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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Debt

    Started by Baz, 13th September 2003 09:03 PM
    800, anythig, arguing, bathroom, bob, confused, debt, dollars, door, doorbell, drops, excited, fortune, front, hands, husband, leaves, monents, naked, neighbour, owes, replies, rings, shower, stands, towel, upstairs, wife, woman, wraps
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,508
    Baz
    13th September 2003, 09:03 PM Go to last post

  2. Imagine Doorstop as a Farmer

    Started by waco, 13th September 2003 10:30 AM
    alien, aliens, bedroom, bit, dinner, doorstop, ear, earth, farmer, female, fix, imagine, left, life, male, mars, night, no-one, penis, ship, sighs, sitting, spaceship, starts, swapping, takes, tea, tugs, undressed, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,036
    waco
    13th September 2003, 03:51 PM Go to last post

  3. Thumbs up Men's Rules

    Started by silentC, 11th September 2003 02:12 PM
    1.all, 1.christopher, 1.if, 1.whenever, 1.you, absolutely, act, answer, clothes, color, colors, columbus, commercials, default, directions, expect, fruit, hear, hints, men, months, peach, pumpkin, question, rules, settings, shape, shoes, windows, wrong
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,437
    JackoH
    12th September 2003, 06:04 PM Go to last post

  4. British TV 7 Radio Double Entendres

    Started by Baz, 10th September 2003 09:39 PM
    bed, british, choice, chris, colin, commentator-, discussing, double, edwards, entendres, fanny, fastest, finger, hard, hot, inside, keppel, morning-she, nick, night, practicing, racing-colin, radio, shots, steve, superbike, talking, tyre, weeks, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,371
    Baz
    10th September 2003, 09:39 PM Go to last post

  5. Old age and treachery always defeats youth and enthusiasm . . .

    Started by Driver, 9th September 2003 02:54 PM
    age, beat, blown, brown, chicken, clucks, dammit, defeats, disgust, enthusiasm, farm, farmer, fellow, front, head, hears, hen, house;, line, race, rooster, roosters, round, run, running, sadly, shakes, takes, treachery, youth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,533
    Driver
    9th September 2003, 02:54 PM Go to last post

  6. the Irish phonetic alphabet

    Started by rob_tassie, 8th September 2003 05:22 PM
    alpha, alphabet, bravo, breakfast, bus, charlie, conan, delta, doyle, echo, english, france, heard, helps, hills, irish, joyce, leather, loud, mistress, money, natives, phonetic, police, read, relief, sedan, siss, vessant, williams
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,235
    rob_tassie
    8th September 2003, 05:22 PM Go to last post

  7. Poor old man!

    Started by gatiep, 6th September 2003 02:24 AM
    day, doc, doctors, hot, live, man, married, poor, remember, sex, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,396
    gatiep
    6th September 2003, 02:24 AM Go to last post

  8. QLD, VIC, Tas and a genie

    Started by rob_tassie, 5th September 2003 10:28 PM
    clap, country, fishenchippa, footasgray, genie, guys, inna, lamp, mate, middle, nods, offa, owna, qld, queenslander, queenslanders, roit, sand, shop, sick, tas, tasmanian, tassie, telling, ten, thunder, tired, vic, wall, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,534
    rob_tassie
    5th September 2003, 10:28 PM Go to last post

  9. Moved: Speaking of football

    Started by Grue, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    football, speaking
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  10. Canadians are funny

    Started by gatiep, 5th September 2003 01:35 AM
    canadian, canadians, friend, funny, mine, pics
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,555
    gatiep
    5th September 2003, 01:41 AM Go to last post

  11. First Aid

    Started by gatiep, 5th September 2003 01:29 AM
    aid, learn, moulder, spindle, thread, users
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,583
    gatiep
    5th September 2003, 01:29 AM Go to last post

  12. blondes and boats

    Started by rob_tassie, 4th September 2003 10:15 PM
    ahurry, bad, behavior, blondes, boats, cake, dumb, firetruck, hells, heroine, home, idiot, lame, lamebrained, means, nemesis, playing, pulls, replies, reply, rest, silly, slap, stand, stupid, swim, takes, time, times, transport
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,631
    rob_tassie
    4th September 2003, 10:15 PM Go to last post

  13. Made us laugh

    Started by q9, 27th August 2003 05:49 PM
    gems, laugh, mum, occasionally, teacher
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,921
    Dennis Millard
    4th September 2003, 09:58 PM Go to last post

  14. Talking Young Lady

    Started by ozwinner, 4th September 2003 06:04 PM
    allan, boys, business, car, cheers, damn, don’t, elder, excuse, farmer, fine, fixed, funny, guy, hear, i’m, lady, mad, mid, morning, night, off………, pregnant, rolleyes, spends, there’s, weeks, wiv, young, …………two
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,372
    ozwinner
    4th September 2003, 06:04 PM Go to last post

  15. Horse Mechanic

    Started by silentC, 4th September 2003 12:15 PM
    advice, amazing, bar, bartender, bit, car, cars, country, drink, drive, follow, head, horse, ignition, looked, mate, mechanic, mumble, pub, replies, road, scotch, shocked, stiff, talking, told, town, walked, white, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,766
    silentC
    4th September 2003, 12:15 PM Go to last post

