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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
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    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 51,753
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 86,232
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 124,720
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 238,966
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. Gone fishing...

    Started by AlexS, 4th July 2005 06:10 PM
    4th, 5.30, alarm, continue, conversation, deal, easy, fish, fishing, fourth, guy, guys, hour, house, idea, married, nudge, paint, pool, promise, realized, remodel, set, sex, shut, sun-block, wear, weekend, wife, word
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,306
    5th July 2005, 01:37 PM Go to last post
  2. Just deserts ( after death experiences)

    Started by Caliban, 4th July 2005 11:33 PM
    agony, bill, blair, break, bush, clinton, constant, day, death, deserts, devil, disbelief, door, experiences, finally, floor, george, hammer, hell, looked, lying, mentioned, monica, rocks, shoulder, sledgehammer, staked, swing, time, tony
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,454
    4th July 2005, 11:33 PM Go to last post
  3. Crack a Woody

    Started by Baz, 4th July 2005 08:50 PM
    bribie, crack, goodwoody, island, ningi, recognize, sign, woody
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,428
    4th July 2005, 08:50 PM Go to last post
  4. Finding Neverland

    Started by Grunt, 30th June 2005 09:02 PM
    easily, finding, neverland, offended, rude
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,590
    1st July 2005, 08:35 PM Go to last post
  5. Bad Day

    Started by Baz, 29th June 2005 07:45 PM
    a.m, applause, bad, bomb, current, day, deadly, doctors, electric, handy, home, intending, jolt, kettle, killer, minute, morning, onlookers, pigs, plank, protesters, running, sunday, waist, ward, whacked, whale, wire, woman, wood
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 3,016
    30th June 2005, 11:56 PM Go to last post
  6. Talking Shane Warne

    Started by stephenmeddings, 30th June 2005 12:58 PM
    addicted, anniversary, answered, bad, bed, beer, behaviour, box, cans, cash, curiosity, dinner, disappointed, empty, filled, guess, happen, looked, money, promise, redeemed, remind, saddened, sex, shane, shocked, simone, truth, unfaithful, warne
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 1,988
    30th June 2005, 11:43 PM Go to last post
  7. Oh my Goad

    Started by Gingermick, 30th June 2005 07:12 PM
    breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, car, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, flamin, forget, fried, fry, goad, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, mind, replied, salt, stared, stick, suddenly, wife, wrong
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,099
    30th June 2005, 09:22 PM Go to last post
  8. New Word(s)

    Started by Iain, 30th June 2005 09:56 AM
    words
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,237
    30th June 2005, 01:42 PM Go to last post
  9. Been spending too much time in the shed lately?

    Started by silentC, 30th June 2005 10:29 AM
    call, guys, shed, spending, time
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,121
    30th June 2005, 01:05 PM Go to last post
  10. Yet another blond joke

    Started by Iain, 28th June 2005 02:42 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    blond, joke
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 2,599
    29th June 2005, 10:51 PM Go to last post
  11. Mental Help Line

    Started by Ashore, 29th June 2005 12:53 AM
    69696969, answer, beep, busy, call, disorder, dyslexic, esteem, fidget, hang, hash, hear, key, line, loss, low, matter, memory, mental, nervous, operators, press, schizophrenic, short, talk, term, till, voice, wait, you’re
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,458
    29th June 2005, 12:53 AM Go to last post
  12. Brain Transplant

    Started by Ashore, 28th June 2005 09:08 PM
    $200, avoiding, awkward, blurted, brain, brain.”, brains, contact, doctor, entire, eye, family, female, hope, male, mark, moment, pricing, procedure, quickly, responded, smile, smirked, standard, time, transplant, woman, women, “$5000, “it’s
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,763
    28th June 2005, 11:23 PM Go to last post
  13. Talking Why do men pee standing up

    Started by Tikki, 28th June 2005 05:52 PM
    adam, allowed, amusement, badly, brain, called, creating, delight, eve, excited, feet, god, guess, hit, humans, laughing, left, men, pee, rock, sand, standing, started, stuck, stump, ten, told, watched, whizzing, wrote
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,471
    28th June 2005, 09:42 PM Go to last post
  14. Should old Acquaintance be forgot

    Started by Ashore, 27th June 2005 10:32 PM
    acquaintance, attractive, beaming, check, counter, forgot, grocery, line, standing, store, surprised, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,231
    27th June 2005, 10:32 PM Go to last post
  15. Talking Eve and Adam

    Started by Tikki, 25th June 2005 10:20 PM
    adam, advice, arrogant, ball, catch, childish, complaining, condition, create, eve, eyebrow, fighting, garden, hell, ironically, kicking, lord, physical, properly, proud, raised, remember, revel, satisfy, secret, self-admiring, smart, sounds, witless, woman
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,170
    27th June 2005, 01:56 PM Go to last post
  16. Unusual Funeral

