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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,890
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. snip.......

    Started by Christopha, 5th October 2004 06:36 PM
    aussie, baby, bar, bartender, bets, birth, born, boy, call, circumcised, ear, everybodys, father, gday, gonna, hed, makin, pounds, puzzled, recognises, seventeen, slow, snip, swig, takes, twenty-five, typical, weeks, weigh, weighed
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,424
    Christopha
    5th October 2004, 06:36 PM Go to last post

  2. Christophas tattoo

    Started by DaveInOz, 29th September 2004 05:21 PM
    christophas, half, job, tattoo
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,463
    Christopha
    5th October 2004, 01:58 PM Go to last post

  3. Chooks

    Started by graemet, 3rd October 2004 11:17 PM
    a-ringing, bell, bells, chasing, chooks, efficiency, encounter, entered, favorite, filling, fine, investigate, job, listening, marking, morning, overnight, pullet, pullets, report, ring, rooster, roosters, sensation, specimen, tones, uncle, uncles, wiliam, william
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,550
    graemet
    3rd October 2004, 11:17 PM Go to last post

  4. Flight Problems

    Started by jow104, 27th September 2004 06:18 PM
    206, 635, 702, 747, air, aircraft, approach, cherokee, continental, control, crew, dc-8, eastern, english, flight, frankfurt, frequency, gate, german, ground, noise, pilot, problems, runway, speedbird, takeoff, tower, traffic, united, unknown
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 3,151
    jow104
    3rd October 2004, 06:04 PM Go to last post

  5. Fine Litreatchure

    Started by Christopha, 28th September 2004 05:12 PM
    add, anuudrian, bimbo, camomile, carl, congress, earth, english, fine, fusion, harris, laurie, lithium, litreatchure, orbit, paragraph, partner, person, president, read, rebecca, ships, skylon, story, students, tea, treaty, woman, writing, written
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,591
    Caliban
    1st October 2004, 10:52 PM Go to last post

  6. Who Wants To Be a Millionaire

    Started by Kev Y., 1st October 2004 06:07 AM
    answer, final, friend, honey, husband, millionaire, phone, upstairs, watching, wife, winks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,311
    Kev Y.
    1st October 2004, 06:07 AM Go to last post

  7. Chair Man of the Board

    Started by Kev Y., 1st October 2004 05:40 AM
    board, budget, chair, conclusion, continue, cuts, dictated, door, executives, found, gentlemen, hesitating, husband, lap, man, office, operate, resolving, secretary, sitting, stopped, surprise, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,572
    Kev Y.
    1st October 2004, 05:40 AM Go to last post

  8. A. A. A. D. D

    Started by gemi_babe, 30th September 2004 11:58 PM
    bills, book, car, check, checks, coke, counter, day, decide, desk, flowers, glasses, growing, hall, head, keys, kitchen, left, mail, notice, realize, remember, remote, set, table, trash, warm, wash, water, watered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,273
    gemi_babe
    30th September 2004, 11:58 PM Go to last post

  9. Cake or BED

    Started by gemi_babe, 30th September 2004 11:29 PM
    bake, bar, bed, beer, cake, cried, door, enters, fix, fixed, football, forehead, fridge, game, hall, hellooooo, home, honey, house, howd, left, light, notices, repairs, replied, sat, steps, watching, wife, written
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,552
    John Saxton
    30th September 2004, 11:36 PM Go to last post

  10. One-liners from the Edinburgh Comedy Festival

    Started by simon c, 30th September 2004 11:59 AM
    addison, arnold, assembly, brown, carr, chris, circus, comedy, dad, died, dog, edinburgh, family, feel, festival, fire, glasgow, hardware, icc, irish, jimmy, mum, oneliners, people, pleasance, shout, stand, store, susan, underbelly
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,610
    simon c
    30th September 2004, 11:59 AM Go to last post

  11. Typical! (WARNING!!)

    Started by Christopha, 24th September 2004 06:23 PM
    arm, assistant, bottle, called, cherylyn, counter, david, fink, french, girls, innit, jones, ladies, moi, offers, perfume, pick, port, power, sample, shazza, smell, sniff, stage, store, takes, typical, viens, walk, warning
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,111
    Kev Y.
    29th September 2004, 09:05 PM Go to last post

  12. What makes a man...

    Started by silentC, 8th September 2004 10:17 AM
    4 Pages •
    1 2 3 4
    aisles, birds, diy, door, effortlessly, eye, hand, hands, hard, huge, ideally, item, jars, knife, makes, man, mirrors, nodding, notes, peeling, pint, pub, rubbish, rugged, straight, tackle, taking, time, women, £200
    • Replies: 57
    • Views: 10,811
    Rodgera
    29th September 2004, 02:37 PM Go to last post

  13. God!

    Started by Christopha, 28th September 2004 12:09 PM
    answers, bit, black, boy, boys, confuses, consistent, depth, feeling, female, gay, god, honey, jackson, lights, male, michael, moment, mother, responds, straight, thinking, triumphantly, understanding, white
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,441
    Christopha
    28th September 2004, 12:09 PM Go to last post

  14. Smile For the older members

    Started by craigb, 28th September 2004 10:14 AM
    called, challenge, craig, elevator, eyes, finally, friends, health, hold, insurance, investment, limits, list, mate, matter, members, music, older, p.m, people, quit, realize, remember, safe, secrets, sing, speed, stomach, walks, worse
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,393
    craigb
    28th September 2004, 10:14 AM Go to last post

