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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    • Views: 124,170
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. have some fun ;)

    Started by mal_bates, 19th June 2004 04:49 AM
    flash, fun, http://relax.keyglobe.com, mood, movies
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,701
    Bob Willson
    19th June 2004, 05:14 AM Go to last post

  2. Talking German motoring terminology

    Started by DaveInOz, 16th June 2004 05:54 PM
    accident, bluddifukkinnk, cars, code, dammundblastten, der, die, dipperenderdazzlubastad, exhaust, flahttfarts, fog, fraulein, fukkit, fur, german, highway, jam, kaffenundschpitpolluter, mit, motoring, ner, puttenfootdownen, rear, schpringentester, seat, terminology, traffic, tyres, und, wipenfurarsen
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,436
    Ben from Vic.
    18th June 2004, 06:38 PM Go to last post

  3. Thumbs up Riding a dead horse

    Started by DaveInOz, 18th June 2004 02:23 PM
    bottom, contractors, contributes, dead, expected, funding, harnessing, hiring, horse, horses, included, increase, line, living-impaired, lower, lowering, overhead, performance, position, promoting, providing, reclassifying, requirements, rewriting, ride, riders, riding, speed, standards, study
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,836
    Bunyip
    18th June 2004, 03:51 PM Go to last post

  4. A tale of two muffins.

    Started by Caliban, 14th June 2004 11:32 AM
    armed, beware, boat, bondcrete, covet, equipment, guard, hmmm, home, jim, muffin, muffins, phantom, planning, ply, preferred, revenge, shalt, sharpening, silent, stands, story, sydney, tale, thief, truth, ubeaut, unpainted, waterproof, waterproofing
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,366
    Caliban
    17th June 2004, 10:24 PM Go to last post

  5. the gift

    Started by DaveInOz, 16th June 2004 05:52 PM
    bought, coming, contact, doubt, folded, friday, fur, gift, gloves, hands, hope, kiss, looked, love, night, note, p.s, pair, panties, remember, sister, smart, soiled, style, sweetheart, sweethearts, time, times, wear, wearing
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,879
    AlexS
    17th June 2004, 08:29 AM Go to last post

  6. RIP Eastie

    Started by ozwinner, 14th June 2004 10:36 AM
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    1 2
    alas, bored, cheers, concious, death, decided, eastie, finish, leaning, locked, machine, mia, nice, person, play, previously, reach, regular, rip, rolleyes, running, safety, sander, shed, shellac, sort, stated, terrible, wondering, yesterday
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 4,905
    bitingmidge
    16th June 2004, 09:39 PM Go to last post

  7. Dear Ma and Pa

    Started by silentC, 16th June 2004 11:31 AM
    boys, breakfast, brother, bulls-eye, captain, city, corps, country, dear, elmer, feet, food, home, join, kill, laughing, mailbox, marine, medals, nice, pounds, real, ride, route, sergeant, shooting, sore, till, trucks, walt
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,530
    multinut
    16th June 2004, 09:02 PM Go to last post

  8. Wink Chunnel

    Started by DaveInOz, 16th June 2004 05:37 PM
    bet, bird, boobs, chunnel, compartment, dark, darkness, dirty, englishman, enters, french, frenchman, frog, girl, granny, heard, lady, mistake, pretty, sitting, slap, slapped, smack, sod, sound, touch, touched, train, tunnel, wait
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,599
    DaveInOz
    16th June 2004, 05:37 PM Go to last post

  9. New Food Discovery

    Started by Wayne Davy, 15th June 2004 09:59 PM
    appetite, cake, called, discovered, discovery, female, food, lowers, scientists, sexual, wedding
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,772
    Wayne Davy
    15th June 2004, 11:14 PM Go to last post

  10. Cool look what i got at bunnings

    Started by Ian007, 13th June 2004 02:37 PM
    bunnings, check, fell, gmc, selling
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 3,346
    DanP
    15th June 2004, 12:09 PM Go to last post

  11. Wink What she really means leason one.

    Started by DaveInOz, 11th June 2004 11:06 AM
    ahead, argument, chance, confused, days, describe, eyebrow, eyebrows, feel, fine, leason, lie, lot, loud, means, minutes, permission, raised, sigh, signifies, soft, statement, talk, time, trouble, verbal, woman, women, word, write
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 3,129
    DPB
    12th June 2004, 09:18 PM Go to last post

  12. Collingwood unsupporters

    Started by Bob Willson, 11th June 2004 05:03 PM
    collingwood, unsupporters
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,684
    Sturdee
    12th June 2004, 06:24 PM Go to last post

  13. You just have to read the description....

    Started by Woodencrux, 11th June 2004 12:01 AM
    alan, check, comments, description, ebay, enjoy, follow, guy, item, laugh, provided, read, reading, router, selling, table
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,766
    Ben from Vic.
    12th June 2004, 02:56 PM Go to last post

  14. one for the missus

    Started by Zed, 11th June 2004 09:38 AM
    addressed, arm, attending, communication, confident, declare, essential, favourite, feeling, flower, gentlemen, gently, husbands, instance, instructor, leaned, listened, marriage, mary, missus, self-raising, seminar, tom, touched, whispered, wife, wifes, wives
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,494
    Zed
    11th June 2004, 09:38 AM Go to last post

  15. Talking A proper crap joke

    Started by Eastie, 6th June 2004 07:40 AM
    chocolate, covered, crap, dead, found, hundreds-and-thousands, ice-cream, joke, police, proper, sauce, top, topped, yesterday
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,769
    John Saxton
    9th June 2004, 12:06 AM Go to last post

