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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Lizard story.........

    Started by Christopha, 14th August 2004 06:45 PM
    agreed, babies, bert, boy, breathe, cage, cameron, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, peered, privately, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,460
    Ian007
    16th August 2004, 03:04 PM Go to last post

  2. Tragedy

    Started by Christopha, 12th August 2004 07:30 PM
    accident, aircraft, blown, boy, carrying, children, conducting, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, fire, friendly, hand, latham, lead, loss, mark, missile, politician, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, stood, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,990
    Caliban
    15th August 2004, 09:39 PM Go to last post

  3. Post Turtle

    Started by Christopha, 15th August 2004 06:52 PM
    80-year-old, balanced, belong, bugger, cattle, caught, cocky, continued, cow, doctor, doctors, dumb, explain, fence, gate, grizzled, hand, hurts, laceration, lathams, mark, meant, poor, post, puzzled, queensland, suturing, talking, top, turtle
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,014
    Christopha
    15th August 2004, 06:52 PM Go to last post

  4. Flash movie with President Bush

    Started by zymurgy, 14th August 2004 10:28 PM
    bush, darn, download, flash, funny, largish, movie, president
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,420
    zymurgy
    14th August 2004, 10:28 PM Go to last post

  5. Name that Film.

    Started by Grunt, 14th August 2004 08:52 PM
    amused, cold, download, file, film, namethatfilm1.xls, night, sheet, spelling, spread, winters
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,762
    Grunt
    14th August 2004, 08:52 PM Go to last post

  6. At least I was amused.

    Started by Grunt, 11th August 2004 06:02 PM
    amused, grunt
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,523
    Iain
    14th August 2004, 03:21 PM Go to last post

  7. Bugger! and its our birfdee week too!

    Started by Christopha, 13th August 2004 04:19 PM
    birfdee, bowling, boy, bugger, cab, club, dance, daniels, door, furious, grabs, jack, lap, mick, mickey, micks, mistaken, picked, purse, real, screaming, slam, spots, storms, stripper, tonight, top, usual, week, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,577
    Caliban
    13th August 2004, 09:40 PM Go to last post

  8. Democracy

    Started by Christopha, 11th August 2004 08:08 PM
    abc, ant, ants, calls, cold, dances, democracy, fed, food, fool, government, grasshopper, grasshoppers, hard, heat, home, house, laughs, laying, live, pay, retroactive, shivering, sho, summer, taxes, version, warm, winter, withering
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,410
    outback
    13th August 2004, 07:57 PM Go to last post

  9. For the drinker

    Started by Darrell, 13th August 2004 07:46 PM
    click, control, drinker, left, mouse, start
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,357
    Darrell
    13th August 2004, 07:46 PM Go to last post

  10. Cool Letter to my friend:

    Started by Munchkin, 12th August 2004 07:03 PM
    acned-up, alcohol, appealing, bad, beer, belly, breath, cheese, chilli, completely, continue, crooked, day, debauchery, disgusting, evenings, fan, friend, friendship, hangover, immobility, letter, morning, p.m, pictures, public, review, stop, teeth, worn
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,517
    Munchkin
    12th August 2004, 07:03 PM Go to last post

  11. Talking From a strictly mathematical viewpoint

    Started by Munchkin, 12th August 2004 06:56 PM
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7, 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5, 100%, 103%, 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5, 118%, 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20, 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11, 96%, 98%, a-s-s-k-i-s-s-i-n-g, a-t-t-i-t-u-d-e, achieving, ass, attitude, b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t, certainty, close, conclude, h-a-r-d-w-o-r-k, hard, k-n-o-w-l-e-d-g-e, kissing, knowledge, makes, mathematical, strictly, top, viewpoint
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,221
    Munchkin
    12th August 2004, 06:56 PM Go to last post

  12. Mind reader

    Started by Bob Willson, 12th August 2004 04:47 PM
    asshole, blue, clean--, cop, copper, driver, gonna, guy, guys, head, license, license--hes, mate, miles, mind, nightstick, passenger, reader, replies, road, rolls, smacks, taps, true, walks, whack, whatd, window, wouldve
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,468
    Bob Willson
    12th August 2004, 04:47 PM Go to last post

  13. Exclamation Spot the differences...WARNING: BLOODY SCARY!!

    Started by arose62, 28th July 2004 12:54 PM
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    1 2
    background, bloody, carefully, difference, differences, differenceswarning, music, scary, spot, volume, warning
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 24,421
    Ian007
    12th August 2004, 12:39 AM Go to last post

  14. You Wish

    Started by Ian007, 11th August 2004 03:46 PM
    200, a.m, afternoon, bench, biscuits, coffee, crying, dessert, dinner, eyes, favorite, gourmet, ground, half, homemade, live, love, lunch, makes, meal, morning, park, remember, sobbing, soup, special, stopped, toys, wine, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,342
    Ian007
    11th August 2004, 03:46 PM Go to last post

