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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 57
    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 51,794
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 100
    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 86,438
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 90
    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 125,053
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 102
    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 239,089
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. Canoe Race

    Started by DPB, 25th March 2004 04:51 PM
    american, benefit, boat, canoe, company, decided, dinners, free, implemented, japanese, management, medical, money, paddles, pens, people, performance, person, program, quality, race, river, rower, rowing, senior, steering, system, team, teams, won
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 3,566
    28th March 2004, 09:56 AM Go to last post
  2. Irish digital clock

    Started by AlexS, 25th March 2004 02:01 PM
    check, clock, completed, digital, dublin, finally, irish, science, students, university
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,010
    25th March 2004, 02:01 PM Go to last post
  3. Hitman

    Started by Baz, 19th March 2004 08:08 PM
    bag, beautiful, bitch, charge, dollars, fewminutes, flat, friend, friends, golf, hit, hitman, house, minute, naked, neighbour, newcomer, pull, rate, rifle, shes, shoot, sight, standing, telescopic, thousand, time, trigger, wait, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,431
    19th March 2004, 08:08 PM Go to last post
  4. Honest Answers

    Started by outback, 17th March 2004 06:53 PM
    adam, answers, apple, ark, bible, bread, called, catholic, commandment, elementary, eve, god, heard, honest, jesus, jews, joshua, led, mary, miricle, moses, mother, people, school, son, spelling, test, told, wife, wives
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,677
    17th March 2004, 06:53 PM Go to last post
  5. The Rat Catcher

    Started by Eastie, 16th March 2004 03:08 PM
    $1.5, bar, boiled, bones, brought, car, catcher, company, council, disbelief, dog, fake, finishing, food, ground, killed, kilo, local, makes, meat, met, pays, pint, rat, receives, reps, round, sold, total
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,054
    16th March 2004, 03:08 PM Go to last post
  6. Stupid Signs

    Started by Baz, 23rd February 2004 08:02 PM
    bargain, bell, bring, car, children, conference, day, door, due, elephants, field, floor, hard, illness, knock, leaflet, london, machines, notice, office, park, repair, safari, shop, signs, spotted, stay, stupid, toilet, washing
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 3,395
    15th March 2004, 11:22 PM Go to last post
  7. Exclamation It's never too late to learn something new

    Started by journeyman Mick, 11th March 2004 11:37 PM
    abbott, ancient, archives, bothers, brother, brought, celebrate, cellars, check, checked, copies, copying, dinner, double, earliest, front, heads, late, learn, manuscript, manuscripts, missing, monks, night, notices, replies, search, weeping, word, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,751
    11th March 2004, 11:37 PM Go to last post
  8. Shade?

    Started by Grue, 9th March 2004 11:19 AM
    100, african, bit, blue, bush, calculating, cool, critical, degrees, discover, distance, door, eager, feel, fly, glenn, imagine, lucky, message, mile, picture, pilot, plane, popular, read, shade, south, start, stifling, yonder
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,181
    9th March 2004, 04:03 PM Go to last post
  9. Fishing Jokes? start here..

    Started by WNS, 20th February 2004 01:04 PM
    anticipation, bad, bed, boat, channel, crap, cuddles, day, dresses, fishing, garage, house, husband, jokes, lunch, morning, quietly, rain, replies, returns, saturday, sleepily, slips, start, stupid, terrible, undresses, weather, whispers, wifes
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 5,021
    27th February 2004, 10:12 PM Go to last post
  10. German Joke

    Started by Inselaffe, 23rd February 2004 05:22 AM
    athletics, excuse, german, joke, piece, pole-vaulter, shoulder, stadium, walking, walter, wood, wth
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,940
    24th February 2004, 11:20 PM Go to last post
  11. Recess

    Started by DPB, 24th February 2004 10:25 AM
    bell, billy, bin, boy, bush, floor, fourth, george, gore, hand, happened, invade, iraq, kiddies, laden, minutes, osama, president, primary, question, questions, recess, school, steve, support, talk, time, usa, votes, war
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,444
    24th February 2004, 10:25 AM Go to last post
  12. The "f" Word:

    Started by tyrone, 19th February 2004 09:54 PM
    126, 1566, 1926, 1937, 1938, 1999, 2003, 4314, @#$%, @#$%ing, @%#^ing, acceptable, amelia, ass, bill, ceiling, clinton, drum, earhart, geez, hussein, mad, michelangelo, noah, pythagoras, roll, sadaam, scattered, showers, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,933
    19th February 2004, 09:54 PM Go to last post
  13. Thumbs up Word Perhect

    Started by Eastie, 18th February 2004 10:21 AM
    notes, paper, perhect, reciepts, scraps, sick, word, writing
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,870
    18th February 2004, 09:40 PM Go to last post
  14. Aussie Words

    Started by Baz, 18th February 2004 08:15 PM
    activity, attractive, aussie, australian, belongings, bush, bushwanker, crackie, daks, flatmates, floor, handling, hipster, lying, male, mateshit, naked, roaming, run, scrub, search, sexual, shagman, shornbag, strewn, tracksuit, unemployed, vehicle, words, yabble
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,498
    18th February 2004, 08:15 PM Go to last post
  15. Answers

    Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:50 PM
    ahead, answer, answers, attack, boy, bridge, car, class, cop, driver, exam, excuses, family, finally, flashed, hand, kid, missing, nuclear, replied, serious, smart-ass, stock, stopped, stuck, teacher, ticket, tomorrow, truck, turkeys
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,592
    16th February 2004, 07:51 PM Go to last post
  16. Yet another blond joke

    Started by clubbyr8, 15th February 2004 06:50 AM
    2-4, bar, bartender, beautifully, begin, bit, blond, blonde, blondes, bought, centre, chanting, childs, cookie, curiosity, days, dies, dumb, framed, frenzy, fun, glasses, joke, monster, picture, puzzle, straight, table, ten, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,849
    15th February 2004, 06:50 AM Go to last post
  17. Talking Little Johnny

    Started by Dusty, 15th February 2004 01:01 AM
    bit, biting, crows, eating, farmer, fence, fourteen, guess, hey, icecream, johnny, left, licking, mary, minutes, miss, nervously, palour, passed, replied, ring, shot, sitting, smiled, sucking, teacher, thinking, wearing, wedding, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,458
    15th February 2004, 01:01 AM Go to last post
  18. Blonde Joke

    Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:47 PM
    approached, avoided, blond, blonde, car, compact, cop, driver, drivers, female, handed, joke, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, powder, pulled, purse, searched, sec, speeding, subject, told, unclassified-fwd, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,632
    14th February 2004, 08:59 PM Go to last post
  19. Dining Out

    Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:52 PM
    600, 850, bank, beautiful, bmw, bottle, called, chuckled, cut, dining, dollars, ferrari, garage, gorgeous, happen, inches, mercedes, million, nearby, note, pants, read, reading, send, sitting, table, testarosa, twenty-five, waiter, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,595
    13th February 2004, 08:52 PM Go to last post
  20. Funny corporate lessons

    Started by DonN, 10th February 2004 08:20 PM
    129, apologized, bird, bob, corporate, cow, crow, day, driving, dung, funny, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, manager, moral, nun, pile, priest, psalm, rabbit, shower, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,825
    10th February 2004, 08:20 PM Go to last post
  21. Question It's Logical really

    Started by Kev Y., 10th February 2004 05:48 AM
    active, assume, bedroom, beer, builders, built, children, chris, explain, garden, goldfish, house, james, logical, married, mate, nights, offence, pond, regular, scientist, seated, sexually, stockbroker, suggest, suit, toilet, week, wife, yep
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,846
    10th February 2004, 06:53 PM Go to last post
  22. Talking Maths problem

    Started by Iain, 13th January 2001 01:10 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    1=9+9/9+9, 7=9+9+sqrt9/sqrt9, arithmathic, budding, engineers, figure, level, math, mathematicians, maths, operations, problem, th4e
    • Replies: 22
    • Views: 5,650
    10th February 2004, 02:44 PM Go to last post
  23. helicopter problems

    Started by Ivor, 9th February 2004 03:31 PM
    airframes, armed, army, australian, breaking, choppers, cracks, entire, fleet, flown, forces, god, ground, helicopter, helicopters, indefinitely, issues, news, picture, post, problems, ran, sea, sign, sprite, squadron, starting, submarine, technical
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,756
    9th February 2004, 03:31 PM Go to last post
  24. Little Johnny

    Started by FAB, 7th February 2004 09:32 AM
    bacon, bowl, breakfast, cat, cereal, cheesed, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, johnny, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, smile, tells, walking, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,555
    7th February 2004, 09:32 AM Go to last post
  25. 10 years time

    Started by Tonyz, 6th February 2004 11:13 PM
    alteimerzs, ammount, breast, breasted, clue, damn, erections, implants, means, money, permanent, spent, time, viagra, women, years
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,690
    6th February 2004, 11:13 PM Go to last post
  26. Little known facts!

    Started by gatiep, 29th January 2004 01:55 AM
    ambidextrous, animals, average, body, bottom, days, difference, elephants, energy, facts, feet, head, home, human, jump, left-handed, length, life, live, minutes, months, people, pig, pond, produced, sex, split, taste, times, yelled
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,733
    6th February 2004, 10:55 PM Go to last post
  27. Talking 50 oxymorons

    Started by DPB, 4th February 2004 01:52 PM
    aggression, army, christian, classic, computer, estimate, exact, force, gas, glasses, increase, italian, live, misunderstood, natural, oxymorons, passive, peace, plastic, pleased, religious, scientists, security, synthetic, taped, tax, temporary, terribly, vacation, “now
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,727
    6th February 2004, 09:17 PM Go to last post
  28. They found water

    Started by Wongo, 6th February 2004 04:22 PM
    found, water
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,383
    6th February 2004, 04:59 PM Go to last post
  29. A little light relief ...........

    Started by tyrone, 5th February 2004 10:45 PM
    affect, alive, appearance, autopsies, autopsy, check, conception, court, date, dead, death, doctor, female, forget, girls, individual, light, memory, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, relief, sitting, son, terminated, time, voodoo, word
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,854
    6th February 2004, 09:56 AM Go to last post
  30. Moral Dilemma

    Started by silentC, 4th February 2004 08:13 AM
    answer, black, bush, classic, closer;, destructive, dilemma, familiar, fighting, george, giving, honest, life, masses, moral, move, mud, photo, power, question, raging, ripping, save, shoot, situation, suddenly, test, water, water;, white
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,673
    6th February 2004, 05:21 AM Go to last post

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