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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. The Vampire bat.

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:44 AM
    bat, bats, blood, cave, ceiling, covered, excitedly, finally, flapped, flapping, follow, forrest, frenzy, fresh, hassling, hundreds, milled, parked, pretty, river, screamed, sleep, slowed, smelled, started, told, tree, trees, valley, vampire
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,351
    Robert WA
    5th April 2005, 01:07 AM Go to last post

  2. Mickey Mouse outfit

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:34 AM
    birthday, bought, cartoons, cricket, daddy, disney, entire, father, favourite, halves, happiness, heir, inspiration, life, mickey, mouse, ninth, obsessed, outfit, proud, replied, son, sons, spoke, studios, sultan, team, theatres, watch, watched
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,665
    echnidna
    5th April 2005, 12:59 AM Go to last post

  3. The Builder & the goldfish. (for Mick)

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:47 AM
    active, assume, basis, beer, builder, builders, built, children, chris, explain, garden, goldfish, house, james, logical, married, masturbate, mate, mick, offence, pond, regular, scientist, seated, sexually, size, stockbroker, suit, toilet, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,907
    Cliff Rogers
    5th April 2005, 12:47 AM Go to last post

  4. Talking Sherlock Holmes goes camping.

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:39 AM
    approximately, beautiful, bottle, camping, day, deduce, god, holmes, horologically, idiot, insignificant, lay, leo, meteorologically, millions, minute, observe, past, powerful, quarter, sherlock, silent, spoke, stolen, suspect, tent, theologically, time, tomorrow, watson
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,116
    Cliff Rogers
    5th April 2005, 12:39 AM Go to last post

  5. Merlin & the Curse

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:31 AM
    actual, applied, bewitched, bit, bloke, can…, can’t, curse, cursed, enchantment, forget, it…, knowledge, lawfully, lay, magical, merlin, mistake, really…, recognised, reverse, spoken, thing…, wedded, wife, woman, words, yeah…, years…, yes…
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,883
    Cliff Rogers
    5th April 2005, 12:31 AM Go to last post

  6. More cynical diatribe

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:26 AM
    ambition, bird, cheese, cynical, diatribe, eagles, engines, excuse, jet, lazy, mouse, poor, sense, soar, sucked, weasels, worm
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,619
    Cliff Rogers
    5th April 2005, 12:26 AM Go to last post

  7. An example of positive stress control. (oldie but)

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:48 PM
    answered, call, carter?, control, desk, dialed, found, hanifin, nicely, oldie, patrick, phone, politely, positive, remembered, robin, sitting, speak, stress
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,549
    Cliff Rogers
    4th April 2005, 11:48 PM Go to last post

  8. Modern Cynic

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:21 PM
    1/7th, accomplished, beginning, catch, cynic, drive, employees, fall, incompetence, kids, learn, level, life, management, modern, plagiarism;, politics, pray, principles, project, reach, research, rise, sooner, steal, striving, succeed, swear, time, wrongs
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,137
    Cliff Rogers
    4th April 2005, 11:21 PM Go to last post

  9. A really long joke.

    Started by outback, 4th April 2005 08:03 PM
    bath, boy, brains, examining, joke, long, mother, mum, replied, takin, testicles, three-year-old
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,615
    echnidna
    4th April 2005, 10:46 PM Go to last post

  10. Snoring cure

    Started by outback, 4th April 2005 08:09 PM
    amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, cure, dog, dogs, drunken, god, grabs, husbands, piece, privates, red, ribbon, sleeps, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,077
    outback
    4th April 2005, 08:09 PM Go to last post

  11. potent stuff...

    Started by Breslauer, 2nd April 2005 01:07 PM
    all-points, bulletin, care, convicted, criminals, guy, happy, hardened, institution, jacked, jar, lookout, love, mix, neck, penal, police, potent, prozac, quickly, ready, remember, sentence, shipment, stiff, stuff, surely, swallow, taking, viagra
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,561
    Christopha
    4th April 2005, 04:28 PM Go to last post

  12. A Parrot joke

    Started by duckman, 30th March 2005 09:29 PM
    bad, bird, birds, bit, cage, daughters, girls, home, house, husband, implication, joke, keith, laugh, live, looked, madam, moments, offended, owner, parrot, pet, raised, returned, school, shocked, situation, teenage, woman, womans
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,598
    Iain
    4th April 2005, 10:44 AM Go to last post

  13. Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

    Started by Shane Watson, 29th March 2005 09:02 PM
    bad, bald, beergut, chauvinist, created, diminishes, discovered, dog, door, food, front, god, hell, male, married, men, miss, pig, rested, scientists, sex, sexy, shes, shut, strike, told, woman, womans, women, worse
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,389
    Iain
    4th April 2005, 10:39 AM Go to last post

  14. HELP!!!! They are out to get me!!!

    Started by bitingmidge, 3rd April 2005 11:41 PM
    ads, ago, avoid, bite, checking, clicked, clipping, erasor, fear, flies, fun, genuine, google, http://www.bugban.com, http://www.meteor.co.il, insect, insects, itch, killing, minutes, mosquitos, notice, pick, profile, record, sites, size, thrips, unretouched, whitefly
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,490
    bitingmidge
    4th April 2005, 10:31 AM Go to last post

  15. How sweet it is

    Started by Bob Willson, 2nd April 2005 11:13 AM
    accept, admonishes, armchair, bonfire, boys, demands, digest, donated, exasperated, explain, father, furniture, house, houses, items, lounge, peering, reach, readers, road, sofa, sons, spies, strangers, struggling, suites, sweet, times, told, window
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,351
    Iain
    2nd April 2005, 08:27 PM Go to last post

