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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Humming Sound

    Started by Barry_White, 18th April 2004 01:49 PM
    bed, bedroom, buzzing, closest, coming, couple, daughter, daughters, days, entering, exclaimed, found, game, hall, heard, home, humming, husband, living, mother, naked, parents, replied, son-in-law, sound, television, time, vibrator, walking, watching
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,854
    Barry_White
    18th April 2004, 01:49 PM Go to last post

  2. Tight Skirt

    Started by Baz, 18th April 2004 10:35 AM
    agree, ballistic, bus, drawled, driver, easily, embarrassed, figured, friends, gently, kinda, leg, maam, picked, raise, reached, samaritan, skirt, smile, smiled, standing, step, texan, tight, time, times, unzip, waist, would-be, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,977
    Baz
    18th April 2004, 10:35 AM Go to last post

  3. Army

    Started by Baz, 18th April 2004 10:33 AM
    admiral, afternoon, air, aircraft, airman, army, change, chief, colonel, difference, dollar, engine, field, fighter, force, hand, house, jet, navy, officer, phone, pilot, replied, seaman, sir, soldier, stuck, tower, whore, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,752
    Baz
    18th April 2004, 10:33 AM Go to last post

  4. Finally.... a Ford with a little guts!

    Started by Christopha, 16th April 2004 11:37 PM
    finally, ford, guts
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,108
    ozwinner
    17th April 2004, 08:13 PM Go to last post

  5. Talking This Is A Cracker! Check It Out......

    Started by oges, 15th April 2004 07:46 PM
    check, cracker, rolleyes
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,971
    Christopha
    16th April 2004, 11:33 PM Go to last post

  6. The Devil

    Started by Geoff Dean, 14th April 2004 01:39 PM
    afraid, agony, calm, calmly, church, devil, doubt, eternity, front, horrifying, kill, married, minute, nope, persisted, perturbed, physical, presence, profound, realize, replied, reply, returned, satan, screaming, sister, started, tone, word, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,521
    Geoff Dean
    14th April 2004, 01:39 PM Go to last post

  7. True Story???

    Started by Geoff Dean, 13th April 2004 12:38 PM
    accept, cable, computer, cord, cursor, customer, employee, failure, huh, light, monitor, notice, plugged, power, screen, securely, story, true, type, wordperfect, _cables, _follow, _monitor, _no, _nothing, _uh, _wall, _well, _when, _yes
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,413
    Geoff Dean
    14th April 2004, 06:57 AM Go to last post

  8. Little Johnny

    Started by Geoff Dean, 8th April 2004 11:04 AM
    alcohol, alive, cigarette, class, day, dead, drink, experiment, fourth, hand, jar, jars, johnny, learn, quickly, raised, results, science, separate, sex, smoke, soil, sperm, start, teacher, watched, worm, worms
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,560
    Geoff Dean
    8th April 2004, 11:04 AM Go to last post

  9. Potatoes

    Started by Geoff Dean, 8th April 2004 11:02 AM
    a.m, agents, ahead, apologized, bodies, bubba, buried, circumstances, dad, day, days, dear, dig, dug, entire, garden, heavens, left, letter, local, love, morning, plant, plot, police, potato, potatoes, received, sake, son
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,541
    Geoff Dean
    8th April 2004, 11:02 AM Go to last post

  10. Traditions

    Started by silentC, 2nd April 2004 12:08 AM
    aback, bought, chap, chaps, continue, day, declared, dismay, drank, drink, friday, friends, home, months, passed, pint, pints, promised, pub, quickly, remaining, rolled, sat, staggering, table, terrible, tradition, traditions, upset, usual
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,900
    Charles Castle
    7th April 2004, 03:41 PM Go to last post

