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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 57
    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 51,753
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 100
    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 86,232
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 90
    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 124,720
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 102
    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 238,966
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. Weddings

    Started by Iain, 7th January 2005 09:25 AM
    weddings
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,019
    7th January 2005, 09:25 AM Go to last post
  2. Management Consultants

    Started by graemet, 6th January 2005 09:10 PM
    76.39, consultants, consulting, dropped, extra, firm, flies, fly, hanging, impressed, kitchen, management, noticed, observant, percent, pocket, pull, restroom, save, shirt, spare, spoon, spoons, string, time, trip, waiter, waiters, walked, whispered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,318
    6th January 2005, 09:10 PM Go to last post
  3. Man of the House

    Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:43 PM
    afterward, bath, book, comb, dessert, dinner, directly, director, draw, dress, eating, expect, finger, finished, funeral, guess, hair, house, husband, man, meal, reading, relax, replied, scrumptious, stormed, tonight, walked, wife, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,700
    6th January 2005, 08:43 PM Go to last post
  4. Wink Sales and Marketing

    Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:38 PM
    america, arnold, ass, attorney, bed, breast, calls, climb, decides, fantastic, friend, friends, grabs, gropes, guy, handsome, houses, marketing, offended, party, passing, realize, sales, satisfy, schwarzenegger, shout, straighten, support, tech, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,255
    6th January 2005, 08:38 PM Go to last post
  5. Join the Army

    Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:22 PM
    army, bad, bed, boxes, boys, bull, city, cow, coz, doug, ekka, feed, firing, foot, gotta, hit, johnsons, join, kilos, phil, piece, quick, reload, rollbar, roo, shooting, steady, target, truck, wrestle
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,334
    6th January 2005, 08:22 PM Go to last post
  6. Engineer in Hell

    Started by Bushmiller, 31st December 2004 06:05 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    almighty, banks, bloke, bloody, bridges, built, canals, consulting, contour, devil, engineer, guest, hell, house, lawyers, list, marvel, messed, mountain, nice, paul, people, planned, projects, stayin, staying, sue, tellin, viaducts, yeah
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 3,753
    5th January 2005, 10:23 PM Go to last post
  7. For all you motor homers

    Started by Iain, 28th December 2004 09:12 AM
    homers, motion, motor, passed, poll
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,926
    29th December 2004, 10:24 AM Go to last post
  8. Colonoscopy

    Started by craigb, 24th December 2004 12:21 PM
    actual, boldly, claimed, colonoscopies, colonoscopy, comments, dignity, doc, easy, enron, executive, feels, fit, gay, god, hand, head, hey, in;, left, male, muppet, note, patients, performing, physician, predominantly, quit, wife, write
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,696
    26th December 2004, 11:16 PM Go to last post
  9. 20 ways to confuse Santa

    Started by Kev Y., 24th December 2004 11:26 AM
    barbed, bear, bull, chimney, christmas, confuse, cookies, easter, explaining, glass, guns, home, house, hunting, leave, lots, milk, note, ooh, plate, red, roof, santa, sleigh, suit, top, trophies, wait, ways, yell
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,832
    25th December 2004, 12:52 PM Go to last post
  10. Just received these......

    Started by Iain, 24th December 2004 05:02 PM
    arrived, dry, glue, received, waiting
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,602
    25th December 2004, 10:34 AM Go to last post
  11. Post Irish tragedy

    Started by Eastie, 24th December 2004 11:35 AM
    1826, air, alongside, bodies, cemetery, climb, continues, crashed, debris, digging, disaster, engine, expect, irelands, irish, leaving, metres, morning, night, occurred, plane, recovered, rescue, search, single, strewn, tragedy, two-seater, workers, worst
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,526
    24th December 2004, 11:35 AM Go to last post
  12. Perth Cup - A christmassy/new year story

    Started by Pete J, 23rd December 2004 05:14 PM
    bottle, bubbly, christmas, christmassy or new, coming, complaint, cup, field, front, guide, hampered, head, horse, immediately, jockey, line, managed, merry, perth, pudding, race, run, skill, stewards, story, struck, succeeded, unsurprisingly, upheld, year
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,624
    24th December 2004, 10:03 AM Go to last post
  13. Chinese proverbs

    Started by Christopha, 22nd December 2004 11:01 PM
    bound, build, car, catch, change, chinese, church, crabs, crib, day, determine, drive, earth, elevator, fart, fill, hell, midget, nails, night, pew, piece, proverbs, run, screw, sit, smell, stand, war, wife
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 1,926
    24th December 2004, 10:01 AM Go to last post
  14. Taking an esky to the cricket!

    Started by AlexS, 23rd December 2004 12:41 PM
    cricket, esky, morning, taking
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,002
    24th December 2004, 07:13 AM Go to last post
  15. prude alert!!!!!