  15. Why I wouldn't swap jobs with my wife

    Started by DaveInOz, 6th August 2004 04:37 PM
    answered, bewildered, clothes, day, door, eek, food, found, front, happened, headed, home, house, jobs, looked, pile, piles, pyjamas, quickly, sand, smiled, spilled, spread, stairs, stepping, strewn, swap, toys, wife, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,786
    bob w
    10th August 2004, 12:02 AM Go to last post

  16. One for the Ladies.

    Started by Ben from Vic., 9th August 2004 09:57 PM
    bit, feeling, ladies, lonely, night, pillow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,376
    Ben from Vic.
    9th August 2004, 09:57 PM Go to last post

  17. Naughty Words

    Started by Dendot, 9th August 2004 06:18 PM
    bad, close, ear, girl, harse, headmaster, language, laugh-, leant, magazine, naughty, read, story, u.k, whispered, word, words
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,379
    Dendot
    9th August 2004, 06:18 PM Go to last post

  18. 2004

    Started by Iain, 8th August 2004 09:16 AM
    2004, accidentally, bottom, busy, cell, check, coffee, commercial, creen, desk, e-mail, family, forward, friends, home, house, laughing, leaving, life, line, list, message, nodding, notice, panic, phone, scrolled, television, website, worse
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,256
    Ivan in Oz
    8th August 2004, 09:39 AM Go to last post

  19. Exterminate!

    Started by Iain, 7th August 2004 03:35 PM
    air, aircon, exterminate, popped, remote, searching, web, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,103
    Iain
    7th August 2004, 03:35 PM Go to last post

  20. Script with blatant innuendo

    Started by simon c, 6th August 2004 02:24 PM
    balls, banging, blatant, bungle, bungles, camera, enter, freddy, friend, geoffrey, george, hear, innuendo, instrument, jane, night, peg, play, playing, pluck, plucking, rainbow, rod, script, skin, stick, studio, twanger, twangers, zippy
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,925
    Iain
    6th August 2004, 07:03 PM Go to last post

  21. Cool I've lost my dad

    Started by DaveInOz, 6th August 2004 05:10 PM
    beer, boy, cool, dad, lost, policeman, replied, son, women, woodwork
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,931
    DaveInOz
    6th August 2004, 05:10 PM Go to last post

  22. Could you rephrase this

    Started by DavidG, 1st August 2004 09:33 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    articles, auriferous, caloric, carbonaceous, chores, conflagration, coruscate, crusty, dedication, effluence, excessive, exclusive, fruitless, geomorphic, growths, individuals, interdicted, ligneous, male, material, mendicants, missiles, omnifarious, originate, rephrase, resplendence, scintillate, sorting, vapors, visible
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 5,045
    RETIRED
    3rd August 2004, 07:39 PM Go to last post

  23. New car radio

    Started by Iain, 2nd August 2004 06:37 PM
    car, causing, children, country, enjoying, front, jackson, kids, michael, music, playing, plays, radio, ran, recognition, rock, roll, shout, songs, soul, started, station, swerve, technology, voice, yelled, yesterday
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,137
    Barry_White
    3rd August 2004, 12:12 PM Go to last post

  24. Don't have your mouth full when you look at this.

    Started by Robert WA, 1st August 2004 10:09 PM
    mouth
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,892
    Dirty Den
    2nd August 2004, 09:00 AM Go to last post

  25. First time sex

    Started by Bob Willson, 2nd August 2004 05:09 AM
    beer, beers, bit, boy, bum, dad, dads, eyes, home, light, mind, proud, school, sex, sit, son, sore, stand, takes, teachers, tells, time, virgin
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,453
    Bob Willson
    2nd August 2004, 05:09 AM Go to last post

  26. Unhappy shmbo

    Started by popawisky, 26th July 2004 01:14 AM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    chain, coming, confused, kitchen, nag, shmbo, wife, wrong
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 5,118
    Caliban
    1st August 2004, 08:51 PM Go to last post

  27. blonde joke No.4,657

    Started by Christopha, 30th July 2004 05:35 PM
    657, attempts, barry, blonde, boy, entangled, finally, foot, fortune, frail, giving, grip, ground, head, hooves, horse, horses, joke, kmart, leap, mercy, moments, no4, pounding, safety, stirrup, throw, trolley, unconsciousness, unplugs
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,083
    Baz
    1st August 2004, 04:24 PM Go to last post

  28. Smile Digital Clock

    Started by Munchkin, 31st July 2004 04:32 PM
    afriad, cheers, clever, clock, differant, digital, john, joke, site, web
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,378
    Munchkin
    31st July 2004, 04:32 PM Go to last post

  29. How to speak Kiwi

    Started by bob w, 31st July 2004 12:00 AM
    attached, bob, eek, fairly, file, hope, kiwi, laugh, speak
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,439
    bob w
    31st July 2004, 12:00 AM Go to last post

  30. Sad story

    Started by Christopha, 30th July 2004 05:37 PM
    ambulance, answered, beer, bet, building, buster, carrying, carton, dead, door, falls, guys, husband, instantly, killed, lady, macca, missus, muz, muzzas, muzza`s, project, rise, sad, story, takes, told, unbelievable, wanna, widow
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,914
    craigb
    30th July 2004, 10:46 PM Go to last post

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