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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,889
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Because I am a man

    Started by Driver, 16th July 2004 01:07 PM
    answer, applies, beer, calculator, calls, car, cars, cooking, cumin, engineers, equally, fine, football, hand, holding, housework, laundry, man, misplaced, miss, mother, pick, sex, survive, talk, thinking, time, visit, watch, wearing
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,358
    scooter
    17th July 2004, 12:40 PM Go to last post

  2. One for the ... er.... umm.... err.... someone!

    Started by Christopha, 16th July 2004 10:10 PM
    chews, complaining, doc, doctor, dress, err, fella, hmmmm, hmmmmmm, instructs, lot, masturbate, pain, pauses, pen, quick, replies, seat, shyly, tweeds, umm, urination, whip
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,255
    Christopha
    16th July 2004, 10:10 PM Go to last post

  3. Managerium.

    Started by macca2, 13th July 2004 02:32 PM
    assistant, circles, decay, electrons, element, exchange, half-life, heaviest, held, institutes, junior, leading, managerium, means, molecules, morons, neutron, neutrons, nucleus, particles, protons, reorganization, reviews, round, science, series, time, tiny, vice-, vice-neutrons
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,852
    echnidna
    13th July 2004, 11:20 PM Go to last post

  4. Turner Brown

    Started by Bob Willson, 3rd July 2004 06:48 PM
    350, answers, brings, brown, curious, dead, dude, elevator, excuse, faints, falls, feet, figured, floor, god, guy, huge, inch, kneels, lbs, penis, questions, standing, staring, tall, testicles, turner, voice, weak, weigh
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,693
    Ian007
    13th July 2004, 10:17 PM Go to last post

  5. Bunnings!

    Started by Shane Watson, 5th July 2004 09:55 PM
    account, admiration, bank, builders, building, bunnings, clerk, construction, crew, day, door, envelope, girl, goodness, gracious, home, house, money, mother, packet, pay, received, replied, savings, start, story, suggested, useless, week, words
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,359
    Ian007
    12th July 2004, 11:45 PM Go to last post

  6. Doctor's Office

    Started by silentC, 12th July 2004 10:27 AM
    86-year-old, advice, answer, approached, approvingly, crowded, dick, discussed, doctor, doctors, ear, embarrass, irritated, knowing, minutes, nodded, office, people, private, re-entered, receptionist, replied, sir, smiled, smugly, stated, told, waited, walked, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,509
    zymurgy
    12th July 2004, 11:57 AM Go to last post

  7. An engineer dies and reports to hell....

    Started by Wayne Davy, 9th July 2004 09:36 PM
    air, answers, building, calls, conditioning, designing, dies, engineer, escalators, flush, god, hell, keeping, laughs, lawyer, mistake, pretty, replies, reports, satan, send, sneer, staff, starts, sue, telephone, there;, toilets, uproariously, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,716
    Wayne Davy
    9th July 2004, 09:36 PM Go to last post

  8. Our Johnny..

    Started by Kev Y., 9th July 2004 08:27 PM
    account, beloved, bonsai, bush, heard, howard, johnny, kev, minister, nick, prime, rolleyes
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,253
    Grunt
    9th July 2004, 08:33 PM Go to last post

  9. Have a go, I failed!

    Started by Iain, 7th July 2004 06:46 PM
    192231, 2004, alzheimer, alzheimers, apr, brain, clever, count, counts, crazy, date, drives, failed, files, finished, friends-it, genius, incredible, joke, normal, process, rare, re-, read, reasoning, send, sult, test-, text, wrong
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 8,665
    RETIRED
    9th July 2004, 04:42 PM Go to last post

  10. The new shoes

    Started by Bob Willson, 9th July 2004 04:38 PM
    admiring, bocceli, day, giorgio, leather, pair, passes, shoe, shoes, shoes., stops, store, walks, window
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,376
    Bob Willson
    9th July 2004, 04:38 PM Go to last post

  11. Philosophy

    Started by Bob Willson, 3rd July 2004 06:42 PM
    70%, america, andy, black, born, college, countries, english, entertainment, european-american, fund, girls, grandfather, hate, hotel, interpretations, killer, magazine, makes, miss, people, philosophy, pity, political, rooney, scouts, stop, television, united, white
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 3,281
    ozwinner
    7th July 2004, 06:53 PM Go to last post

  12. Everyone knows Neil!

    Started by DaveInOz, 25th June 2004 02:03 PM
    assembled, attack, balcony, catch, christopha, christophas, clinton, cruise, cruises, eye, fly, folks, friend, heart, house, leave, masses, neil, paramedics, poland, pope, popes, replies, rome, square, surrounded, time, tom, vatican, white
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,235
    Christopha
    7th July 2004, 03:51 PM Go to last post

  13. Osama Memo

    Started by Big Clint, 7th July 2004 12:33 PM
    bega, bin, cave, chickens, concerned, donkey, donkeys, dust, edge, fighters, food, funny, lie, love, memo, mountain, oii, osama, ossy, qaeda, recently, relieving, ride, sixth, strictly, subject, toilet, wall, whilst, wrote
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,319
    Big Clint
    7th July 2004, 12:33 PM Go to last post

  14. Lawyers

    Started by Barry_White, 6th July 2004 07:54 PM
    attorney, building, change, clothes, complex, court, daily, description, duties, fellow, lawyers, life, lock, locker, matching, observed, offender, officer, officers, person, police, preparation, provided, running, scene, share, sir, subsequently, trust, walk
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,621
    AlexS
    6th July 2004, 09:49 PM Go to last post

