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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Cool The mind is an awsome thing

    Started by Kev Y., 30th August 2005 02:42 PM
    awsome, bathroom, bed, bedroom, boy, headache, headaches, home, husband, hypnotist, jumps, love, makes, mind, minutes, mirror, move, passionate, remember, replies, round, shes, sits, standing, tells, thing, time, wife, woman, wonderful
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,368
    Kev Y.
    31st August 2005, 11:27 AM Go to last post

  2. Cool Optical Illusion

    Started by silentC, 10th September 2003 04:53 PM
    hours, illusion, optical, stared
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 3,233
    Daddles
    31st August 2005, 01:38 AM Go to last post

  3. Can you trust farmers?

    Started by Caliban, 30th August 2005 08:00 PM
    baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, farmers, father-in-law, girl, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, shes, suggested, trust, weeeee, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,376
    Caliban
    30th August 2005, 08:00 PM Go to last post

  4. great weather for ducks

    Started by goat, 30th August 2005 03:16 PM
    answer, ball, bar, bartender, batting, day, dewey, duck, ducks, eyelashes, great, hows, huey, louie, lovely, nice, puddles, reply, walked, weather
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,416
    Daddles
    30th August 2005, 05:08 PM Go to last post

  5. How to shower.... oldy but goody

    Started by Christopha, 29th August 2005 02:43 PM
    admire, armpits, bed, bedroom, body, cloth, dressing, floor, goody, hair, knob, leave, loofah, minutes, mirror, oldy, rinse, shake, shampoo, shower, size, sound, towel, walk, wash, water, wearing, wet, wife, woo-hoo
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 3,142
    fxst
    29th August 2005, 09:22 PM Go to last post

  6. The Lion and Albert

    Started by Iain, 27th August 2005 06:53 PM
    albert, andle, called, cap, clothes, decided, ead, eat, eaten, edgar, feller, heard, keeper, lad, lion, lions, magistrate, manager, marriott, mother, paid, ramsbottom, rights, shame, sin, son, stick, sunday, wallace, yon
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,363
    Iain
    29th August 2005, 05:09 PM Go to last post

  7. Two hillbillies

    Started by Wood Butcher, 27th August 2005 09:58 PM
    bar, begins, breathe, butt, cheek, drawers, flies, head, heerd, hillbillies, hillbilly, hind, kin, lick, maneuver, mouth, obstruction, partner, quickly, seed, shakes, shocked, slowly, spasm, table, tongue, violent, walks, woman, yanks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,413
    Wood Butcher
    27th August 2005, 09:58 PM Go to last post

  8. News Flash from Texas

    Started by Johnno, 26th August 2005 05:17 PM
    150, 2-seat, 300, air, airplane, bodies, cemetery, cessna, co-pilot, continues, digging, disaster, earlier, efforts, evening, expect, flash, helping, johnno, news, occurred, pilot, piloted, recovered, recovery, rise, search, survived, texas, worst
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,760
    Johnno
    26th August 2005, 05:17 PM Go to last post

  9. Only an Aussie could pull this off!

    Started by Wood Butcher, 24th August 2005 05:05 PM
    allegedly, aussie, bar, breathalyser, car, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pull, pulled, remained, reversed, road, slowly, started, stationary, story, switched, tooted, true, vehicle, vehicles
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,413
    Termite
    25th August 2005, 05:18 PM Go to last post

  10. Nurther Olddybutgoodie

    Started by guest, 15th August 2005 05:14 PM
    absolutely, belt, cashier, correct, curiosity, derelicts, drunk, earth, head, iceberg, intrigued, intuition, items, juice, litre, looked, marital, nurther, olddybutgoodie, orange, proclamation, replied, ringing, selections, single, status, tipped, ugly, unusual, woman
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,773
    scooter
    25th August 2005, 04:24 PM Go to last post

  11. Qantas does it best

    Started by Groggy, 23rd August 2005 11:08 PM
    $45, $700, $90, administering, airfare, backpack, buckles, catching, directly, expression, fell, fellow, front, heavy, hoisting, hysterics, immediately, jeans, king, lacy, loose, low-cut, passengers, priceless, qantas, return, straps, sydney, thong, winced
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,177
    Daddles
    25th August 2005, 11:02 AM Go to last post

  12. Tissues

    Started by Caliban, 22nd August 2005 09:08 PM
    beat, breasts, bum, characteristically, complaining, day, fetched, fresh, front, grow, larger, miracle, mirror, missing, paper, period, piece, puzzled, replied, rub, rubbing, shower, stood, stopped, suggestion, telling, tissues, toilet, uncharacteristically, wife
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,904
    Caliban
    24th August 2005, 07:47 PM Go to last post

  13. Talking Who's your Daddy

    Started by Wood Butcher, 24th August 2005 05:08 PM
    advise, awaiting, blacks, bmw, cataclysmic, child, conceived, conception, confirming, dad, daddy, daughter, economy, father, forms, identity, immaculate, implications, informs, letter, night, party, peter, pope, remember, sex, smith, sons, support, unsure
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,454
    Wood Butcher
    24th August 2005, 05:08 PM Go to last post