  15. Free Sex!!!

    Started by Christopha, 27th September 2004 07:03 PM
    close, correct, driving, fill-up, footy, free, game, gavin, guess, guessed, hell, increase, mate, missus, owner, petrol, player, proprietor, pulled, replied, rigged, sales, sex, sign, station, story, time, trevor, week, won
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 4,713
    Christopha
    27th September 2004, 07:03 PM Go to last post

  16. Which Book

    Started by Geoff Dean, 22nd September 2004 11:27 AM
    $29.99, artist, basically, bill, book, buy, catastrophe, clinton, ditto, forbidden, forced, gifts, hilary, hours, jack, life, love, monica, oooh, read, remembers, rest, return, rose, seamen, story, subsequent, surrenders, titanic, vessel
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,715
    soundman
    26th September 2004, 11:14 PM Go to last post

  17. Educational Joke

    Started by Barry_White, 25th September 2004 10:32 AM
    agreed, aldric, booklet, campus, cool, day, duke, easy, educational, elated, final, formation, friends, guys, joke, late, monday, night, page, planned, relieved, studied, taking, time, told, tyre, university, virginia, weekend, worth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,417
    Barry_White
    25th September 2004, 10:32 AM Go to last post

  18. The Morning After The Machine's Party

    Started by Termite, 23rd September 2004 10:02 AM
    2hp, acted, band, bandsaw, bit, chisel, edge, feel, feels, flat, head, hooker, jointer, lost, machine, machines, mix, morning, party, plane, real, sawdust, scraper, screwdriver, sharp, soul, tablesaw, thick, thicknesser, tight
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,496
    ozwinner
    23rd September 2004, 10:04 PM Go to last post

  19. Safe Sex

    Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:52 AM
    boy, changed, day, diseases, fishing, grandfather, grandpa, guys, lot, nope, picks, replies, ring, safe, sex, starts, talking, teen, teenage, times, wedding
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,632
    bigAl
    23rd September 2004, 06:40 PM Go to last post

  20. Message to Brudda.

    Started by RETIRED, 22nd September 2004 10:41 PM
    bit, boring, brudda, message, night, shift
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,686
    Kev Y.
    23rd September 2004, 10:09 AM Go to last post

  21. Black and White

    Started by silentC, 22nd September 2004 03:00 PM
    black, fit, guy, white
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,332
    AlexS
    22nd September 2004, 03:11 PM Go to last post

  22. Never argue with the BRASS

    Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:53 AM
    agree, argue, brass, continued, dog, duty, evening, glanced, golden, nervous, nice, night, private, relaxing, responded, retriever, salute, saluted, simply, sir, snapped, soothing, stepped, stormy, taking, trade, train, type, walk, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,418
    AlexS
    22nd September 2004, 02:52 PM Go to last post

  23. now I am older

    Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 06:31 AM
    absent, bran, can’t, cards, chess, comeback, days, decide, dog, e-mailed, easier, eleven, finally, grown, hard, holding, hydrant, i’ve, lost, minded, oats, older, play, prunes, remember, ten, thinking, twelve, wild, wiser
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,884
    Kev Y.
    22nd September 2004, 06:31 AM Go to last post

  24. Beer drinkers trouble shooting guide

    Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 06:25 AM
    action, bar, bartender, beer, blurred, buy, closed, confirm, dark, drinkers, empty, fallen, fault, feet, floor, front, glass, guide, guinness, house, mouth, shooting, space, symptom, tasteless, training, trouble, unusually, warp, wet
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,807
    Kev Y.
    22nd September 2004, 06:25 AM Go to last post

  25. Some people will do anything to become Americians!

    Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 06:10 AM
    agent, agrees, alien, americians, border, bushes, catches, english, fence, green, hard, hmmm, illegal, mexican, minutes, noooo, patrol, people, phone, pink, pleeeze, pulls, senior, sentence, sez, stay, tells, usa, words, yellow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,402
    Kev Y.
    22nd September 2004, 06:10 AM Go to last post

  26. Cultural differences

    Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 06:02 AM
    abroad, americans, aussies, bad-tasting, baseball, beat, beer, border, brits, call, canadians, channels, cheap, cross, cultural, differences, drink, english, hockey, home, imported, incessantly, island, jabber, live, mistaken, shop, southern, spell, words
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,934
    Kev Y.
    22nd September 2004, 06:02 AM Go to last post

  27. reward for effort

    Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:57 AM
    140, 144, begins, boys, distance, effort, fair, falkland, finger, hand, inch, inches, island, left, measurement, outstretched, palm, pinky, pounds, request, reward, sahr, soldier, son, start, sterling, strange, tip, toes, whatll
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,677
    Kev Y.
    22nd September 2004, 05:57 AM Go to last post

  28. Quick thinking on the front lines

    Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:50 AM
    3-day, approached, arab, arabs, army, border, commanding, crazy, day, enlisted, exchanged, flag, front, impressed, israeli, join, jumped, lines, officer, pass, quick, recognition, soldier, spectacular, tank, tanks, thinking, three-day, white
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,359
    Kev Y.
    22nd September 2004, 05:50 AM Go to last post

  29. Irish Accountant

    Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:45 AM
    accountant, aptitude, beer, bottles, carefully, earth, home, irish, listen, lots, paddy, rabbit, rabbits, test, tester
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,377
    Kev Y.
    22nd September 2004, 05:45 AM Go to last post

  30. Who Gets the Dog?

    Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM
    aback, age, beginning, boy, boys, clergyman, concerned, contest, dead, deep, dog, exclaimed, hed, home, hurting, launched, lie, lies, lying, minute, reverend, sermon, sigh, silence, sin, surrounded, telling, ten, told, walking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,318
    Kev Y.
    22nd September 2004, 12:54 AM Go to last post

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