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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 87,182
    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 126,048
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,890
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Talking Birth

    Started by stephenmeddings, 28th July 2004 09:56 AM
    arms, bar, bartender, begs, birth, boy, breath, chant, chaos, dad, deep, drink, falls, father, hands, hate, head, legs, patrons, pop, pops, quit, reaches, ready, son, swoooop, takes, tearfully, tipsy, torso
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,713
    Iain
    30th July 2004, 07:58 PM Go to last post

  2. Chinese watersports

    Started by Christopha, 28th July 2004 11:32 PM
    chinese, watersports
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,174
    Christopha
    28th July 2004, 11:32 PM Go to last post

  3. Tricks on apprentices

    Started by Oldblock, 15th October 2003 02:19 PM
    4 Pages •
    1 2 3 4
    add, appreciative, apprentices, bubble, collecting, day, debt, examples, forever, forum, grateful, guys, happenned, happy, indescribably, instructions, level, played, ray, read, sign, spirit, store, time, tricks, wait, weight
    • Replies: 46
    • Views: 14,455
    Neo
    27th July 2004, 03:21 PM Go to last post

  4. I see the light

    Started by Bob Willson, 23rd July 2004 02:04 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    aforementioned, beginning, bulb, clockwise, consistent, direction, door, elevation, failure, fourth, front, illumination, installation, lawyer, lawyers, light, manner, means, non-negotiable, north, occur, option, parties, party, perform, receptacle, step, steps, structural, transaction
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 6,713
    Geoff Dean
    26th July 2004, 06:02 PM Go to last post

  5. Friendship Prayer

    Started by stephenmeddings, 23rd July 2004 04:28 PM
    enjoy, friendship, prayer
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,620
    popawisky
    26th July 2004, 01:00 AM Go to last post

  6. Worlds most dangerous creature.

    Started by outback, 23rd July 2004 12:48 PM
    1st, creature, cursor, dangerous, incredible, mouse, move, picture, shark, stand, water, wet, worlds
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,550
    outback
    24th July 2004, 09:35 AM Go to last post

  7. Moods

    Started by Baz, 23rd July 2004 09:04 PM
    bad, bought, boyfriend, buy, day, diamond, forehead, green, happy, hell, leaves, mark, monitor, mood, moods, red, ring, swings, time
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,462
    Ben from Vic.
    23rd July 2004, 10:06 PM Go to last post

  8. The River

    Started by Baz, 23rd July 2004 09:05 PM
    ahead, arms, bridge, checked, cross, god, handle, hiked, hundred, intelligence, laugh, legs, map, maps, poof, prayed, raging, read, river, send, stream, strength, strong, tools, violent, walked, witnessing, woman, women, yards
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,606
    Baz
    23rd July 2004, 09:05 PM Go to last post

  9. Heaven

    Started by Baz, 23rd July 2004 09:03 PM
    ago, bran, buffet, cuisines, eat, exasperation, fat, fault, fit, free, golf, health, heaven, house, laid, lavish, low, lunch, muffins, peter, replied, rld, shrieking, stomping, ten, throwing, understand, wife, wifeand, wildly
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,793
    Baz
    23rd July 2004, 09:03 PM Go to last post

  10. Flirting

    Started by Baz, 23rd July 2004 09:02 PM
    bed, behaviour, brown, cars, costume, dance, devoted, explanation, flirting, home, husband, intercourse, midnight, night, outrageous, party, passionate, playing, poker, reading, replied, seat, sitting, slipped, time, unashamed, unmasking, wearing, wife, wondering
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,212
    Baz
    23rd July 2004, 09:02 PM Go to last post

  11. The brass rat

    Started by Bob Willson, 23rd July 2004 05:08 PM
    $10, ah-ha, awhile, brass, brought, chose, counter, curio, decided, drowned, lawyers, left, nope, noticing, proprietor, rat, rats, returned, shopping, shortly, started, store, story, street, walk, walked, walking, water, wharf
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,016
    Gumby
    23rd July 2004, 08:06 PM Go to last post

  12. ...............

    Started by Christopha, 21st July 2004 11:49 PM
    $10, $100, 12-year-old, answered, bag, bloody, bought, boy, car, dad, day, driver, flamin, ford, listen, live, lollies, offered, pulled, quizzed, replied, rolling, screamed, sigh, slowly, street, stuffed, walking, window, wound
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,644
    Geoff Dean
    23rd July 2004, 08:01 AM Go to last post

  13. This just in...

    Started by craigb, 22nd July 2004 11:32 AM
    eek
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,298
    ozwinner
    22nd July 2004, 09:18 PM Go to last post

  14. Corporate Terms and Their Meanings

    Started by Barry_White, 19th July 2004 02:00 PM
    analytical, blind, buck, corporate, delayed, delegate, discussion, extreme, flaming, forecast, forgotten, frank, guess, meanings, panic, pass, pending, projection, row, terms, urgency
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,383
    jackiew
    22nd July 2004, 07:08 PM Go to last post

  15. Talking Sofa King

    Started by BigPop, 22nd July 2004 03:05 PM
    king, sofa
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,388
    fxst
    22nd July 2004, 06:18 PM Go to last post

