Thanks Thanks:  85
Likes Likes:  764
Needs Pictures Needs Pictures:  17
Picture(s) thanks Picture(s) thanks:  37
Page 237 of 290 FirstFirst ... 137187227232233234235236237238239240241242247287 ... LastLast
Threads 7081 to 7110 of 8695

Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 57
    2 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 51,725
    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 100
    4 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 86,116
    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 90
    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 124,553
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 102
    3 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 238,890
    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Talking Giving 100%

    Started by Forest Gump, 18th May 2005 01:50 PM
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7, 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5, 100%, 103%, 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5, 118%, 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20, 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11, 96%, 98%, a-s-s-k-i-s-s-i-n-g, a-t-t-i-t-u-d-e, achieving, ass, attitude, b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t, certainty, close, conclude, giving, h-a-r-d-w-o-r-k, hard, k-n-o-w-l-e-d-g-e, kissing, knowledge, life, makes, mathematical, questions, top
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,344
    Forest Gump
    18th May 2005, 01:50 PM Go to last post

  2. Free Healthcare

    Started by simon c, 17th May 2005 11:07 AM
    free, healthcare
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,467
    RETIRED
    17th May 2005, 06:51 PM Go to last post

  3. Revocation of Hamerican independence C&P sorry

    Started by Christopha, 16th May 2005 04:11 PM
    accents, allowed, america, american, beer, borders, british, called, calling, candp, chips, english, football, fries, game, hamerican, independence, learn, letter, national, percent, play, prices, real, referred, revocation, understand, usa, vocabulary, world
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,243
    boban
    16th May 2005, 11:03 PM Go to last post

  4. The blind man

    Started by Iain, 16th May 2005 09:17 AM
    arrives, blind, bus, children, crazy, decide, driving, fit, husband, irritated, joins, kids, man, minutes, overloaded, piece, replies, riding, rubber, shut, sidewalk, sound, stick, stop, taps, ticking, waiting, walk, wife, wouldve
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,571
    Iain
    16th May 2005, 09:17 AM Go to last post

  5. An other chicken joke

    Started by soundman, 7th May 2005 10:32 PM
    answer, bed, bit, chicken, cigarette, egg, finally, grabs, guess, headboard, joke, leaning, lying, question, rolls, satisfied, sheet, smile, smoking, snorts
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,568
    soundman
    14th May 2005, 12:09 AM Go to last post

  6. Rules to live by

    Started by Gumby, 12th May 2005 11:24 PM
    $20, beer, boat, day, days, drink, experience, feet, fish, flies;, fold, forget, judge, judgment, kinky, laughed, lent, live, mile, person, remember, rules, shoes, time, truth, walk, wasted, windscreen, worry;, worth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,252
    Gumby
    12th May 2005, 11:24 PM Go to last post

  7. Builder And Priest Play Golf

    Started by jackruss, 11th May 2005 05:29 PM
    $hit, booming, builder, continued, dead, difference, easy, game, god, golf, green, hear, immediately, insist, instant, missed, play, pleas, priest, punish, putt, seventeenth, shot, shouted, stone, stop, suddenly, swearing, time, voice
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,954
    Daddles
    12th May 2005, 11:03 PM Go to last post

  8. long but funny

    Started by goat, 9th May 2005 04:40 PM
    arch, assailant, bad, batteries, bought, burst, button, cool, directions, easily, electricity, funny, loaded, long, molly, note, one-second, pretty, prongs, pushed, reading, sat, shock, tazer, thigh, thinking, tickled, time, triple-a, whimpering
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,645
    Soren
    9th May 2005, 10:32 PM Go to last post

  9. Why the chicken crossed the road.

    Started by soundman, 7th May 2005 10:22 PM
    black, brought, chicken, chickens, coming, commonly, cross, crossed, crossing, darwin, depends, dispositioned, free, genetically, god, government, historical, hussein, juncture, logical, occurrences, question, road, roads, saddam, step, synchronicitously, time, told, trees
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,672
    flea1607
    9th May 2005, 07:08 PM Go to last post

