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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Observations

    Started by DPB, 2nd February 2004 10:12 AM
    argue, bird, brain, called, cells, children, chunky, clothing, difference, drink, dunk, eat, eating, house, idiot;, jimmy, kitchen, life, loose-fitting, observations, people, pope, sex, signed, told, trash, watching, world, worms, worst
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,951
    DPB
    2nd February 2004, 10:12 AM Go to last post

  2. Thought for the day

    Started by Christopha, 1st February 2004 01:08 PM
    agreeable, arising, contemplating, day, happiness, misery, sensation, thought
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,673
    Iain
    1st February 2004, 04:10 PM Go to last post

  3. Australian and Proud Of It!!

    Started by outback, 30th January 2004 08:29 PM
    adelaide, australia, australian, bank, bloody, country, day, god, grand, live, mate, named, nation, national, proud, queen, queens, read, realm, rest, shoot, shooting, smiles, south, sports, sydney, territory, united, victoria, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,664
    Iain
    31st January 2004, 11:00 AM Go to last post

  4. Not Welcome

    Started by craigb, 30th January 2004 09:50 AM
    abstain, admitted, afternoon, bible, bunnings, carnal, church, cold, couple, hanging, head, lust, managed, means, minds, month, overcome, paint, pastor, prayer, reached, reading, sex, shamefacedly.you, showers, stated, unbearable, understand, week, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,749
    Sturdee
    30th January 2004, 04:03 PM Go to last post

  5. Ordering A Pizza In 2015

    Started by DonN, 28th January 2004 06:16 PM
    2015, ads, atm, balance, calling, car, card, cash, clause, coke, credit, customer, damage, exclusionary, free, heh, mind, national, operator, ordering, pizza, pizzas, prevents, ready, running, send, sir, soda, soybean, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,205
    Dean
    28th January 2004, 11:50 PM Go to last post

  6. Talking Follow these 15 simple tests before you decide to have children...

    Started by Wayne Davy, 22nd January 2004 05:50 PM
    3am, alarm, attempt, bag, buy, car, child, children, clean, cornflakes, cup, decide, follow, front, goat, half, leave, melon, playing, ready, run, seat, set, simple, stop, tape, test, tests, time, walk
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 6,527
    coastie
    25th January 2004, 09:51 PM Go to last post

  7. Thought(s) for the day

    Started by Iain, 23rd January 2004 06:28 PM
    60s, bears, blockbuster, cents, close, costs, cut, day, days, dollars, feel, hundred, increase, notice, noticed, people, person, prozac, read, realize, resemblance, saves, start, substantial, tax, theory, thirty, thoughts, weird, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,887
    AlexS
    23rd January 2004, 10:36 PM Go to last post

  8. Talking At last a decent chain letter

    Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 05:10 PM
    452, 6th, 837, bloke, chain, cleaner, decent, engagement, exhaustion, expensive, friends, girlfriend, grumpy, hesitate, hospital, letter, list, lying, marriage, nymphos, original, packages, received, send, sending, suffering, top, vacuum, ward, women
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,049
    stephenmeddings
    22nd January 2004, 09:28 AM Go to last post

  9. The Mother-In-Law

    Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 02:21 PM
    $150, $5000, 2000, ago, body, burial, buried, bury, chance, cost, days, dead, dies, expense, explains, guy, holy, home, land, mother-in-law, motherinlaw, nice, rose, ship, undertaker, vacation, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,612
    Kev Y.
    21st January 2004, 08:57 PM Go to last post

  10. Have a nice day

    Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 09:56 AM
    13th, accelerated, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speed, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,777
    stephenmeddings
    21st January 2004, 09:56 AM Go to last post

  11. Christmas luck

    Started by Tonyz, 19th January 2004 11:26 PM
    bends, car, christmas, cover, dear, finishes, garranteed, hanging, head, heard, hubby, legs, luck, maechanic, pair, playing, plumbing, poke, pull, pushes, radio, shopping, shorts, spies, stands, starts, stitches, syd, wifey, [smart
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,553
    bitingmidge
    21st January 2004, 08:23 AM Go to last post

  12. From NASA: First photos from surface of Mars

    Started by stephenmeddings, 16th January 2004 05:44 PM
    mars, nasa, photos, surface
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 3,134
    Wongo
    20th January 2004, 10:06 AM Go to last post

  13. Sunday Golf

    Started by silentC, 20th January 2004 09:06 AM
    495, ball, boss, bump, calls, decides, disbelief, drives, empty, feels, god, golf, golfing, guess, heaven, hole, hours, morning, peter, priest, saint, sick, sunday, swing, takes, wakes, watches, yards
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,532
    silentC
    20th January 2004, 09:06 AM Go to last post

  14. Irish Joke

    Started by Baz, 19th January 2004 08:53 PM
    arm, bartender, beauty, belfast, breast, defended, fight, hand, happened, hed, irish, jamie, joke, lickin, limp, murphy, nose, oconner, oconners, paddy, pub, run, sean, shovel, sling, terrible, train, useless, walking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,552
    Baz
    19th January 2004, 08:53 PM Go to last post

