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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 124,346
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Cool Who's Deaf?

    Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:19 AM
    10ft, 20ft, 40ft, 4th, deaf, dinner, doctor, hear, hearing, home, husband, losing, minutes, question, ready, replies, response, starts, test, time, wife, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,177
    Kev Y.
    13th September 2004, 12:19 AM Go to last post

  2. Talking W.H.O. ALERT - BARS Virus

    Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:04 AM
    alert, balance, bars, beer, bet, clothing, congregate, cross-eyed, disease, divorce, fred, headaches, hey, identified, include, incoherently, loss, memory, people, shouting, speak, symptoms, uncontrollable, urge, victim, victims, virginity, virus, vomiting, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,552
    Kev Y.
    13th September 2004, 12:04 AM Go to last post

  3. Cool The run of the forest

    Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:00 AM
    answers, beat, coke, ecstasy, elephant, f@#$r, feel, forest, friend, giraffe, health, horror, hours, idiot, joint, lion, makes, pretty, rabbit, razor, rolling, run, running, starts, stumbles, sunny, time, tosses, watch
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,926
    Kev Y.
    13th September 2004, 12:00 AM Go to last post

  4. Effing Volvo drivers

    Started by Christopha, 8th September 2004 03:55 PM
    dear, drivers, effing, home, late, night, volvo, wifey
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,576
    Kev Y.
    11th September 2004, 08:56 PM Go to last post

  5. Attempted Joke

    Started by Kris.Parker1, 11th September 2004 04:42 PM
    ahem, attempt, attempted, break, comic, compose, door, handle, har, hey, humour, joke, jokes, knob, lousy, pretty, stand
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,714
    Kris.Parker1
    11th September 2004, 04:42 PM Go to last post

  6. WARNING! Paris Hilton, full frontal!

    Started by Christopha, 10th September 2004 11:56 AM
    cop, frontal, hilton, lot, paris, warning, youse
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 3,103
    Sir Stinkalot
    11th September 2004, 04:11 PM Go to last post

  7. Tommy Cooper one liners

    Started by simon c, 10th September 2004 01:32 PM
    arm, bloke, brother, buy, car, colin, complimented, cooper, cricket, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, driving, guy, hows, hurt, left, liners, nice, note, parking, people, round, start, tommy, vet, walked, windscreen
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,004
    Driver
    11th September 2004, 03:43 PM Go to last post

  8. He Who Drinks Australian....

    Started by gemi_babe, 11th September 2004 12:59 AM
    $200, 6th, amazing, astonished, attention, australia, australian, cameo, cash, corner, drinks, father, fosters, glen, guy, iris, jill, live, melbourne, night, parents, pay, replies, sex, shake, sits, street, suburb, unbelievable
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,550
    gemi_babe
    11th September 2004, 12:59 AM Go to last post

  9. The oirish agin!

    Started by Christopha, 9th September 2004 07:09 PM
    3rd, agin, ahhh, bar, buy, drink, drinks, dublin, englishman, exceptional, food, foot, hame, happen, home, house, irishman, laid, moment, nuttin, odriscolls, oirish, personally, prefer, pubs, scotsman, set, sister, upstairs, yken
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,491
    Christopha
    10th September 2004, 12:24 AM Go to last post

  10. Olympic Top Nine

    Started by vsquizz, 9th September 2004 10:22 PM
    analyst, andy, balls, basketball, boxing, british, ceremony, commentator, dicks, dribbles, expect, field, final, god, ioc, kisses, lot, medal, mother, nice, olympic, opposition, playing, reasons, round, rowing, soccer, tennis, top, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,399
    Sturdee
    9th September 2004, 11:25 PM Go to last post

  11. Reasons to love Sydney

    Started by craigb, 8th September 2004 10:52 AM
    beans, body, car, coffee, difference, donor, ethiopian, grown, home, love, machine, mothers, move, night, opinion, parking, piercings, reasons, space, spend, sperm, strong, sumatran, sydney, taste, taxi, tears, vegetables, visible, week
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,341
    PaulS
    9th September 2004, 11:44 AM Go to last post

  12. Olympic moments

    Started by Ian007, 7th September 2004 07:13 PM
    analyst, andy, balls, basketball, boxing, ceremony, commentator, crew, dicks, dribbles, expect, field, final, hugging, kisses, lot, medal, moments, mother, nice, olympic, opposition, playing, reasons, round, rowing, soccer, takes, tennis, wife
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,925
    Ian007
    9th September 2004, 10:28 AM Go to last post

  13. Diets

    Started by Christopha, 7th September 2004 01:52 PM
    americans, amounts, attacks, australians, beer, british, cabbage, canadians, conclusion, diets, drink, eat, english, fat, fewer, germans, heart, heartattacks, italians, japanese, lot, lots, red, rolls, sausages, speaking, suffer, ukrainians, vodka, wine
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,378
    BigPop
    8th September 2004, 09:26 AM Go to last post

  14. He was winning until they started chanting his name

    Started by craigb, 7th September 2004 01:41 PM
    chanting, eek, started, winning
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,222
    Ben from Vic.
    7th September 2004, 06:12 PM Go to last post

  15. Martian Lovemaking

    Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 07:09 PM
    accomplished, baby, basket, born, child, controls, earth, expedition, eyebrow, gasped, gathered, humans, issue, johnson, leader, lovemaking, mars, martian, martians, miss, months, panel, pleased, quizzical, raised, redressing, sex, slid, view, wall
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,344
    Kev Y.
    5th September 2004, 07:09 PM Go to last post

  16. A GUIDE TO SEX FOR COMPLETE IDIOTS (part 1)

    Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 07:06 PM
    80%, abstinence, bad, circumcision, complete, complex, condom, girlfriends, god, greek, guide, herpes, idiots, kinky, line, major, oedipus, oral, pain, pay, physical, position, potential, severe, sex, sight, speed, suffer, talking, virtue
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,091
    Kev Y.
    5th September 2004, 07:06 PM Go to last post

  17. a dogs life

    Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 06:51 PM
    animal, answer, boss, business, customer, dog, dogs, dropped, emptying, exclaimed, hell, imagination, incredible, job, life, looked, office, phone, playing, pleaded, prize, salesman, soul, stared, surprised, talk, tricks, wastebaskets, wondering
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,876
    Kev Y.
    5th September 2004, 06:51 PM Go to last post

  18. Cool LAst Rites

    Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 05:46 PM
    age, agrees, avenue, brings, catholic, checks, church, comfort, crowd, dying, friday, gasps, gathers, injured, kneels, lay, leans, listen, litany, living, marys, night, octogenarian, policeman, priest, rites, sidewalk, solemn, spectators, voice
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,662
    Kev Y.
    5th September 2004, 05:46 PM Go to last post

  19. woodies! No :(

    Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:32 AM
    bar, dad, drunk, home, insult, listens, mother, porn, quiet, screams, sitting, slept, starts, stool, woodies, woody, yells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,637
    Christopha
    4th September 2004, 12:32 AM Go to last post

  20. Ahoy!

    Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:19 AM
    ahoy, captain, captains, crew, curious, daily, day, died, duties, envelope, laying, left, letter, lines, lock, lost, love, map, mate, pale, paper, quarters, rest, safe, sea, starboard, strange, treasure, words, ``port
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,831
    Christopha
    4th September 2004, 12:19 AM Go to last post

  21. Dear Diary

    Started by Christopha, 20th August 2004 05:26 PM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    attempt, aware, burning, call, called, captors, chemical, consolation, day, dear, diary, due, event, foamy, foul, glass, hear, invent, liquid, minds, noise, odor, piece, shampoo, sick, smell, solitary, sort, time, tubes
    • Replies: 35
    • Views: 8,934
    Christopha
    4th September 2004, 12:17 AM Go to last post

  22. Dam good thinkin'

    Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:13 AM
    age, approached, aware, bucket, coming, crocodile, cunning, dam, deep, enthusiasm, farmer, feed, girls, good, holding, leave, local, moral;, moved, naked, pond, presence, replied, shouted, swim, thinkin, time, triumph, watch, youth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,459
    Christopha
    4th September 2004, 12:13 AM Go to last post

  23. Freak out time!

    Started by AlexS, 3rd September 2004 10:37 PM
    balloons, car, drivers, freak, tie, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,576
    AlexS
    3rd September 2004, 10:37 PM Go to last post

  24. A tale from the Australian coast

    Started by Driver, 3rd September 2004 04:13 PM
    australian, bad, bag, beaut, bill, bloke, bloody, coast, comin, couple, crabs, crays, edible, fancy, geez, gonna, guess, mate, minutes, news, oclock, pretty, pulls, sarge, shoot, sized, swag, tale, wetsuit, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,409
    Tankstand
    3rd September 2004, 09:05 PM Go to last post

  25. What, do you mean I'm fired?

    Started by Bob Willson, 2nd September 2004 06:14 PM
    bureaurocract, fired, geez, petty, talk
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,719
    echnidna
    3rd September 2004, 07:50 PM Go to last post

  26. Parking mishaps (1 & 2)

    Started by Bob Willson, 3rd September 2004 03:17 PM
    air, aircraft, bits, bumps, damage, happen, harder, majority, manoevre, mishaps, parking, poking, suppose, tarmac, vast
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,682
    Termite
    3rd September 2004, 03:20 PM Go to last post

  27. Gone fishing

    Started by Bob Willson, 2nd September 2004 06:17 PM
    bad, bag, beaut;, bill, bloke, bloody, blue, couple, crabs, dead, duty, fishing, geez, gonna, guess, legal, lobsters, minutes, news, nice, oclock, pretty, pull, pulls, sarge, shoot, sized, swag, swimmer, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,751
    echnidna
    2nd September 2004, 09:15 PM Go to last post

  28. Funny Link from woodcentral

    Started by bloggs1968, 28th August 2004 09:33 PM
    bloody, found, funny, joke, laughing, link, site, woodcentral
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,865
    Kev Y.
    2nd September 2004, 09:02 PM Go to last post

  29. A pirate walks into a bar ...

    Started by Bob Willson, 2nd September 2004 06:47 PM
    arrrr, bar, bartender, driving, hey, leg, nuts, pants, parrot, peg, pirate, shoulder, steering, walks, wheel
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,611
    Bob Willson
    2nd September 2004, 06:47 PM Go to last post

  30. Talking It's probably True

    Started by miked, 1st September 2004 07:08 PM
    check, clean--, cop, copper, driver, gonna, guy, guys, head, hope, license, license--hes, mate, miles, nightstick, offend, passenger, pulled, queensland, replies, road, rolls, smacks, taps, true, walks, whack, whatd, window, wouldve
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,839
    Baz
    1st September 2004, 09:23 PM Go to last post

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