  16. Cold Chilli

    Started by Bob Willson, 7th June 2004 08:41 PM
    begins, bowl, cafe, chili, chilli, coffee, cold, day, dead, eat, enters, finishing, free, gentlemen, guy, half, meal, mouse, notices, pukes, replies, sell, sits, special, takes, waitress, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,686
    Bob Willson
    7th June 2004, 08:41 PM Go to last post

  17. English language problems

    Started by Bob Willson, 7th June 2004 04:21 PM
    barely, bucking, climax, closer, cuddles, damned, ear, english, exhausted, eyes, finish, head, language, love, manages, norwegian, pause, problems, proudly, returns, screaming, short, simultaneously, smile, smiles, softly, speak, stunned, whispers, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,552
    Bob Willson
    7th June 2004, 04:21 PM Go to last post

  18. jet powered beer cooler

    Started by Big Clint, 4th June 2004 02:14 PM
    beer, cooler, jet, page, powered, web
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,732
    bitingmidge
    4th June 2004, 05:18 PM Go to last post

  19. Woodworkers do it with..........

    Started by LineLefty, 26th May 2004 04:53 PM
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    animals, assistance, bed, bus, cartoonists, couch, dark, drivers, economists, feet, firemen, gardeners, hands, hose, kicks, mechanical, models, musicians, photographers, players, psychiatrists, rhythm, soccer, strokes, taxi, technicians, town, transit, woodworkers, zoologists
    • Replies: 35
    • Views: 9,188
    John Saxton
    2nd June 2004, 11:25 PM Go to last post

  20. Talking One for Al

    Started by craigb, 2nd June 2004 10:37 AM
    500, bet, bricklayer, broker, bucks, buy, caravans, circus, correct, desk, duck, friend, listen, live, lot, microsoft, owns, pay, people, shares, stockbroker, talk, tents, towns, travelling, weekly, worth, wrong, yeah, yep
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,294
    craigb
    2nd June 2004, 04:45 PM Go to last post

  21. Why women cannot fix cars

    Started by Wayne Davy, 19th May 2004 10:08 AM
    cars, fix, speaks, women
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 3,284
    Bob Willson
    1st June 2004, 06:01 AM Go to last post

  22. Godfather's Lawyer

    Started by Bob Willson, 31st May 2004 06:29 PM
    accompanied, accountant, attorney, backyard, brown, bucks, cocks, damn, embezzled, godfather, guts, hell, hidden, interpret, interprets, interrupts, lawyer, mafia, millimeter, million, money, pistol, pull, shed, signs, suitcase, talking, temple, trigger, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,328
    Bob Willson
    31st May 2004, 06:29 PM Go to last post

  23. blocky bricky

    Started by popawisky, 29th May 2004 04:08 PM
    240, accident, approximately, barrel, blocky, bricks, bricky, building, fell, floor, form, fortunately, ground, hand, lbs, lost, lower, met, mind, pain, pile, presence, pulley, rapid, reporting, rope, slow, time, weighed, weight
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,421
    popawisky
    29th May 2004, 09:42 PM Go to last post

  24. what sex is your computer

    Started by popawisky, 29th May 2004 05:46 PM
    accessories, attention, commitment, computer, computers, data, female, follow, half, knock, long-term, lot, male, memory, model, night, obtained, paycheck, power, realize, reasons, referred, rest, retrieval, scientists, sex, solve, spending, surges, time
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,182
    AlexS
    29th May 2004, 08:12 PM Go to last post

  25. gorsky

    Started by popawisky, 29th May 2004 05:36 PM
    1995, answer, answering, armstrong, ball, bay, brought, died, door, finally, florida, friend, gorsky, heard, july, kid, luck, moon, neighbors, people, question, questions, remark, reporter, responded, sex, speech, tampa, time, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,346
    popawisky
    29th May 2004, 05:36 PM Go to last post

  26. Don't mess with women

    Started by Bob Willson, 29th May 2004 09:32 AM
    air, apartment, arrived, brought, canisters, carpets, checked, cleaned, company, curtain, day, days, dead, exterminators, finally, fresheners, gas, hung, mess, move, moving, packing, purchase, rodents, rods, set, shrimp, steam, vents, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,391
    Bob Willson
    29th May 2004, 09:32 AM Go to last post

  27. Debra or Jack

    Started by zymurgy, 29th May 2004 12:57 AM
    approached, aspirin, cooler, crap, debra, decided, decision, equally, excellent, executive, feel, finally, hard, hugely, hung-over, jack, lay, morning, narrowed, night, partying, people, qualified, quandary, replied, rid, staff, water, whichever
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,453
    zymurgy
    29th May 2004, 12:57 AM Go to last post

  28. He wants a divorce

    Started by zymurgy, 29th May 2004 12:55 AM
    110, 120, accounts, bank, boat, car, cards, concrete, continues, credit, divorce, house, husband, increases, insistently, kph, makes, married, massive, quiet, slowly, speaks, speed, starts, veering, voice, wall, wee, wheel, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,460
    zymurgy
    29th May 2004, 12:55 AM Go to last post

  29. One for the Greenies

    Started by Baz, 26th May 2004 09:05 PM
    agency, calmly, camp, demanded, department, doctor, environmental, examination, forestry, greenies, hurried, land, listened, local, logging, management, nearby, nearest, old-growth, pain, peg, protection, recreational, remove, replied, story, timber, told, tree, unperturbed
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,513
    Baz
    26th May 2004, 09:05 PM Go to last post

  30. Unhappy Before it starts

    Started by Driver, 26th May 2004 12:43 PM
    ass, beer, bloke, blows, bring, brings, chair, clean, cook, day, expect, fat, favourite, finished, flop, home, iron, puzzled, quick, realize, run, sighs, sits, slave, start, started, starts, time, wash, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,487
    Driver
    26th May 2004, 12:43 PM Go to last post

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