  10. Flaming Sambuca Shots

    Started by simon c, 18th April 2005 03:15 PM
    2mb, download, drinks, flaming, light, note, perils, sambuca, setting, shots
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 3,012
    Groggy
    8th May 2005, 02:26 PM Go to last post

  11. Chalk One Up For The Old Dude

    Started by gatiep, 7th May 2005 01:47 AM
    account, afternoon, bank, brought, call, chalk, check, dude, excitement, funds, gal, girlfriend, imagine, jeweller, looked, monday, money, morning, payment, phoned, pick, ring, special, stated, stock, teed-off, told, verify, weekend, write
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,654
    fxst
    7th May 2005, 09:45 PM Go to last post

  12. The Parrot

    Started by OtakiriLad, 7th May 2005 07:16 PM
    $100, advice, beak, bird, bump, careful, dead, decides, drink, drown, enquires, ex-parrot, fancier, file, guy, hell, hook, owner, owns, parrot, parrots, pet, shop, street, talking, talks, time, told, vice, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,769
    OtakiriLad
    7th May 2005, 07:16 PM Go to last post

  13. kiwi male?

    Started by goat, 5th May 2005 09:49 PM
    arm, bed, bedroom, headache, kiwi, lying, male, pig, reading, replies, sex, sheep, talking, walks, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,165
    goat
    5th May 2005, 09:49 PM Go to last post

  14. The cookie crumbles...

    Started by AlexS, 5th May 2005 01:57 PM
    bed, bones, chip, chocolate, cookie, cookies, crumbles, dough, edge, favorite, final, hand, kitchen, knees, lips, moment, pain, parched, parted;, posture, quiveringly, rumpled, smelled, soft, stairs, subside, suddenly, table, wife, withered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,306
    AlexS
    5th May 2005, 01:57 PM Go to last post

  15. Twisted jokes 3

    Started by simon c, 4th May 2005 03:39 PM
    jokes, twisted
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,152
    Bob Willson
    5th May 2005, 01:42 PM Go to last post

  16. Our beautiful SWMBO's

    Started by burn, 5th May 2005 10:04 AM
    beautiful, bite, boasted, bragged, clean, cleaned, cleaning, day, dishes, dishwasher, duties, eat, girl, hot, house, landscaper, laundry, lawn, load, married, meal, meals, mowed, swmbo, swmbos, table, told, washed, wife, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,421
    burn
    5th May 2005, 10:04 AM Go to last post

  17. Something to do when bored

    Started by MathewA, 3rd May 2005 06:44 AM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    100, arses, bait, bored, casually, coat, cow, dirt, feet, friend, hed, hit, hold, idiot, laughing, lot, minute, pay, pile, poop, prize, pull, purse, quick, real, slick, steaming, thoughe, walk, weighed
    • Replies: 34
    • Views: 5,436
    scooter
    4th May 2005, 09:59 PM Go to last post

  18. Deathwish

    Started by Iain, 4th May 2005 02:36 PM
    brave, deathwish, silly
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,191
    silentC
    4th May 2005, 05:17 PM Go to last post

  19. Silly but funny

    Started by beejay1, 4th May 2005 04:58 AM
    answer, bar, beejay1, bit, bothered, box, centipede, centipedes, decided, drink, franks, friend, funny, heard, hey, house, love, minutes, pet, putting, scroll, shoes, shouting, silly, situation, time, time;, voice, wait, waited
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,314
    flea1607
    4th May 2005, 03:43 PM Go to last post

  20. Twisted jokes 2

    Started by simon c, 4th May 2005 03:38 PM
    jokes, twisted
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,398
    simon c
    4th May 2005, 03:38 PM Go to last post

  21. Twisted jokes 1

    Started by simon c, 4th May 2005 03:36 PM
    jokes, twisted
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,407
    simon c
    4th May 2005, 03:36 PM Go to last post