  11. Nick the Dragon Slayer

    Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:34 PM
    antidote, arrange, breasts, coins, cure, day, desire, dragon, gold, horatio, hours, itch, itching, king, kings, mouth, nick, obsession, payment, physician, powder, queens, quickly, saliva, satisfied, slayer, slipped, summoned, voluptuous
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,918
    ozwinner
    6th April 2004, 06:08 PM Go to last post

  12. The Mistress

    Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:42 PM
    arm, barbados, beautiful, club, decision, dinner, friend, garage, husband, infinity, jim, kiss, lexus, mistress, mouthed, mutual, paris, prettier, replies, restaurant, shopping, summers, table, trips, tuscany, walks, wife, winters, woman, yacht
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,472
    Geoff Dean
    6th April 2004, 05:42 PM Go to last post

  13. Life Support

    Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:40 PM
    agreed, assured, bring, choked, close, coma, cried, curtains, finally, flat, guess, happened, heart, hubby, husband, life, lined, minutes, monitor, nurses, privacy, private, pulse, ran, rate, sceptical, support, washing, wifes, womans
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,485
    Geoff Dean
    6th April 2004, 05:40 PM Go to last post

  14. The fastest thing

    Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:37 PM
    answer, answers, barn, bathroom, blink, dads, day, fastest, feeling, flip, found, fourth, hard, house, interviewer, job, light, obvious, pants, pasture, previous, question, ran, ranch, replied, speed, step, switch, thing, wall
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,258
    Geoff Dean
    6th April 2004, 05:37 PM Go to last post

  15. I hope I didn't brain my damage

    Started by ndru, 5th April 2004 11:55 AM
    ambulance, blood, brain, calling, centimetre, compressor, damage, deeper, gun, head, hemorrhage, hope, hospital, insisted, mates, melbourne, nail, nathan, pain, people, recessed, removed, removing, risk, royal, shorten, siu, skull, vessel, victorian
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 3,381
    Iain
    6th April 2004, 04:52 PM Go to last post

  16. Cool Retrosexual

    Started by Christopha, 3rd April 2004 12:31 AM
    allowed, bang, body, bond, code, cry, daddy, deal, dealing, death, drinking, drums, gay, guys, lodge, major, movement, movies, operas, queer, reason, retrosexual, sports, straight, stuff, sweat, teams, tools, wound, wuss
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,706
    Ben from Vic.
    5th April 2004, 09:52 PM Go to last post

  17. Watch those long drill bits

    Started by kenmil, 4th April 2004 02:19 PM
    bits, drill, long, watch
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,893
    Dean
    5th April 2004, 12:49 AM Go to last post

  18. More Godbotherers

    Started by Christopha, 29th March 2004 06:57 PM
    afraid, answered, bucket, church, clancy, confessional, confessions, doubled, drive-thru, elderly, father, flashing, front, godbotherers, hell, ideas, murphy, neon, pleased, priest, protested, replied, roof, seats, sign, son, stay, theater, toot, youth
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,335
    Caliban
    2nd April 2004, 09:55 PM Go to last post

  19. The allmighty U.S.

    Started by tyrone, 1st April 2004 12:03 AM
    accompanied, allmighty, americans, atlantic, avoid, call, canadians, change, collision, counterermeasures, cruisers, degrees, demand, destroyers, divert, ensure, fleet, lighthouse, naval, north, numerous, radio, safety, ship, south, support, u.s, undertaken, united, vessels
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,671
    tyrone
    2nd April 2004, 07:29 PM Go to last post

  20. Getting on

    Started by Christopha, 27th February 2004 09:04 PM
    answered, elderly, finally, flip, flipping, halls, hem, home, lady, moment, nightie, nursing, running, sat, silently, soup, supersex, thinking, walked, wheelchair, yell, yelling
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,572
    outback
    1st April 2004, 08:58 PM Go to last post

  21. It's never too late . . .

    Started by Driver, 13th March 2004 11:59 AM
    alf, bloke, cry, dead, door, happen?”, hear, he’s, late, manages, no”, paint?”, passed, pause, peacefully, snuffle”, sob, sobs, softly, starts, there’s, tin, woman, “alf, “er, “last, “oh, “when
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,791
    Caliban
    1st April 2004, 08:03 PM Go to last post

