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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,601
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Quiz Shows

    Started by simon c, 18th November 2004 11:50 AM
    774, abc, anne, bed, bob, bridge, caller, capital, chocolate, contestant, country, european, famous, hope, italian, moon, pause, potato, presenter, quiz, radio, robinson, roof, salesmen, searle, shows, sydney, walls, word, wright
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,853
    craigb
    18th November 2004, 09:23 PM Go to last post

  2. The Trap

    Started by silentC, 17th November 2004 04:16 PM
    audible, bed, clubs, conversation, died, dinner, eek, golf, groan, hurtful, husband, jewellery, left-handed, makes, married, pictures, proper, remarry, replace, shes, silence, sleep, suppose, trap, wear, wife, wrong
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,834
    scooter
    18th November 2004, 09:15 PM Go to last post

  3. Just for something different, a blonde joke

    Started by Iain, 18th November 2004 07:54 PM
    blonde, concentrate, hour, joke, juice, orange, shes, spent
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,344
    ozwinner
    18th November 2004, 08:00 PM Go to last post

  4. Nurse Nancy

    Started by Bob Willson, 18th November 2004 02:25 PM
    alomost, backwards, blood, boil, complaining, control, curldling, died, doctor, doctors, earlier, enema, enemas, god, hallway, heard, hour, hours, milligrams, morphine, nancy, nurse, prick, realized, scream, shes, smiths, sudden, told, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,558
    Bob Willson
    18th November 2004, 02:25 PM Go to last post

  5. MKFL Print-through problem

    Started by bitingmidge, 10th November 2004 04:21 PM
    advertised, alcohol, attached, brazillian, clothes, correctly, hughess, lacquer, lead, marshs, merve, mkfl, noticed, phenomena, print-through, printthrough, problem, product, reacts, recall, recently, rod, rolleyes, stained, substitute, susceptible, team, togs, users, wax
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,311
    popawisky
    17th November 2004, 09:29 PM Go to last post

  6. The help desk -- how may I help you?

    Started by Bob Willson, 16th November 2004 06:27 PM
    afternoon, antivirus, apple, button, capital, click, clicked, colleague, computer, customer, desk, hit, hours, internet, keyboard, left, letter, letters, microsoft, monitor, password, plugged, print, printer, program, stars, start, time, victor, word
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 3,343
    Bob Willson
    17th November 2004, 04:45 AM Go to last post

  7. Strip Britney Spears

    Started by outback, 9th November 2004 11:49 AM
    britney, level, spears, strip
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 3,299
    WISE
    16th November 2004, 12:20 AM Go to last post

  8. Hilarious Classified Ads

    Started by Kev Y., 13th November 2004 07:18 PM
    $300, 1/2, =================, ads, bred, bull, california, call, cents, chubby, classified, colony, dog, dryer, free, gay, georgia, german, hilarious, joining, nordic, nudist, parachute, peaches, puppies, sale, sell, shepherd, track, washer
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,597
    scooter
    13th November 2004, 09:36 PM Go to last post

  9. Stars

    Started by Grunt, 6th November 2004 10:03 AM
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    career, dogs, gordon, industry, live, pet, pick, porn, splash, star, stars, street, successful
    • Replies: 23
    • Views: 5,397
    Iain
    13th November 2004, 08:11 AM Go to last post

  10. shark fishing

    Started by sandant, 12th November 2004 08:50 AM
    access, actions, australia, bait, beach, bitter, blessing, boat, brave, diddly, drove, eyes, fishing, gods, harpooner, hatred, heard, holding, immediately, mates, pope, replied, shark, shouted, squat, summoned, told, true, wearing, wisdom
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,007
    sandant
    12th November 2004, 08:50 AM Go to last post

  11. Talking Men/Women Shower Habits

    Started by stephenmeddings, 10th November 2004 09:27 AM
    admire, armpits, bathroom, bedroom, body, butt, cloth, conditioner, curtain, habits, hair, husband, leave, men or women, minutes, mirror, rinse, shake, shampoo, shower, size, sound, time, towel, wash, water, wet, wiener, wife, woo-woo
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 4,837
    rod1949
    10th November 2004, 03:56 PM Go to last post

  12. Smile A Horrible Death

    Started by stephenmeddings, 10th November 2004 12:04 PM
    apartment, balcony, beating, bushes, day, death, edge, fell, finally, floor, grabbed, hammer, heaven, hiding, horrible, instantly, kicking, line, live, lucky, morning, peter, pretty, railing, ran, refrigerator, stand, started, story, stunned
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,627
    stephenmeddings
    10th November 2004, 12:04 PM Go to last post

  13. A dog named Woodturner

    Started by lyctus, 8th November 2004 12:16 AM
    bar, barman, beer, bloke, burning, call, dog, dogs, drinker, fire, fireplace, floor, gunna, hot, laying, log, mate, metal, named, ordinary, poker, poor, pretty, red, replies, rod, shivering, town, ute, woodturner
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 4,658
    qyn
    10th November 2004, 11:37 AM Go to last post

  14. Smile The Official Language Of Europe

    Started by stephenmeddings, 10th November 2004 10:50 AM
    4th, akurate, ben, deterent, disgraseful, double, english, enkourage, europe, fifz, governments, horible, kan, language, letters, mess, official, ozer, peopl, publik, removal, replasing, reseptiv, silent, speling, spelling, steps, vil, wil, yar
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,452
    stephenmeddings
    10th November 2004, 10:50 AM Go to last post