    Started by Tikki, 25th June 2005 09:57 PM
    answered, attacked, black, borrow, cemetery, disturb, dog, feet, funeral, happened, hearse, husband, husbands, inquired, killed, line, moment, mother-in-law, passed, pit, poignant, replied, silence, solitary, thoughtful, time, unusual, walking, woman, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,402
    25th June 2005, 10:01 PM Go to last post
  17. A different type of tree - very clean joke

    Started by Wood Borer, 24th June 2005 12:49 PM
    amigo, bacon, breath, bush, clean, close, closely, deed, desert, donforget, dying, ees, eet, gun, ham, hear, joke, luis, machine, manages, meerage, metres, pepe, races, smeell, smell, sudden, tree, type, warn
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 3,229
    24th June 2005, 04:50 PM Go to last post
  18. The Squeeze

    Started by rod1949, 24th June 2005 04:06 PM
    bar, bartender, bathroom, blood-curdling, bucket, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeeze, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,162
    24th June 2005, 04:38 PM Go to last post
  19. School Days

    Started by Ashore, 24th June 2005 12:55 AM
    alive, attention, boy, call, class, crotch, days, desk, embarrassed, hanging, investigate, life, mom, noon, noticed, paying, penis, phone, pick, school, screamed, seriously;, shed, sitting, squirming, stick, teacher, till, told, whispered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,197
    24th June 2005, 12:55 AM Go to last post
  20. Ultimate body piercing

    Started by Iain, 23rd June 2005 11:06 AM
    body, frying, passing, piercing, starts, ultimate
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,204
    23rd June 2005, 12:20 PM Go to last post
  21. One for the art lovers.....

    Started by Christopha, 20th June 2005 07:32 PM
    african-americans, approached, art, black, claim, coal-miners, contemporary, couple, cultural, curator, depicted, experienced, gallery, gay, guy, home, irish, irishman, left, lovers, lunch, middle, oppression, painted, painting, pink, replied, society, sociological, willy
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,976
    22nd June 2005, 06:12 PM Go to last post
  22. Good manners......

    Started by Forest Gump, 22nd June 2005 12:23 PM
    bathroom, class, darling, date, dear, dinner, excused, friend, good, hands, hope, impolite, intelligence, john, lady, manners, meet, michael, mine, minute, moment, nice, peter, rude, shake, students, table, teach, teacher, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,341
    22nd June 2005, 12:23 PM Go to last post
  23. Rodney & The Donkey

    Started by Gumby, 21st June 2005 04:28 PM
    $900, 500, chairman, city, complain, day, dead, dollars, donkey, eventually, fai, farmer, grew, guy, happened, hih, met, month, onetel, piece, profit, raffle, raffled, rodney, sold, tale, tickets, watch, won
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,871
    22nd June 2005, 09:37 AM Go to last post
  24. 0-100 what....

    Started by Iain, 21st June 2005 12:29 PM
    0-100, 100, 2seconds, answers, attached, bar, bloke, blokes, bought, car, cars, fastest, ferrari, guess, nice, picture, porsche, read, red, sitting, talking, wife, world, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,006
    21st June 2005, 03:14 PM Go to last post
  25. The Redhead

    Started by Geoff Dean, 20th June 2005 02:35 PM
    amazed, breakfast, catch, cooks, deepest, dinner, dreams, drinks, eye, guy, happened, incredible, laugh, listens, meal, meet, morning, nice, nightcap, paying, perfect, redhead, replies, shares, stay, talk, time, trimmings, woman, wonderful
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,246
    20th June 2005, 11:28 PM Go to last post
  26. An eye for proportions

    Started by Groggy, 18th June 2005 09:56 PM
    adjust, admit, article, beak, bigger, bit, classic, eye, fibonacci, fiddle, golden, house, instance, intrinsic, notice, observed, picked, proportion, proportions, relation, robbos, rule, scale, sequence, shed, sticky, struck, surrounds, tells, woodworkers
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,269
    18th June 2005, 10:13 PM Go to last post
  27. Doctor and engineer ...

    Started by jackruss, 17th June 2005 10:57 AM
    anytime, blind, buddy, clubhouse, contact, doctor, engineer, fire, free, george, golfers, guys, hey, idea, ineptitude, minutes, moment, morning, night, ophthalmologist, pastor, play, prayer, sad, saving, silent, slow, special, tonight, waiting
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,421
    17th June 2005, 10:57 AM Go to last post
  28. The Golfer & the Leprechaun

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 16th June 2005 11:18 AM
    american, answers, bad, ball, cash, drive, famous, fantastic, fer, fine, game, golf, golfer, guy, head, hit, hows, leprechaun, life, money, pocket, pull, reach, sex, situation, thankye, week, wonderful, woods, yer
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,325
    16th June 2005, 09:37 PM Go to last post
  29. Talking New Mobile Phones coming on the market ;)

    Started by Wayne Davy, 12th June 2005 02:28 PM
    assembled, camera, coming, danp, market, mobile, phone, phones, russian
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,430
    15th June 2005, 11:58 PM Go to last post
  30. Mmmm...

    Started by Grunt, 13th June 2005 10:55 PM
    mmmm
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,739
    15th June 2005, 12:47 AM Go to last post

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