  15. Smile some more fun

    Started by Ian007, 3rd July 2004 05:41 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    3you, 4keep, 5remember, bit, brand, cheers, clean, fair, fun, ian, inch, included, jigs, list, listed, listing, lot, night, plane, post, remember, robbo, saves, sit, stuff, table, telling, times, tool, tools
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 4,979
    Zed
    6th July 2004, 08:53 AM Go to last post

  16. Are pit bulls really that bad?

    Started by outback, 5th July 2004 09:40 PM
    answered, approached, approaching, attacked, bad, biker, black, borrow, bulls, disturb, dog, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, join, killed, law, moment, mother, nearby, passed, pit, poignant, queue, replied, silence, thoughtful, walking, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,327
    outback
    5th July 2004, 09:40 PM Go to last post

  17. Riddle / question

    Started by DaveInOz, 1st July 2004 02:36 PM
    $10, $27, $29, $30, answer, bell, bill, boy, boys, brings, cost, day, discount, divide, dollar, guy, guys, hands, hotel, manager, payed, pocket, pulls, question, return, riddle, stay, times, walk, warning
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,416
    echnidna
    2nd July 2004, 07:53 PM Go to last post

  18. New game

    Started by Wayne Davy, 1st July 2004 12:10 AM
    classic, game
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,968
    Kev Y.
    2nd July 2004, 06:40 PM Go to last post

  19. Revenge

    Started by vsquizz, 24th June 2004 10:24 PM
    bed, borne, cut, dragged, eye, fire, fury, gleam, hacksaw, hand, handle, home, husband, husbands, penis, picked, removed, revenge, screamed, setting, shed, stop, strength, super-human, terrified, time, vice, wife, woman, yard
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 3,646
    vsquizz
    2nd July 2004, 02:02 AM Go to last post

  20. Homemade flamethrower

    Started by Big Clint, 30th June 2004 04:59 PM
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    1 2
    flamethrower, forum, homemade, jigs, link, necessarily, post, tools
    • Replies: 29
    • Views: 5,443
    silentC
    2nd July 2004, 01:20 AM Go to last post

  21. Irish Virus

    Started by Ben from Vic., 1st July 2004 01:18 PM
    enjoy, irish, virus
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,593
    Wayne Davy
    1st July 2004, 02:47 PM Go to last post

  22. Choose your poison

    Started by silentC, 30th June 2004 05:45 PM
    airborne, attendant, brazen, choice, choose, disgust,, drink, flight, handed, home, irishman, lips, liquor, plane, poison, pompous, priest, quickly, r@ped, replied, rocks, savagely, scotch, seated, taken., touch, tray, wh0res
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,468
    silentC
    30th June 2004, 05:45 PM Go to last post

  23. Some clever PAINT jobs

    Started by gatiep, 29th June 2004 05:20 PM
    clever, ejoy, jobs, paint
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,736
    Ben from Vic.
    29th June 2004, 05:25 PM Go to last post

  24. Red face Fishing Tackle

    Started by gatiep, 29th June 2004 05:24 PM
    $199.00, $254.50, accidentally, bends, blind, breaks, card, clerk, counter, credit, drops, embarrassed, farted, fishing, floor, glasses, maam, pick, purse, realises, rebel, reel, replies, rod, sale, sports, standing, tackle, wind, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,777
    gatiep
    29th June 2004, 05:24 PM Go to last post

  25. The rules of life (Anonimous)

    Started by Marc, 27th June 2004 06:18 PM
    anonimous, bad, battles, bedpan, breathing, chance, congratulations, day, empty, family, finally, friends, learn, life, living, matter, miserable, month, nice, opportunity, pass, pee, person, pick, relationship, revenge, rules, tape, wd-40, week
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,603
    Kev Y.
    28th June 2004, 09:54 AM Go to last post

  26. Biggest C-clamp in the world

    Started by Wongo, 21st June 2004 01:11 PM
    biggest, c-clamp, cclamp, world
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,753
    soundman
    28th June 2004, 12:15 AM Go to last post

  27. Ten Husbands

    Started by himzol, 17th June 2004 01:21 PM
    administration;, basic, collector;, deliver, design, engineer;, excited, finance, god, gonna, husband, husbands, implement, job, marketing;, married, method, miss, position, process, product, psychiatrist;, research, screwed, services;, state-of-the-art, tax, ten, time, understood
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,044
    Grunt
    27th June 2004, 04:43 AM Go to last post

  28. Red face Painting the Temple...

    Started by DaveInOz, 25th June 2004 01:45 PM
    appeared, business, check, cloud, decided, disbelief, drenched, half, hand, heaven, hit, lightning, local, money, paint, painting, rabbi, rain, repaint, running, start, started, stood, suddenly, synagogue, temple, thin, thunder, voice, wonderful
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,387
    Bob Willson
    25th June 2004, 06:38 PM Go to last post

  29. Oops!

    Started by fxst, 19th June 2004 11:11 PM
    angel, anger, appeared, beatings, bin, continued, declaration, evil, heaven, independence, inspiration, james, john, laden, monroe, muslim, oops, osama, pain, pen, proceeded, promised, provided, replied, rudolph, thrashings, told, virginians, waiting, wept
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,316
    fxst
    19th June 2004, 11:11 PM Go to last post

  30. German Aviation Terminology

    Started by Red neck, 19th June 2004 09:31 PM
    airfloggenfan, airline, aviation, bankenyanken, das, der, dumbkopfs, earthen, engine---der, est, fliegen, fliegenwagen, flightenlevels, german, grosse, jet, mach, mit, overgrossen, overpaiden, pilot---das, pilot---der, pushenpullen, tailschwingen, terminology, translations, transport, und, ven, werker
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,358
    Red neck
    19th June 2004, 09:31 PM Go to last post

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