bracelet, cared, dept, diamond, earrings, excited, feel, figured, financial, hold, honey, just hold me, loop, play, ready, set, sexual, sexually, shipwreck, short, stuff, tennis, testing, threw, told, tune, wave, women, words
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,007
    Jeff
    26th February 2002, 11:48 PM Go to last post

  24. Post Condolences

    Started by AlexS, 26th February 2002 11:01 PM
    >she, ago, birthday, black, body, breasts, condolences, condom, daughter, deepest, erection, explore, fondle, husband, lacy, lost, lucky, mourning, night, nude, offer, pair, panties, replies, sadie, scenario, shes, standing, stood, suit
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,238
    AlexS
    26th February 2002, 11:01 PM Go to last post

  25. Post another drunk

    Started by Kev Y., 26th February 2002 10:25 PM
    attempt, attention, attract, bewildered, box, church, confessional, coughs, drunk, final, finally, knocking, knocks, paper, priest, replies, sits, speak, staggers, times, wall
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,508
    Kev Y.
    26th February 2002, 10:25 PM Go to last post

  26. Post The Police Can Be Handy

    Started by Shane Watson, 22nd February 2002 06:32 PM
    axes, birthday, buddy, busted, call, calling, chop, cops, firewood, found, handy, happy, hey, house, left, marijuana, officers, phone, piece, police, rang, searched, shed, sir, swore, tony, tonys, wood, yeah, yep
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,909
    Iain
    24th February 2002, 04:51 PM Go to last post

  27. Smile Bless You

    Started by Kev Y., 19th February 2002 09:42 PM
    2002.], bless, brings, brudda, dint, disgusted, drunk, dunks, edited, eyes, february, fell, found, harsh, holds, jesus, majesty, message, minister, mister, notices, preacher, ready, shur, slurs, time, tone, water, wipes, [this
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,909
    John Saxton
    20th February 2002, 08:17 PM Go to last post

  28. Post Poor dog

    Started by Gino, 18th February 2002 08:33 PM
    $560, 40-second, black, brand, burning, confused, cover, dog, duck, dynamite, fuse, guns, guys, hole, ice, lab, lake, navigator, payments, poor, run, shot, shotgun, standing, stick, takes, time, truck, vehicle, yell
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,652
    Gino
    20th February 2002, 03:50 PM Go to last post

  29. Cool Taliban Olympics

    Started by Kev Y., 19th February 2002 09:40 PM
    11>, 12>, 13>, 600-yard, bora, bowel-evacuating, cave, cheat, daisy-cutter, dancing, dash, event, goat, judge, minefield, mixed, olympics, pairs, russian, skating, sled, statue, surrendering, synchronized, taliban, topfive.coms, tora, vaulting, whack-a-mole, womens
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,848
    Kev Y.
    19th February 2002, 09:40 PM Go to last post

  30. Post Queen of the skys

    Started by Gino, 18th February 2002 08:28 PM
    aisle, attendant, beat, bitch, brute, cabin, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hear, main, missing, moved, muscle, passenger, pitty-pat, plane, queen, raise, rank, replied, served, skys, sweet-cheeks, tray, trazy-poo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,424
    Gino
    18th February 2002, 08:28 PM Go to last post

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