  16. Talking Dog

    Started by craigb, 4th September 2003 11:32 AM
    airport, amazing, bloke, bucks, characters, cheap, country, dealings, dog, earth, gift, incredible, jetting, job, liar, listening, owner, puppies, security, selling, settle, signed, sitting, spies, suspicious, talking, ten, uncovered, undercover, wandering
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,563
    craigb
    4th September 2003, 11:32 AM Go to last post

  17. The Ventriloquist

    Started by gatiep, 4th September 2003 12:43 AM
    4th, apologize, begins, blonde, blondes, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, dummy, embarrassed, guys, humour, jokes, knee, mate, perpetuate, person, potential, reaching, respected, row, stands, stay, talking, usual, ventriloquist, woman, women, yells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,349
    gatiep
    4th September 2003, 12:43 AM Go to last post

  18. Mouse

    Started by gatiep, 4th September 2003 12:37 AM
    mouse
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,545
    gatiep
    4th September 2003, 12:37 AM Go to last post

  19. Airplane vs Woman

    Started by gatiep, 4th September 2003 12:32 AM
    airplane, airplanes, arrive, buy, care, comment, common, expect, flick, flown, in-laws, kill, limitations, mad, magazines, mind, month, object, pilot, piloting, preflight, quickly, quiet, skills, switch, takes, tied, time, touch, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,774
    gatiep
    4th September 2003, 12:32 AM Go to last post

  20. Did I say that out loud???

    Started by Baz, 3rd September 2003 09:45 PM
    books, buds, class, classic, day, door, faced, glucose, hand, implied, inadvertantly, loud, picked, professor, professors, question, realized, red, reply, return, semen, straight, sweet, sweetness, taste, tip, tongue, totally, walked, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,398
    Baz
    3rd September 2003, 09:45 PM Go to last post

  21. SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guy)

    Started by Driver, 12th May 2003 11:10 PM
    afterglow, age, apartment, bears, beauty, bottom, clothes, decides, guy, hot, impressed, intense, kiss, love, lying, mention, night, passion, prize, rip, rolls, scroll, sensitive, shelf, smiling, snag, steamy, surprised, teddy, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,969
    waco
    1st September 2003, 06:52 PM Go to last post

  22. inner peace

    Started by soundman, 30th August 2003 11:36 PM
    achieve, advice, article, bottle, box, chocolates, daniels, feel, finally, finish, finished, found, gin, idea, jack, litre, looked, passing, peace, prozac, read, red, simple, started, vodka, wine
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,755
    Shane Watson
    31st August 2003, 10:44 AM Go to last post

  23. Mars

    Started by ozwinner, 29th August 2003 07:06 PM
    beauty, eek, johnny, mars, pas, planets, stuff, talking, teacher, weird
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,447
    ozwinner
    29th August 2003, 07:06 PM Go to last post

  24. 7 Degrees of Blonde

    Started by Simple, 29th August 2003 03:53 PM
    blonde, boyfriend, call, car, cutting, degree, degrees, dog, elephant, front, gun, hands, happen, home, k-9, left, maam, maam”, miles, mirror, officer, police, popped, replies, road, stomped, swerved, telephone, tree, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,703
    Simple
    29th August 2003, 03:53 PM Go to last post

  25. And now for something ......

    Started by zymurgy, 18th August 2003 05:23 PM
    acronymn, bandsaw, basic, blades, care, cheap, chisel, completley, construction, custom, cyclone, davey, forum, gordon, letter, letters, perfect, polish, products, shed/garage, subject, ubeaut, wayne, wood
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,714
    fxst
    24th August 2003, 07:15 PM Go to last post

  26. My God

    Started by Baz, 23rd August 2003 05:47 PM
    bishop, bodied, cardinal, catholic, children, chirps, coffee, discussing, eminence, fourth, friends, georgeous, god, grace, hard, ladies, male, penis, people, replies, silence, sips, son, stripper, subtle, tells, walks, woman, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,445
    Baz
    23rd August 2003, 05:47 PM Go to last post

  27. Talking Communication

    Started by caterer, 22nd August 2003 04:17 PM
    addressed, arm, attending, colin, communication, declare, describe, essential, favorite, flower, gently, heal, husbands, instructor, isn’t, leaned, listened, marriage, other.”, raising”, ribs, seminar, touched, weeks, whispered, wife, wife’s, wings, “it, “white
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,485
    caterer
    22nd August 2003, 04:17 PM Go to last post

  28. Another Blonde Joke

    Started by Simple, 21st August 2003 02:49 PM
    airline, answered, arrival, bathroom, blonde, breaking, called, captain, city, closet, crying, days, disturb, doors, eat, flying, happened, hotel, joke, missing, noticed, personnel, phone, pretty, replied, route, sign, sobbed, stay-over, stewardess
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,444
    Simple
    21st August 2003, 02:49 PM Go to last post

  29. a new outlook on life???

    Started by soundman, 20th August 2003 11:30 PM
    hmmm, life, outlook
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,464
    soundman
    20th August 2003, 11:30 PM Go to last post

  30. The difference between men and women (long)

    Started by journeyman Mick, 19th August 2003 10:59 PM
    angry, blame, car, care, cold, day, deeply, difference, feel, finally, fool, friend, horse, intimacy, knight, level, lisa, long, means, men, mike, months, pause, person, shifting, thinking, time, warranty, weather, women
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 3,528
    Theva
    20th August 2003, 05:58 PM Go to last post

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