  15. Stevie is getting good mileage here!!

    Started by RETIRED, 18th January 2004 09:36 PM
    ads, crikey, good, irwins, mileage, stevie
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,394
    fxst
    18th January 2004, 11:05 PM Go to last post

  16. Was posted before

    Started by RETIRED, 17th January 2004 08:53 PM
    ago, ivor, jim, pic, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,305
    RETIRED
    17th January 2004, 08:53 PM Go to last post

  17. Smile 2003 in review

    Started by craigb, 15th January 2004 01:42 PM
    2003, astronaut, awhile, battery, bridges, charge, cold, couple, dropouts, holds, homicide, kids, larger, lightning, linked, local, obesity, police, red, review, school, slain;, struck, study, suspect, takes, tape, temperatures, test, wave
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,781
    Kev Y.
    17th January 2004, 07:43 AM Go to last post

  18. Couldn't think of a title!

    Started by Christopha, 19th December 2003 09:14 AM
    confused, title
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,613
    aljenit
    15th January 2004, 03:28 PM Go to last post

  19. by crikey! the chook's safe.

    Started by Ivor, 12th January 2004 10:25 AM
    chook, chooks, crikey, funny, hey, related, safe, wood
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,472
    Ivor
    12th January 2004, 10:25 AM Go to last post

  20. The Gladiator

    Started by Iain, 10th January 2004 10:30 AM
    100, address, alright, apologise, audience, biggus, blood, booing, calling, chase, crowd, deflowered, dickus, failed, gates, gentlemen, gladiator, grasp, happened, hostile, ladies, manager, minutes, morning, performance, pleased, poor, promised, rehearsals, situation
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,507
    Iain
    10th January 2004, 10:30 AM Go to last post

  21. A Walk in the Woods

    Started by Dirty Den, 9th January 2004 07:53 AM
    actively, aetheist, aethist, bear, call, called, christianity, compromise, convert, denied, disappears, drops, existence, flash, god, hypocritical, light, meal, moment, natural, paws, peril, prayer, recieve, replies, save, soundtrack, suppose, walk, woods
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,959
    Garry1953
    9th January 2004, 08:52 AM Go to last post

  22. Where They Went Wrong

    Started by DPB, 9th January 2004 08:52 AM
    added, beaver, buffalo, calmly, chief, debt, dumb, fished, found, free, government, hunted, improve, indian, indians, land, medicine, official, officials, plenty, quietly, replied, running, smiled, system, taxes, time, white, women, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,064
    DPB
    9th January 2004, 08:52 AM Go to last post

  23. Croc Hunter

    Started by ozwinner, 7th January 2004 01:38 PM
    age, ahhhh, australian, croc, hunter, melbourne, photo, zoo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,737
    ozwinner
    7th January 2004, 01:38 PM Go to last post

  24. Vet Bill

    Started by Baz, 5th January 2004 08:28 PM
    bill, birds, cat, computer, dead, delicately, dog, eyes, head, hit, jumped, keys, limp, looked, meowed, moments, owner, parrot, produced, ran, returned, sat, shook, shrugged, sniffed, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,994
    Baz
    5th January 2004, 08:28 PM Go to last post

  25. Smile jimmy

    Started by multinut, 3rd January 2004 08:28 AM
    amazing, churning, climbed, confused, croc, dollars, finally, float, giving, goldfish, hell, host, instructor, invited, jimmy, judo, k-mart, million, party, pool, prick, pushed, raising, rich, screaming, slowly, splashing, strangled, top, water
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,701
    multinut
    3rd January 2004, 08:28 AM Go to last post

  26. Collective Noun

    Started by Grunt, 27th November 2003 04:12 PM
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    1 2
    clot, collective, doctors, idea, lawyers, lie, noun, woodworkers
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 5,781
    Ratmick
    2nd January 2004, 11:18 PM Go to last post

  27. differences

    Started by Tonyz, 1st January 2004 10:19 PM
    babies, difference, differences, licked, nappies, porcupine, porcupines, porsche, pricks, puppies, rolleyes, tony, upeek, w3hats
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,795
    Tonyz
    1st January 2004, 10:19 PM Go to last post

  28. Smile Redneck cowboy

    Started by multinut, 31st December 2003 09:34 AM
    ahead, answers;, bar, beef, beer, blistering, bread, bred, cold, cowboy, dog, finally, head, horse, hungry, jerky, mad, morning, police-dog, policeman, redneck, says;, sex, shade, shakes, tied, ties, town, tree, understand
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,022
    Tonyz
    31st December 2003, 05:58 PM Go to last post

  29. Wink Time for a joke....

    Started by Eastie, 23rd December 2003 11:37 AM
    beaming, bowl, custard, dis-custard, dis-pear, door, emotions, envy, erm, exclaims, fellas, friend, green, guess, guest, hey, host, inside, joke, knock, manhood, minutes, pass, pear, pink, pride, shut, sporting, starkers, time
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,960
    Caliban
    24th December 2003, 12:11 PM Go to last post

  30. Bad Dolly

    Started by ozwinner, 23rd December 2003 04:43 PM
    allan, bad, chers, christmas, dolly
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,687
    Caliban
    23rd December 2003, 07:40 PM Go to last post

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