  15. Would you press this doorbell?

    Started by Neo, 29th October 2004 11:04 AM
    doorbell, press
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 3,345
    Iain
    8th November 2004, 04:40 PM Go to last post

  16. Overworked

    Started by gatiep, 8th November 2004 02:23 AM
    act, acting, blonde, boss, bulb, burning, ceiling, coworkers, crazy, dark, days, decided, exclaimed, figured, hed, home, jumped, light, overworked, ran, realized, send, shes, shh, started, time, upside, vacation, walked, walking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,293
    gatiep
    8th November 2004, 02:23 AM Go to last post

  17. Is dat you?

    Started by Christopha, 5th November 2004 10:53 AM
    angel, appeared, bushes, continue, couple, dat, emerged, female, fifteen, giggling, head, hold, life, listened, looked, male, minutes, pigeon, puzzled, rustling, satisfied, smiled, smiling, snapping, statue, statues, time, twigs, watch
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,587
    popawisky
    7th November 2004, 05:36 AM Go to last post

  18. Coffee

    Started by DavidG, 6th November 2004 09:21 PM
    coffee, rolleyes
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,621
    Rodgera
    6th November 2004, 09:55 PM Go to last post

  19. The same story everytime!

    Started by gatiep, 6th November 2004 02:54 AM
    annoyed, answered, archives, enjoy, everytime, heaps, hope, jokes, overloaded, question, search, story, time, weekend, woodies
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,090
    gatiep
    6th November 2004, 02:54 AM Go to last post

  20. 'armless

    Started by Christopha, 5th November 2004 10:31 AM
    armless, arms, bar, barkeep, bartender, beer, blocks, corner, customer, door, foam, foaming, front, glass, handkerchief, hold, left, mens, money, mouth, pants, pocket, reach, right-hand, service, station, thing;, walk, walks, wipe
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,569
    Wood Borer
    5th November 2004, 04:29 PM Go to last post

  21. Thumbs up Vasectomy with a bang

    Started by Rodgera, 3rd November 2004 06:59 PM
    bang, beer, bunger, continue, count, counting, doctor, ear, eek, firework, fix, hand, held, home, house, husband, job, larger, legs, lit, paused, piont, procedure, putting, sais, told, trust, vasectomy, world, zealand
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,656
    echnidna
    3rd November 2004, 07:21 PM Go to last post

  22. Language barrier

    Started by Breslauer, 3rd November 2004 04:47 AM
    asses, atogether, barrier, conversation, crude, den, dey, disgusting, emma, excuse, explain, filthy, friend, hear, hell, inconsiderate, italian, lady, language, mind, mississippi, overheard, public, replied, shocked, spella, talk, talking, vile, whata
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,396
    Breslauer
    3rd November 2004, 04:47 AM Go to last post

  23. Bargain!

    Started by Christopha, 18th October 2004 10:19 PM
    absolute, ago, bargain, bargains, buy, ebay, minutes, outfit, picked, superman, wheelchair
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,502
    JackoH
    31st October 2004, 08:50 AM Go to last post

  24. Why Kim Left Leyton

    Started by Termite, 27th October 2004 09:53 AM
    kim, left, leyton, reason
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,918
    Iain
    30th October 2004, 07:24 AM Go to last post

  25. Banned from Bunnings

    Started by smidsy, 28th October 2004 10:58 PM
    banned, bunnings, cheers, decking, paul, punch, staffer, timber
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 3,345
    Spindleshanks
    29th October 2004, 12:52 PM Go to last post

  26. Changing Places

    Started by Barry_White, 25th October 2004 10:09 AM
    900, awoke, bathed, bed, bills, breakfast, changing, cleaned, company, day, dinner, dishwasher, drove, electricity, exhausted, home, infinite, ironing, kids, kitchen, laundry, lord, morning, places, pregnant, school, set, trade, wife, wisdom
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,544
    Barry_White
    25th October 2004, 10:09 AM Go to last post

  27. how do you make a cat go woof

    Started by Wood Butcher, 24th October 2004 09:33 PM
    cat, lit, make, match, petrol, soak, woof, woooof
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,690
    Soren
    24th October 2004, 10:01 PM Go to last post

  28. Ahhh kids,

    Started by himzol, 21st October 2004 04:16 PM
    age, ahhh, amy, becky, brother, caves, dangerous, divers, eels, electric, fell, fish, holiday, kids, live, lots, makes, mermaids, mum, pregnant, sailors, sea, shock, sick, sister, ski-ing, summer, water, wind, write
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,385
    scooter
    23rd October 2004, 12:34 AM Go to last post

  29. Oh Father!!!

    Started by Iain, 22nd October 2004 06:43 PM
    beach, bikini, blond, bought, chairs, determined, dressed, enjoy, father, gorgeous, hear, incognito, loud, morning, nodded, outrageous, priests, replied, settled, store, string, sunshine, sweet, taking, time, topless, vacation, walking, wearing, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,657
    scooter
    23rd October 2004, 12:23 AM Go to last post

  30. Aaah So.

    Started by Iain, 22nd October 2004 06:45 PM
    aaah, anyting, bed, beef, blackbean, chinese, climbs, eagerly, eventually, firs, husband, jus, married, naked, night, numma, patiently, puzzled, queries, replies, request, sauce, sheets, silence, thoughtful, time, tone, undresses, waits, wedding
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,630
    Iain
    22nd October 2004, 06:45 PM Go to last post

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