  22. New Rules

    Started by Christopha, 1st April 2004 11:55 AM
    adventists, blonde, christmas, clothed, correct, day, deemed, enjoy, fastened, forum, hope, insensitive, jews, jokes, knee, minority, neck, offend, offended, pictures, politically, posts, racial, references, remains, removed, rules, seatbelt, unbiased, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,059
    Chesand
    1st April 2004, 12:03 PM Go to last post

  23. Blondes aren't so stupid...maybe

    Started by Christopha, 1st April 2004 11:15 AM
    argument, automatically, blonde, blondes, boy, call, complaining, contractor, double-pane, efficient, energy, expensive, fast, guess, guy, heard, house, hung, line, pay, proceeded, sales, silence, stupid, stupidmaybe, talking, told, week, windows, won
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,615
    Christopha
    1st April 2004, 11:15 AM Go to last post

  24. Microsoft Buys The Vatican

    Started by DPB, 1st April 2004 10:16 AM
    acquire, announcement, buys, catholic, catholicism, christianity, church, churchs, combined, companys, computer, father, gates, home, john, market, microsoft, microsofts, novello, on-line, paul, people, peters, pope, religion, religious, senior, software, time, vatican
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,899
    DPB
    1st April 2004, 10:16 AM Go to last post

  25. Men

    Started by Grue, 29th March 2004 10:32 AM
    blenders, bright, coming, emotion, fun, good-natured, guys, handicapped, inches, kinda, lamps, lava, lucky, mascara, mature, men, parking, popcorn, remarkable, rest, run, satisfy, send, sign, snowstorms, soooooooo, spots, understanding, women, word
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,919
    Iain
    30th March 2004, 09:27 PM Go to last post

  26. True Doctor Stories

    Started by Baz, 30th March 2004 09:15 PM
    body, cab, complete, died, discovered, doctor, elderly, fifty, hoped, husband, include, instructions, jelly, kentucky, line, massive, patch, patient, patients, quickly, read, rebecca, removal, replied, stories, told, true, twenty, undress, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,413
    Baz
    30th March 2004, 09:15 PM Go to last post

  27. Phone Call

    Started by Baz, 30th March 2004 09:11 PM
    555-7039, bed, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, daddys, dead, flying, forgotten, frank, honey, jumped, mommy, phone, pool, ran, real, ring, rug, scared, screaming, shes, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, water, week, window
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,385
    Baz
    30th March 2004, 09:11 PM Go to last post

  28. Blonde again

    Started by Bob Willson, 30th March 2004 06:46 PM
    agrees, bad, blonde, boss, breaks, call, chance, check, crying, day, decides, died, horrible, hours, hysterically, judi, matter, mind, morning, mum, office, pass, received, replies, rushes, sister, sympathetically, tears, usual, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,897
    Bob Willson
    30th March 2004, 06:46 PM Go to last post

  29. Bloody Mor(m)ons!

    Started by Christopha, 29th March 2004 06:55 PM
    attack, bloody, caused, cornered, evangelist, eyes, flashed, half-hour, heart, hospital, hours, lasted, listening, mormons, over-zealous, patient, politely, recovering, repent, responded, ridiculous, sarcastically, sins, spared, thankful, tired
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,631
    Christopha
    29th March 2004, 06:55 PM Go to last post

  30. God's word

    Started by Bob Willson, 28th March 2004 03:02 PM
    20/20, abomination, admit, advice, altar, burn, canadians, confident, death, exodus, friend, glasses, god, gods, hair, laura, laws, lev, male, mine, odour, people, pleasing, radio, reading, recently, television, vision, wear, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,623
    Bob Willson
    28th March 2004, 03:02 PM Go to last post

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