    Started by Christopha, 22nd December 2004 11:07 PM
    alert, created, god, happy, moan, orgasms, prude, women
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,966
    23rd December 2004, 09:45 PM Go to last post
  16. Blonde Paint Job

    Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 02:26 PM
    $50, added, agreed, answered, blonde, canvassing, coats, collect, conversation, door, finished, heard, house, husband, impressed, inside, job, left, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, short, standing, time, well-to-do
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,463
    23rd December 2004, 07:40 PM Go to last post
  17. Internet Jokes

    Started by craigb, 23rd December 2004 02:08 PM
    bars, bath-size, berman, cabinet, camay, camays, carmen, cashmere, daily, dear, dial, dish, elaine, hotel, housekeeper, internet, jokes, kathy, kensedder, leave, left, maid, medicine, regular, remove, shelf, soap, soaps, stack, stacks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,926
    23rd December 2004, 02:08 PM Go to last post
  18. Good News At Last!

    Started by Christopha, 22nd December 2004 11:10 PM
    bad, bag, beaut, bill, bloke, bloody, comin, couple, crabs, crays, dead, edible, fancy, geez, good, guess, hands, minutes, news, pretty, pull, pulls, sarge, share, sized, sugar, swag, wetsuit, wife, wind
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,623
    22nd December 2004, 11:10 PM Go to last post
  19. DanP on exchange programme to USA

    Started by Iain, 21st December 2004 01:28 PM
    danp, exchange, programme, true, trust, usa
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,077
    22nd December 2004, 09:05 PM Go to last post
  20. Origins of lip balm.........

    Started by Iain, 22nd December 2004 08:48 AM
    aimed, balm, chapped, cowboy, cures, day, doors, dropped, dry, dusty, front, hold, horse, horse’s, howdy, lickin’, lip, lips, mister, nope, origins, powerful, reckon, saloon, sheriff, stepped, swinging, tail, walk
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,893
    22nd December 2004, 08:34 PM Go to last post
  21. Blind Parachuting

    Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 02:42 PM
    300, accomplished, answered, arrival, blind, describing, dogs, door, favorite, feet, final, grass, ground, hand, jump, keen, land, leash, legs, lift, parachuting, quickly, release, ring, sense, slack, smell, sport, told, trees
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,534
    22nd December 2004, 06:58 PM Go to last post
  22. Signs That You Are Burnt Out

    Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 02:33 PM
    ago, answer, badge, burnt, call, care, day, exploded, forget, friends, hell, home, immediately, instinctively, jail, jerk, leave, monday, party, phone, relaxing, scream, signs, sleep, timer, tired, upcoming, visions, week, weekend
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,654
    22nd December 2004, 05:25 PM Go to last post
  23. One for the Ladies on the Board

    Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 02:28 PM
    board, e-mail, folder, husband, instruction, ladies, mail, manuals, reading, rename
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,186
    22nd December 2004, 02:28 PM Go to last post
  24. Attack

    Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 10:59 AM
    attack, attacked, black, braves, chiefs, exclaims, fort, gate, grief, ground, guns, hundred, indian, laid, listening, medicine, paint, party, replied, scout, sends, stallions, thirty, trusty, war, west, white, wild, wily, yumti-bi
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,541
    22nd December 2004, 10:59 AM Go to last post
  25. An American in England

    Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 10:55 AM
    america, american, answered, bit, call, confused, elevator, england, hotel, invented, irritated, language, lift, lifts, listen, looked, polite, portiere, realized, responded, sir, smiled, tone, visiting
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,650
    22nd December 2004, 10:55 AM Go to last post
  26. Seeking answers

    Started by Iain, 17th December 2004 08:25 AM
    answers, ball, gentleman, indian, inspection, kicked, player, puzzled, seeking, soccer, soles
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,178
    21st December 2004, 09:32 PM Go to last post
  27. I love Paris............

    Started by Iain, 21st December 2004 01:24 PM
    love, paris, prefer
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,255
    21st December 2004, 07:49 PM Go to last post
  28. Computer Terms

    Started by Barry_White, 18th December 2004 09:39 AM
    barn, chip, computer, dang, dot, farwood, fer, gettin, hay, kitty, lap, log, matrix, modem, mouse, munchie, paid, rifle, shut, sleeps, stove, talk, terms, time, top, truck, whatcha, wife, winter, wood
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,587
    20th December 2004, 04:11 PM Go to last post
  29. More on Cricket. Warning: A little rude

    Started by Grunt, 20th December 2004 10:33 AM
    ball, bat, batsman, brandes, called, cricket, cullinan, culture, deliveries, dismissed, fat, hughes, ian, javed, mark, marsh, mcgrath, merv, missed, played, player, pollock, ponting, remember, rude, runner, smith, test, viv, warning
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,527
    20th December 2004, 10:46 AM Go to last post
  30. How much do you love your kids?

    Started by outback, 11th December 2004 07:05 PM
    3 Pages
    1 2 3
    kids, love
    • Replies: 31
    • Views: 3,470
    18th December 2004, 12:04 AM Go to last post

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