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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages •
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 126,371
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,890
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Dead Duck

    Started by Jim Carroll, 17th December 2004 09:32 AM
    $150.00, $25.00, bill, cat, checked, checks, dead, dog, duck, eyes, hands, head, lab, labrador, lady, limp, listens, local, minutes, night, reports, scan, shakes, stethescope, table, tail, takes, top, vet, walks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,964
    oges
    17th December 2004, 10:02 PM Go to last post

  2. Have you got a seven ten?

    Started by gatiep, 16th December 2004 07:59 PM
    710, bit, blonde, car, circle, dealer, draw, drew, engine, ford, hood, learn, looked, lost, mechanic, middle, paper, pen, photo, piece, post, prior, read, replied, seven-hundred-ten, ten, woman, wrote, yesterday
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,451
    ozwinner
    17th December 2004, 06:01 PM Go to last post

  3. Letters to Santa - & replies

    Started by AlexS, 16th December 2004 01:59 PM
    ass, asses, billy, carrots, cocktail, dear, door, francis, house, jessica, left, letters, live, love, marky, milk, nice, replies, santa, sarah, silly, space, squeezing, susan, teddy, thomas, time, timmy, toys, waitresses
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,531
    echnidna
    16th December 2004, 02:04 PM Go to last post

  4. What is she doing?

    Started by gatiep, 16th December 2004 02:42 AM
    anticipation, bag, batteries, beach, carried, couple, drugs, excitedly, girl, hitch, hopping, husband, hushed, leave, lot, met, noticed, people, plan, road, scroll, selling, sells, shes, summer, talk, voice, walk, walked, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,376
    AlexS
    16th December 2004, 01:50 PM Go to last post

  5. Buying A Car Can Be Fun

    Started by Termite, 14th December 2004 09:40 AM
    afraid, answers, bends, browses, buying, car, day, dealership, dreams, farted, feel, fine, fun, hear, hopes, inspect, leather, lexus, lovely, madame, price, salesman, sir, standing, touching, uncomfortably, vehicle, walks, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,496
    Iain
    16th December 2004, 11:59 AM Go to last post

  6. Little Johnny Again

    Started by Baz, 15th December 2004 05:31 PM
    buy, children, copy, dead, doctor, grown, jennifer, johnny, lawyer, michael, nice, persade, photographed, picture, shes, sings, teacher
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,172
    echnidna
    16th December 2004, 10:13 AM Go to last post

  7. Christmas Future?

    Started by craigb, 15th December 2004 11:24 AM
    christmas, future, rolleyes
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,734
    Wood Borer
    15th December 2004, 12:58 PM Go to last post

  8. Christmas Pizza

    Started by outback, 14th December 2004 06:00 PM
    christmas, crisp, deep, king, local, majesty, manager, pan, pizza, restaurant, rings, usual, wenceslas
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,447
    echnidna
    14th December 2004, 06:32 PM Go to last post

  9. Outback's Christmas Carol

    Started by outback, 14th December 2004 06:07 PM
    carol, christmas, merry, outback, outbacks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,224
    vsquizz
    14th December 2004, 06:14 PM Go to last post

  10. In the spirit of Christmas 2

    Started by outback, 12th December 2004 02:09 PM
    $10.00, address, allowed, announcement, anonymous, ceo, christmas, date, december, director, employees, exchange, family, gift, gifts, happy, holiday, human, intended, lewis, party, patty, people, resources, santa, scream, sit, spirit, table, time
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,870
    scooter
    12th December 2004, 06:08 PM Go to last post

  11. In the spirit of Christmas 1

    Started by outback, 12th December 2004 02:04 PM
    a-milking, birds, christmas, condemned, cordially, cows, crap, day, dear, dearest, delivered, door, geese, gift, gwen, house, ladies, love, maids, mccallister, miss, neighbours, night, pipers, postman, racket, richard, sleep, spirit, stop
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,340
    outback
    12th December 2004, 02:04 PM Go to last post

  12. The Exorcist

    Started by Iain, 11th December 2004 11:56 AM
    bill, customer, exorcist, hear, iain, pay, repossessed, shed
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 967
    Iain
    11th December 2004, 11:56 AM Go to last post

  13. Dickens Cider

    Started by Grunt, 10th December 2004 10:33 AM
    .wav, cider, click, dickens, file, grunt, innuendo, rude, save, sound, warning
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,231
    Grunt
    10th December 2004, 10:33 AM Go to last post

  14. E-mail memories 2004

    Started by gatiep, 8th December 2004 07:21 PM
    2004, bathtub, disneyland, drinking, e-mail, email, faeces, fake, ice, kidneys, leave, macs, memories, microsoft, mix, nap, paid, parties, passes, phone, police, positive, pull, rat, sell, sick, stopped, taking, urine, vacation
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,663
    RETIRED
    10th December 2004, 01:06 AM Go to last post

  15. Talking It's been a while.....

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 8th December 2004 12:34 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,309
    ozwinner
    8th December 2004, 07:01 PM Go to last post