  16. Blowfly

    Started by DaveInOz, 22nd July 2004 11:55 AM
    arts, blowfly, digital, festival, finally, image, leave, load, mouse, nose, page, pass, phillips, prize, times, wait, web, website, won
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,505
    Sturdee
    22nd July 2004, 06:04 PM Go to last post

  17. Source for Velostat

    Started by silentC, 21st July 2004 03:32 PM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    australia, source, velostat 1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 35
    • Views: 8,056
    Driver
    22nd July 2004, 04:31 PM Go to last post

  18. Irish Toast

    Started by silentC, 21st July 2004 04:13 PM
    asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, church, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pub, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, wife, won
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,629
    Driver
    21st July 2004, 07:54 PM Go to last post

  19. A Timed Test

    Started by Barry_White, 19th July 2004 01:40 PM
    1&2, 156, bottom, carefully, circle, corner, directions, draw, empty, finished, hand, hear, left, loudly, multiply, paper, print, reading, rectangle, sentence, space, speak, test, timed, top, upper, word, write, “corner”, “x”
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,568
    Barry_White
    20th July 2004, 11:46 PM Go to last post

  20. Please be advised: Toilet Humour

    Started by TOMARTOM, 19th July 2004 09:20 PM
    accompanied, advised, astaire, bathroom, camo-cough, closet, diarrhea, escapee, farts, forcing, happen, hear, humour, makes, poo, pooer, pooing, pretend, remain, smell, stall, taking, ted, toilet, uncomfortable, urinal, walk, water, watermelon
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,806
    WISE
    20th July 2004, 11:14 PM Go to last post

  21. Gardening tip

    Started by Christopha, 20th July 2004 05:46 PM
    air, atop, boom, college, drives, dynamite, empty, farm, fuse, gardening, gradjyate, hardware, hole, home, house, lights, neighbor, outhouse, picks, poop, shooting, short, spreading, stick, sticks, store, sudden, tells, tip, youngn
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,855
    Christopha
    20th July 2004, 06:07 PM Go to last post

  22. New Car

    Started by Geoff Dean, 20th July 2004 03:31 PM
    acting, air, bends, car, day, escapes, farted, feel, fine, forward, gonna, greets, happened, hear, leather, lovely, madame, maintain, pleasantly, price, replies, sir, smile, smiles, smiling, sophistication, touching, upholstery, vehicle, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,219
    Geoff Dean
    20th July 2004, 03:31 PM Go to last post

  23. WANKwords

    Started by Bob Willson, 20th July 2004 04:55 AM
    asleep, change, falling, meetings, that., wankwords
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,973
    Barry_White
    20th July 2004, 02:56 PM Go to last post

  24. Talking Actual responses to problems

    Started by TOMARTOM, 19th July 2004 09:06 PM
    actual, aircraft, auto-land, bugs, cockpit, dme, engine, engineers, evidence, hammer, iff, inoperative, inside, installed, left, logged, main, maintenance, midget, mode, problems, qantas, radar, responses, solution, suspect, target, tyre, volume, windshield
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,071
    bob w
    20th July 2004, 01:48 AM Go to last post

  25. Hardware Problems at home?

    Started by Geoff Dean, 19th July 2004 01:13 PM
    1.0, 2.0, 7.0, applications, attempting, crash, de-install, dear, designed, desk, girlfriend, hardware, home, install, installed, joe, manual, operating, problems, program, purge, run, saturday, secretary, skirt, software, support, system, thinking, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,877
    Gumby
    19th July 2004, 02:04 PM Go to last post

  26. Ed Zachary Disease

    Started by Geoff Dean, 19th July 2004 01:17 PM
    afraid, anxiously, bad, chang, craw, dat, dates, disease, eye, fass, god, haf, head, instructed, looked, probrem, reery, replied, rike, rook, sex, shook, slowly, therapist, time, vely, woman, worried, worse, zachary
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,860
    Geoff Dean
    19th July 2004, 01:17 PM Go to last post

  27. Corporate Lessons

    Started by Geoff Dean, 19th July 2004 01:11 PM
    129, bob, branch, clerk, corporate, crow, day, door, driving, dung, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, looked, lunch, manager, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, shower, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,374
    Geoff Dean
    19th July 2004, 01:11 PM Go to last post

  28. Brain Cramps

    Started by BigPop, 17th July 2004 11:48 PM
    air, brain, clinton, colonel, cramps, death, exclude, federal, football, forever, genius, gerald, gore, heart, instructor, live, love, miss, necessarily, nfl, night, people, president, quarterback, rotc, types, u.s, vice, washington, wellman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,006
    ozwinner
    18th July 2004, 04:58 PM Go to last post

  29. An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman

    Started by bob w, 17th July 2004 10:25 PM
    accepts, ale, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, drinks, englishman, englishmans, finishing, god, guiness, hand, irishman, jesus, mate, miracle, newcastle, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking, whispers
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,041
    bob w
    17th July 2004, 10:25 PM Go to last post

  30. "2004" Nearly Nude Police Officers' calendar.

    Started by BigPop, 17th July 2004 01:49 AM
    2004, all-female, all-male, brighten, calendar, calendars, click, day, female, frontal, male, menu, nude, nudity, officer, officers, peace, pics, police, sale, select, site, sound, totally, version, versions, view
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 3,234
    stephenmeddings
    17th July 2004, 05:43 PM Go to last post

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