  16. How true

    Started by Forest Gump, 1st April 2005 03:03 PM
    100, assigned, blanket, bother, closet, cold, embarrassed, exclaimed, farted, found, idea, initially, leaned, lower, married, met, moment, people, pretend, reach, replied, silence, sleeping, tonight, train, transcontinental, true, uneasy, woman, wow
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,626
    MathewA
    1st April 2005, 09:21 PM Go to last post

  17. How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

    Started by ryanarcher, 1st April 2005 03:45 AM
    cat, days, dog, eek, freezer, make, mrrrrooooow, slide, solid, sound, stick, table
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,440
    ozwinner
    1st April 2005, 08:54 PM Go to last post

  18. Call of the jungle

    Started by Iain, 30th March 2005 04:06 PM
    call, cry, explains, jungle, sort, tarzans
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,599
    Iain
    1st April 2005, 05:39 PM Go to last post

  19. Pinch My Nipples!

    Started by Christopha, 29th March 2005 05:22 PM
    air, applause, arms, bigger, bought, broke, clerk, crowd, draws, huff, madam, manager, money, nipples, pinch, pinched, pleads, quickly, refund, refunded, screaming, screwed, shock, special, starts, store, tells, throws, toaster, woman
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,278
    AlexS
    30th March 2005, 10:49 PM Go to last post

  20. A trip down memory lane

    Started by Breslauer, 29th March 2005 11:14 AM
    air, buy, called, cents, clothes, country, electric, evening, exam, family, generation, grandmother, grandson, hardware, hut, instant, junk, lane, mcdonalds, meant, memory, mother, nickel, people, pizza, radios, referred, school, term, trip
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,890
    jow104
    29th March 2005, 08:28 PM Go to last post

  21. Phone Call

    Started by jackruss, 29th March 2005 10:00 AM
    9555-7039, bed, bedroom, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, dead, frank, god, guess, hit, honey, jumped, mommy, moving, pause, phone, pool, ran, ring, rug, scared, screaming, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, week, window
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,247
    jackruss
    29th March 2005, 10:00 AM Go to last post

  22. Meeiowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Started by Robert WA, 28th March 2005 05:18 PM
    a#$e, baby, belly, bottle, boy, bubbles, cats, curb, davidson, eek, harley, healthy, hell, holy, liquid, meeiowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, pass, powerful, pregnant, priest, replied, rub, shaking, shell, sitting, turpentine, watching, water, womens, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,216
    Robert WA
    28th March 2005, 05:18 PM Go to last post

  23. Chicken Gun

    Started by echnidna, 23rd March 2005 11:35 PM
    backrest, begged, blasted, british, chicken, console, control, crashed, defrost, designs, embedded, engineers, experiment, gun, memo, nasa, one-line, responded, scientists, shatterproof, shield, shot, smashed, smithereens, snapped, suggestions, test, wall, windshield, windshields
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,825
    AlexS
    26th March 2005, 09:16 PM Go to last post

  24. New Monopoly game

    Started by craigb, 24th March 2005 10:39 AM
    game, monopoly, rolleyes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,180
    craigb
    24th March 2005, 10:39 AM Go to last post

  25. Botty Problems

    Started by silentC, 24th March 2005 08:48 AM
    appears, batter, botty, counts, dactor, dare, datd, dats, den, doctor, feeling, finally, gadness, grand, irishman, koindly, moch, note, patient, pile, problems, pulls, roit, shrieks, tank, tenner, teyhk, twenty, wait
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,613
    Daddles
    24th March 2005, 10:31 AM Go to last post

  26. Oldies but a tad timely

    Started by Christopha, 2nd March 2005 02:52 PM
    beautiful, beauty, bring, called, camilla, day, diana, dog, freed, genie, girl, imprisonment, lamp, life, oldies, person, photograph, photographs, prince, quasimodo, records, remains, sleeping, tad, thousands, thumb, timely, tom, woman, world
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,773
    outback
    22nd March 2005, 04:49 PM Go to last post

  27. Advice from Children

    Started by simon c, 22nd March 2005 09:15 AM
    advice, age, boys, buy, call, children, columns, craig, date, day, dead, decides, eighteen, kids, kiss, law, lot, married, marry, newspapers, pam, people, person, play, rich, single, sports, wife, world, wrote
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,579
    simon c
    22nd March 2005, 09:15 AM Go to last post

  28. Blind luck

    Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:42 PM
    blind, breath, brings, cheese, deep, dirty, disbelief, eats, fork, hands, kitchen, leaves, luck, macaroni, mary, menu, nose, owner, ready, returns, sir, sits, smells, takes, tells, test, time, waiter, walks, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,547
    ozwinner
    21st March 2005, 06:32 PM Go to last post

  29. Had me in stitches

    Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:44 PM
    angus, aye, bent, bite, blackened, button, canna, dishpan, doon, door, eye, falling, fine, fly, god, goin, hands, happened, lady, macdonald, nose, pants, sew, stairs, stitches, thread, told, walked, walking, wee
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,679
    Christopha
    21st March 2005, 05:44 PM Go to last post

  30. Oldy but a Woody

    Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:40 PM
    ash, beech, begins, birch, expert, grow, growing, lands, oldy, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods, woody
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,580
    Christopha
    21st March 2005, 05:40 PM Go to last post

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