  16. Optical tricks

    Started by Kev Y., 23rd June 2004 09:33 AM
    immediatly, kev, optical, people, pleasant, rolleyes, tricks
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 3,265
    Jeff
    7th December 2004, 05:52 PM Go to last post

  17. Cuckoo Clock

    Started by silentC, 7th December 2004 09:16 AM
    a.m, bit, cleared, clock, coffee, cuckoo, cuckooed, door, easy, farted, giggled, girls, headed, home, husband, innocent, loaded, midnight, morning, night, relief, table, throat, time, times, told, tripped, voice, whew, wide-eyed
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,703
    scooter
    7th December 2004, 11:01 AM Go to last post

  18. Great expectations

    Started by Iain, 1st December 2004 09:16 AM
    expectations, great, hmmm
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,848
    Geoff Dean
    7th December 2004, 07:11 AM Go to last post

  19. Question Need to reject someone?

    Started by oges, 3rd December 2004 08:18 AM
    0419, 317, 446, =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=, line, pubs, real, reject, rejection, ring, set
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,039
    Kev Y.
    6th December 2004, 12:03 PM Go to last post

  20. Combination..........

    Started by ozwinner, 28th November 2004 08:10 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    combination, drill, poetic, screen, sit, sort, usual
    • Replies: 23
    • Views: 4,963
    Ian007
    4th December 2004, 07:36 AM Go to last post

  21. Driving too fast

    Started by Iain, 3rd December 2004 10:27 AM
    apologies, christians, driving, fast
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,415
    Ben from Vic.
    3rd December 2004, 11:12 AM Go to last post

  22. Bragging

    Started by Barry_White, 3rd December 2004 09:34 AM
    based, bet, bragging, building, construction, fun, grabbed, handles, haul, minutes, money, mouth, nodding, outdo, reached, replied, site, smile, strength, wages, weeks, wheel, wheelbarrow, worker, workman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,574
    Barry_White
    3rd December 2004, 09:34 AM Go to last post

  23. Cricket is a simple game

    Started by silentC, 1st December 2004 01:03 PM
    cricket, game, herald, letters, morning, page, person, player, simple, stays, sydney, team, teams
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,825
    Cliff Rogers
    1st December 2004, 10:10 PM Go to last post

  24. Nude beach

    Started by AlexS, 30th November 2004 09:42 AM
    answer, beach, bigger, boy, dad, daddy, dumber, dumbest, eek, father, girl, larger, mother, noticed, nude, ocean, person, play, promptly, replied, returned, returns, satisfied, shortly, son, talking, talks, tells, told, willies
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 3,375
    AlexS
    1st December 2004, 01:44 PM Go to last post

  25. Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

    Started by Iain, 29th November 2004 07:43 AM
    alien, assigned, building, bulletins, child, damage, dancing, deliberately, departments, english, eruption, foreigners, invasion, knocked, movies, news, officers, opposite, partner, personality, police, powerful, prefer, shock, speak, television, tests, things, total, volcanic
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 3,224
    Cliff Rogers
    30th November 2004, 01:03 AM Go to last post

  26. God botherers WARNING!!

    Started by Christopha, 25th November 2004 09:18 PM
    approaches, bigger, botherers, bust, chief, cop, dear, dispatcher, drive, driver, god, gonna, holiness, john, license, limo, loaded, lose, luggage, moans, motorcycle, pope, pulls, radio, rolls, takes, talk, tells, warning, window
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,244
    ozwinner
    26th November 2004, 06:44 PM Go to last post

  27. Kiwis

    Started by Coldamus, 26th November 2004 05:32 PM
    difference, extra-terrestrial, home, kiwis, zealander
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,267
    Coldamus
    26th November 2004, 05:32 PM Go to last post

  28. A Touching E-mail

    Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 09:56 AM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    ball, base, baseman, bat, boys, children, divine, email, father, field, game, home, inning, life, ninth, pass, people, pitcher, plan, play, ran, run, school, shay, shays, softly, son, team, touching, world
    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 4,850
    JackoH
    25th November 2004, 08:56 AM Go to last post

  29. None of us.

    Started by RETIRED, 22nd November 2004 08:56 PM
    $10.00, $100.00, $200.00, a.m, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, clean, confused, delirious, door, drunk, eye, furniture, hallway, hangover, home, lady, leave, marty, mom, night, priceless, puked, self-induced, son, stumbled, table
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,320
    RETIRED
    22nd November 2004, 08:56 PM Go to last post

  30. Smoke Alarm

    Started by Chesand, 19th November 2004 08:53 PM
    age, alarm, box, camel, condom, condoms, cut, day, delicately, embarrassed, fainted, fit, hobbled, home, ladies, lady, local, matter, nursing, pharmacist, pharmacy, preferred, pulled, putting, rain, replied, request, smoke, son, started
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,687
    soundman
    21st November 2004, 12:12 AM Go to last post

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