  22. Prank with a time-delay fuse

    Started by Groggy, 30th April 2005 09:50 PM
    ass, bill, canadian, corner, earth, empty, folds, forum, found, fraction, fuse, is/was, kick, laughing, lucky, piece, poking, prank, reminded, removing, repost, rest, robatoy, schmuck, taped, time, time-delay, timedelay, torn, wallet
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 3,349
    echnidna
    3rd May 2005, 11:34 PM Go to last post

  23. This is the Story of a man........

    Started by Forest Gump, 3rd May 2005 06:59 PM
    ahead, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, father-in-law, front, frozen, future, girlfriend, happy, house, man, married, moment, moral, overcome, passed, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stepped, stood, story, straight, stunned, test, watched
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,146
    Forest Gump
    3rd May 2005, 06:59 PM Go to last post

  24. Talking Bugger!

    Started by Christopha, 1st May 2005 09:47 PM
    1/2, 11-d, 38s, amazing, astounding, bugger, business, checks, cure, doctor, fifteen, guy, headaches, neck, outfit, pressing, push, shirt, shoes, sir, size, sleeve, suit, tailbone, tailor, telling, testicles, underwear, wear, wearing
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,400
    JackoH
    2nd May 2005, 10:04 AM Go to last post

  25. Earthquake Rocks Frankston

    Started by DaveInOz, 27th April 2005 01:55 PM
    appeal, bone, boots, buys, china, clothing, earthquake, female, flannelette, food, frankston, hit, include, items, jeans, locals, moccasins, money, parcels, priceline, rocks, safeway, shirts, socks, sold, sport, sturdy, suits, torn, white
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,619
    vsquizz
    30th April 2005, 01:27 PM Go to last post

  26. Menopause

    Started by outback, 29th April 2005 08:39 PM
    baby, birth, created, cries, demanded, discharged, elapsed, fertility, forgot, god, growing, home, hospital, impatient, menopause, minutes, mother, passed, relative, relatives, replied, technology, thirty, told, visit, wait, woman, year-old
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,221
    outback
    29th April 2005, 08:39 PM Go to last post

  27. No Contest

    Started by outback, 29th April 2005 08:34 PM
    amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, contest, dog, dogs, drunken, front, god, grabs, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleeps, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,409
    outback
    29th April 2005, 08:34 PM Go to last post

  28. The final chicken ?

    Started by Dr_Dewey, 29th April 2005 12:16 PM
    answered, bed, bit, chicken, cigarette, egg, final, finally, grabs, guess, headboard, leaning, lying, question, rolls, satisfied, says;, sheet, smile, smoking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,574
    Dr_Dewey
    29th April 2005, 12:16 PM Go to last post

  29. True story but suited here

    Started by Iain, 29th April 2005 11:12 AM
    animals, buy, car, considerable, dear, father, finding, gem, happy, job, left, letter, life, limited, literary, managed, mother, nameless, received, remain, save, school, son, steady, story, suited, thankyou, trouble, true, unemployed
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,630
    Iain
    29th April 2005, 11:12 AM Go to last post

  30. Smile the Hypnotist

    Started by Breslauer, 29th April 2005 03:10 AM
    announced, antique, audience, beautiful, claude, coat, electric, excitement, hypnotist, hypnotists, hypnotize, intend, invite, people, pocket, stage, trance, unlike, watch, withdrew
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,244
    Breslauer
    29th April 2005, 03:10 AM Go to last post

Forum Information and Options

Moderators of this Forum

Thread Display Options

Use this control to limit the display of threads to those newer than the specified time frame.

Allows you to choose the data by which the thread list will be sorted.

Order threads in...

Note: when sorting by date, 'descending order' will show the newest results first.

Icon Legend

Contains unread posts
Contains unread posts
Contains no unread posts
Contains no unread posts
More than 10 replies or 30 views
Hot thread with unread posts
More than 10 replies or 30 views
Hot thread with no unread posts
Closed Thread
Thread is closed
Thread Contains a Message Written By You
You have posted in this thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules