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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Post this is really cute

    Started by Gino, 7th November 2002 09:17 PM
    2002.], check, cute, edited, guys, message, november, robbo, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,712
    Gino
    7th November 2002, 09:17 PM Go to last post

  2. Post drinkin buddies

    Started by Ray from Toronto, 3rd November 2002 08:54 AM
    acts, approach, asleep, bed, buddies, buddy, butt, closet, door, drinkin, drinking, driveway, home, horny, jump, late, married, screech, shes, shoes, slam, slap, sound, stairs, staying, steps, storm, taking, throw, wrong
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,693
    Gino
    4th November 2002, 05:36 PM Go to last post

  3. Post Sheep Fries

    Started by Gino, 31st October 2002 10:38 PM
    breeding, castrated, day, difficult, evening, farmer, females, french, fries, gotta, guy, hand, hell, hired, home, hurt, inferior, male, ran, settled, sheep, supper, task, tasty, throw, told, weirdest, wife, worker, yelled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,773
    John Saxton
    3rd November 2002, 09:43 PM Go to last post

  4. Halloween, with apologies to Stoppers

    Started by Iain, 23rd October 2002 09:10 AM
    apologies, bald, company, complaint, costume, cover, dear, emphasizing, enclosed, golden, halloween, head, leg, letter, monks, note, parcel, pour, previous, receives, robe, rude, sir, stick, stoppers, suggestion, syrup, tin, wooden, writes
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,683
    John Saxton
    3rd November 2002, 09:32 PM Go to last post

  5. Post an oldie

    Started by Eastie, 1st November 2002 04:26 PM
    1.0, 1.0s, 2000, additional, automatic, automatically, bundle, costly, diary, discover, e-mail, explorer, files, girlfriend, guess, mistress, months, oldie, original, products, re-surfaced, regularly, require, run, stored, system, updating, upgraded, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,923
    RETIRED
    1st November 2002, 06:38 PM Go to last post

  6. Post Holy bar

    Started by Gino, 31st October 2002 10:34 PM
    accepts, ale, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, holy, irishman, jesus, miracle, newcastle, nods, pint, pleasure, pot, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,352
    Gino
    31st October 2002, 10:34 PM Go to last post

  7. Post quickie

    Started by Gino, 31st October 2002 10:26 PM
    a#kup, air, bank, bankrobbers, dyslexic, hands, motherstickers, quickie, shouting, walk
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,323
    Gino
    31st October 2002, 10:26 PM Go to last post

  8. Wink ?????

    Started by Gino, 28th October 2002 09:14 PM
    age, balanced, bigger, broadness, change, chocolate, coming, contrast, cookie, deal, diet, dishes, earth, experience, hand, husband, junk, logically, middle, mind, narrowness, nice, opportunities, real, refrigerator, shot, thy, waist, weigh, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,305
    Gino
    28th October 2002, 09:14 PM Go to last post

  9. Smile old couple

    Started by Gino, 27th October 2002 05:53 PM
    absolutely, addresses, age, antidotes, arthritis, couple, disease, geritol, gifts, jacob, jaundice, kinds, married, medicine, memory, parkinsons, pharmacist, pills, register, sell, sizes, sleeping, speeds, suggests, variety, viagra, vitamins, walkers, wedding, wheelchairs
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,195
    Gino
    27th October 2002, 05:53 PM Go to last post

  10. Talking Consultants

    Started by Gino, 17th October 2002 11:17 PM
    150, 1586, ahead, animal, answered, business, called, charged, consultants, correct, correctly, dog, fee, filled, guess, logarithms, looked, mini, page, pick, picked, printed, printer, report, return, sheep, shepherd, suv, tech, understand
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,571
    Gino
    27th October 2002, 05:51 PM Go to last post

  11. Wot's the difference?

    Started by Corunetes, 23rd October 2002 05:21 PM
    array, catch, corunetes, cunning, difference, las, magicians, opposite, peter, showgirls, stunts, troupe, vegas, wot, wots
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,950
    Geoff Sims
    24th October 2002, 01:55 AM Go to last post

  12. Angry Witch Test

    Started by oges, 23rd October 2002 09:25 AM
    brides, brooms, broomstick, broomsticks, certificates, check, claim, conducted, forced, future, guys, involves, issued, married, non-witches, official, real, serbia, sitting, squat, supported, test, time, told, weigh, weighing, wife, witch, witches, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,991
    oges
    23rd October 2002, 09:25 AM Go to last post

  13. Post Quote of the day

    Started by Gino, 22nd October 2002 06:45 PM
    bail, damn, day, friend, jail, messed, sitting, true
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,475
    John Saxton
    22nd October 2002, 08:52 PM Go to last post

  14. Post top tips

    Started by Gino, 19th October 2002 12:43 AM
    avoid, bath, bit, bottles, bowl, buy, buying, cold, create, drinking, expensive, fans, fun, head, house, jcb, lights, makes, missus, money, morning, neighbours, sand, save, sex, simply, tips, top, visit, washing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,581
    Gino
    19th October 2002, 12:43 AM Go to last post

  15. The deaf genie

    Started by Dion, 17th October 2002 11:35 PM
    appeared, bar, bartender, bloke, bottle, bottles, day, deaf, dwarf, foot, genie, granted, guy, inch, luck, midget, minature, past, pianist, piano, played, player, playing, polishing, pretty, releasing, short, tall, walking, whered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,512
    Dion
    17th October 2002, 11:35 PM Go to last post

  16. Post A.A.A.D.D

    Started by Gino, 17th October 2002 11:21 PM
    a.a.a.d.d, aaadd, bills, car, cheque, cheques, coke, container, counter, day, desk, figure, fill, floor, flower, flowers, head, keys, kitchen, left, morning, notice, onecheque, pots-aaaaaagh, remote, tonight, wash, watch, water, watered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,075
    Gino
    17th October 2002, 11:21 PM Go to last post

  17. Dangerous Stats

    Started by Gino, 17th October 2002 11:14 PM
    accidental, alarming, alert, attention, ban, caused, dangerous, deaths, doctor, doctors, fear, friends, gun, hand, health, lawyers, measure, medical, owner, owners, people, physicians, public, seek, shock, statistics, stats, threat, withheld
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,668
    Gino
    17th October 2002, 11:14 PM Go to last post

  18. Post advanced proper speak

    Started by Eastie, 16th October 2002 11:36 AM
    advanced, avoid, bad, billion, clichés, colloquialisms, highly, metaphor, mixed, noon, proper, quotations, redundant, sentences, sings, speak, specific, superfluous, times, understatement, words, worse, •avoid, •be, •comparisons, •dont, •even, •exaggeration, •one-word, •understatement
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,705
    Cliff Rogers
    17th October 2002, 10:04 PM Go to last post

  19. The Smart Drunk

    Started by Kev Y., 17th October 2002 08:44 PM
    arrest, driver, drunk, female, held, officer, police, pulled, replied, smart, swmbo, tits
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,229
    Kev Y.
    17th October 2002, 08:44 PM Go to last post

  20. Post proper speak

    Started by Eastie, 16th October 2002 11:29 AM
    bass, close, clothes, desert, dirt, dove, evening, farmer, intimate, invalid, lead, line, object, planting, polish, produce, proper, refuse, row, series, sewer, sow, speak, spent, stitch, subject, tear, tests, wind, wound
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,805
    Gino
    16th October 2002, 10:07 PM Go to last post

  21. Post The big member - hope you can count

    Started by Ray from Toronto, 16th October 2002 08:46 AM
    big, called, count, dashed, dejectedly, doctor, fifteen, forest, frog, grinning, head, hope, ideal, inches, lit, looked, marry, member, monster, pond, replied, replies, screamed, shorter, suddenly, times, witch, woody, wow, yelled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,542
    Gino
    16th October 2002, 10:03 PM Go to last post

  22. Kiwi Bricklayer

    Started by Geoff Sims, 15th October 2002 01:17 AM
    accident, approximately, barrel, bricklayer, bricks, broken, building, descent, explains, floor, form, found, fractured, ground, hand, kiwi, lay, legs, lower, mind, pile, presence, pulley, rapid, report, rope, slightly, vicinity, weighed, weight
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,091
    soundman
    15th October 2002, 11:52 PM Go to last post

  23. Talking Rooster

    Started by Neal, 15th October 2002 10:30 PM
    ,the, bang, catching, chook, damm, dead, easily, faggot, falls, farmer, fourth, gun, guy, lap, loud, month, muttering, neal, oneside, pen, rooster, rooster.so, standing, started, step, strutting, taking, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,489
    Neal
    15th October 2002, 10:30 PM Go to last post

  24. Post baptism of a drunk

    Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:53 PM
    again-but, answers, arms, baptism, baptizing, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kicking, legs, love, people, preacher, proceeds, pulls, river, thewater, time, water, wipes, wits
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,473
    Gino
    15th October 2002, 09:53 PM Go to last post

  25. Post reality hits

    Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:51 PM
    anesthesia, asleep, beautiful, cute, disappointed, drugs, eyes, fell, fluttered, happened, heard, hits, minutes, reality, replied, sitting, stayed, surgery, waking, wearing, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,519
    Gino
    15th October 2002, 09:51 PM Go to last post

  26. Post dying man

    Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:49 PM
    aloud, bed, died, dying, eulogy, finishing, frantically, fred, freds, funeral, handed, hands, inspiration, jacket, knowing, looked, lovingly, man, motions, note, oxygen, pastor, reads, realizes, standing, suddenly, tube, wearing, word, write
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,736
    Gino
    15th October 2002, 09:49 PM Go to last post

  27. Wink New Element

    Started by Iain, 15th October 2002 04:54 PM
    312, administratium, assistant, called, characteristic, concentration, critical, decay, deputy, element, half-life, hypothetical, isodopes, leads, mass, morass, morons, neutrons, normal, particles, portion, quantity, reaction, referred, reorganization, scientists, speculate, time, undergoes, years;
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,913
    Gino
    15th October 2002, 09:28 PM Go to last post

  28. Post Golfers

    Started by Ray from Toronto, 14th October 2002 02:23 AM
    bottle, broken, couple, door, edited, fortune, game, gee, genie, golf, golfers, hacked, honey, house, houses, husband, life, looked, mind, moments, mulled, play, promptly, rest, sex, thousand, trapped, wife, window, woman
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,052
    Gino
    15th October 2002, 09:21 PM Go to last post

  29. Post owner builder?

    Started by Eastie, 15th October 2002 11:35 AM
    builder, owner
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,585
    Eastie
    15th October 2002, 11:35 AM Go to last post

  30. Cool The Blind Deer

    Started by Tim the Timber Turner, 12th October 2002 05:53 PM
    blind, call, deer, eyes, f---ing, idea, testicles
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,689
    Gino
    13th October 2002, 10:18 AM Go to last post

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