  14. Beware of Dog

    Started by routermaniac, 23rd August 2005 10:04 PM
    beware, dog, doggie, earned, justification, label, lot, signs, times
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,330
    routermaniac
    23rd August 2005, 10:04 PM Go to last post

  15. Oops

    Started by Daddles, 22nd August 2005 11:29 PM
    oops
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,160
    echnidna
    22nd August 2005, 11:57 PM Go to last post

  16. ducks

    Started by Caliban, 22nd August 2005 10:15 PM
    accidentally, careful, chained, chains, day, deserve, duck, ducks, eternity, eyelashes, eyes, guy, happy, heaven, laid, manages, months, muscular, observed, peter, step, stepped, stepping, steps, tall, thin, ugly, woman, women, word
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,411
    doug the slug
    22nd August 2005, 11:19 PM Go to last post

  17. This sounds like this lot ...

    Started by Daddles, 21st August 2005 11:49 AM
    eek, includes, lot, richard, sad, sounds
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,311
    JohnM
    21st August 2005, 11:49 PM Go to last post

  18. Moved: Compressed air warning.

    Started by Groggy, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    air, compressed, warning
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  19. Negativety

    Started by Baz, 18th August 2005 06:56 PM
    brand, bumped, city, class, continental, continentals, exclusive, explained, finest, finished, hairdo, hairdresser, hand, hotel, jewel, job, lousy, million, negativety, overbooked, people, planes, pope, remodeling, rome, time, trip, vatican, woman, wonderful
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,429
    echnidna
    21st August 2005, 12:16 AM Go to last post

  20. Another one for Dan

    Started by Iain, 19th August 2005 08:01 PM
    dan
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,212
    ozwinner
    20th August 2005, 07:05 PM Go to last post

  21. Fridays in Hell

    Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:15 PM
    awesome, bankrupt, bet, blackjack, continued, craps, day, dead, demon, died, drink, drugs, feel, found, fridays, gamble, gonna, guy, hell, kidding, love, matter, mondays, poker, roulette, situation, slots, smoke, wednesdays, wow
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,715
    Daddles
    19th August 2005, 11:17 PM Go to last post

  22. I'm just passing it on o.k.

    Started by craigb, 5th August 2005 03:56 PM
    o.k, passing
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,705
    joseph84
    19th August 2005, 10:51 PM Go to last post

  23. Proud Parents

    Started by Grunt, 5th August 2005 11:16 PM
    announce, arrival, born, jane, parents, pleased, proud, zed
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,466
    joseph84
    19th August 2005, 10:47 PM Go to last post

  24. Pancakes

    Started by fxst, 16th August 2005 06:52 PM
    angel, appeared, arrived, boy, breakfast, brenda, child, confidently, declared, doctor, examining, exclaimed, explained, father, gee, health, hesitation, middle, morning, mum, pancakes, replied, rest, six-year-old, solve, son, stack, steve, table, warm
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,356
    joseph84
    19th August 2005, 10:44 PM Go to last post

  25. Wink Baptism

    Started by ernknot, 18th August 2005 10:25 PM
    baptise, baptised, baptism, deep, dunked, exasperated, fell, flock, flowing, guy, lifts, lord, minister, minute, person, placing, plunged, plunges, river, sdays, spluttering, standing, ten, time, underwater, waist, water
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,437
    joseph84
    19th August 2005, 10:40 PM Go to last post

  26. Smile For Grunt

    Started by craigb, 16th August 2005 04:35 PM
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    grunt
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 2,558
    Schtoo
    19th August 2005, 10:04 PM Go to last post

  27. Smile The tourist

    Started by Breslauer, 19th August 2005 05:49 AM
    american, appropriately, beds, bloom, bobby, british, call, decides, delivery, embassy, enters, flowers, follow, french, gate, gorgeous, hedges, hospitality, huge, lane, leads, london, public, relieve, relieved, replied, restroom, sir, tourist, wall
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,587
    Breslauer
    19th August 2005, 05:49 AM Go to last post

  28. More blondes

    Started by Iain, 16th August 2005 08:55 AM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    black, blondes, brighton, colour, funeral, grey, hair, original, remember, reverted, skirt, tennis, wear
    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 2,798
    Iain
    18th August 2005, 09:06 PM Go to last post

  29. I see the light...

    Started by keith53, 18th August 2005 08:46 AM
    baby, bit, born, boy, bright, circumcise, cock-eyed, concerns, couple, distraught, doctor, eye, fashion, fellow, fore, foreskin, healthy, hell, leftover, lids, light, mother, pours, seeks, sight, tyke
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,397
    keith53
    18th August 2005, 08:46 AM Go to last post

  30. Steve Irwin

    Started by AlexS, 16th August 2005 11:23 PM
    bar, beer, blonde, bottle, cheered, croc, crowd, delivered, drinks, fell, free, genitalia, genitals, hand, hard, head, hit, hush, irwin, minute, mouth, offer, pay, promised, removed, spoke, steve, stood, timidly, unscathed
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,560
    AlexS
    16th August 2005, 11:23 PM Go to last post

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